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ramsey

@ramsey@phpc.social

Coder, author, & speaker. PHP 8.1 & 8.2 release manager. ramsey/uuid maintainer. Open source developer. Senior Staff Engineer. Pronouns: he/him/his

“This guy seems to fundamentally misunderstand open source” — some rando on Hacker News

“Who is this guy?” — another rando on Hacker News

Co-admin of the https://phpc.social Mastodon server.

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kf, to random
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historically, when my therapist has asked what I did last week, I've said "oh, nothing really. just hung out at home with my dog" or whatever

but yesterday, I told him about how a friend called me out on this--saying I'm always seemingly busy doing stuff, just always downplaying it for some reason

he then asked me to go through a day in my life

and he was like "kf, I was imagining you literally sitting at home, staring at a blank wall all these months, this changes everything"

😂😭

ramsey,
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@kf As for me, I literally am sitting at home everyday staring at a glowing screen. That’s it. That’s my day-in-the-life.

daringfireball, to random
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Sam Alito Flew Seditionist Flag Outside His House in 2021
https://daringfireball.net/linked/2024/05/17/alito-sedition

ramsey,
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@daringfireball @tchambers “It was briefly placed by Mrs. Alito in response to a neighbor’s use of objectionable and personally insulting language on yard signs.”

Right. Because everyone knows you fly the flag upside down when you’re mad at your neighbors.

ramsey,
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@gruber @tchambers He’s hoping he can get by passing it off on his wife, like Clarence Thomas.

donatj, to php
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You know, while we’re dropping parentheses on things in I’d like it if we dropped them from control structures like if/for/while

End the argument of

if($foo) {

vs

if ($foo){

once and for all

if $foo {

to rule them all

ramsey,
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@donatj If you’re arguing over that, you have other problems than language syntax. 😉

ramsey, to Kubernetes
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Why isn’t --record=true the default behavior when applying changes to a deployment?

ramsey,
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@alessandrolai Like when creating a deployment. It tells it to record the command used to create the deployment. If you don’t use it, then it doesn’t record the command, so if you update your deployment and don’t tell it to record, then when you look at your history, you see each revision, but not the command that made the revision.

tobiaskoengeter, to php German
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We have released a new library: TypoRules for 🎉

It is not actually new, as we have been working with it for years to enable outstanding in our and applications. What is new is that all functionalities are now available in a bundled form and as .

You can find it at https://github.com/BitAndBlack/typorules

The library currently contains 42 rules and 5 rule sets, with more being added all the time.

Give it a try and let us know how you get on with it! 😇

ramsey,
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@tobiaskoengeter Do you have any groups of rules for existing style guides, like MLA, APA, Chicago, etc.?

decompwlj, to mathematics
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One day, one decomposition
A076056: Primes which when read backwards are composite numbers

3D graph, threejs - webGL ➡️ https://decompwlj.com/3Dgraph/A076056.html
2D graph, first 500 terms ➡️ https://decompwlj.com/2Dgraph500terms/A076056.html

#decompwlj #maths #mathematics #sequence #OEIS #javascript #php #3D #primes #composite #numbers #primenumbers #graph #threejs #webGL

Decomposition into weight × level + jump of A076056 in 3D (threejs - WebGL) (log(weight), log(level), log(jump))

ramsey,
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@decompwlj I’m curious in what way was PHP used in creating these graphs?

dugglebutt, to random
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I don’t really use Twitter anymore, I have a burner that I just use for sports and weather and news and never post from. But every time I open it, I have to question my sanity.
I just read an article about how there is an ice cream that is designed to, and I am not making this up, “taste like your grandma”
I subsequently read another article about how the New York Knicks won an NBA playoff game because someone let out “an epic fart”
These are real things. You can look them up.
Are people just getting more insane? Should I double up on my meds?

ramsey,
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@benroyce @majorlinux @dugglebutt Follow hashtags, too!

ramsey, to php
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“Supply chain” always sounds corporate and boring, but these are crucial conversations we need to have within the and wider communities. https://phpc.social/@alessandrolai/112451344359136433

maccath, to random
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@derickr @ramsey I get a 500 'generating thumbnail' whenever I try to upload an image attachment 😭 do you know what might be going on here?

ramsey,
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@derickr @maccath
@GeeH is the error @maccath mentions above the same error you were seeing?

ramsey,
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@maccath @GeeH
@ian might be able to answer this

josh, to random
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This may be one of my worst days.

ramsey,
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@josh

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msbellows, to random
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Okay, I'll admit it. I did not have this on my 2024 bingo card.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/angie-harmon-sues-instacart-delivery-driver-fatal-shooting-dog-north-carolina/?utm_source=flipboard&utm_medium=activitypub

ramsey,
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@msbellows @paninid Was Kristi Noem her shopper?

ramsey, to php
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Brent Roose has another great write up about what’s new in 8.4. https://stitcher.io/blog/new-in-php-84

ramsey,
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@bobmagicii Yeah. I’m not sure I’m going to do it without the parens, but there are plenty of folks who want this feature, and other languages support this syntax.

ramsey,
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@bobmagicii That’s chaotic evil!

BlogWood, to random
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An organization led by a wealthy Republican donor helped write a controversial new state law meant to force homeless people across Florida into state-sanctioned camps:
Sixty days in jail and forced psychiatric treatment: What Florida could do next to homeless people
https://jasongarcia.substack.com/p/sixty-days-in-jail-and-forced-psychiatric

ramsey,
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@KatM @Npars01 @lin11c @BlogWood I always thought these were government agencies. TIL they’re publicly-traded companies! 🤯

ramsey, to random
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TIL a pint is 4 gill

ramsey,
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There are 32 US fluid drams in 1 gill

ramsey,
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@listless Yes, I know. The metric system is superior, but look at all the variety we have in the customary units system!

Crell, to random
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I mean... elder Millennials might remember it, vaguely?

Nah, probably not...

ramsey,
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@hunter @Crell Elder Millennial would have been born around 81-84-ish.

I was born in 79, and I claim Xennial. 😉

ramsey, to Symfony
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Why does define what appears to be a “real” value for APP_SECRET in the .env file that’s committed to your repository, and then, right above it, there’s a comment that says (in all caps):

“DO NOT DEFINE PRODUCTION SECRETS IN THIS FILE NOR IN ANY OTHER COMMITTED FILES.”

Where’s the documentation that explains what APP_SECRET is used for? Why doesn't it put this value in .env.local (ignored by .gitignore)?

ramsey,
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@jaapio I’ve been looking into this more, and I’m not sure what you mean by “it’s not a glue between symfony and existing middleware.” That’s exactly what it looks like, to me.

It allows you to use anything that implements Psr\Http\Server\MiddlewareInterface as middleware in Symfony, so any existing middleware should work.

ramsey,
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@tobiaskoengeter @Crell Yep. This is how it should be. And then, that .env file is ignored in .gitignore.

ramsey, (edited ) to random
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I managed to avoid for 10 years, but it’s finally caught up to me, so I hope I’m a Kubernetes god after going through all this required (by job) Kubernetes training.

When do I start honking like a duck goose?

ramsey,
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@flogallama See, I’m really bad about this.

I mean honk like a goose! 🪿

tress777, to random
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Looking for some help with SimpleSAMLPhp. New to this platform, so I doubt my posts are getting much exposure. Please see previous posts. Thank you!

ramsey,
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@tress777 @bobmagicii Hey, Bill! One of the cool things about this platform is that we can follow hashtags, and then any post with that tag shows up in your main feed. So, in this case, you could add the hashtag, and then anyone following that hashtag might see your post and respond. It’s great for visibility when you don’t have tons of followers.

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