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ramsey

@ramsey@phpc.social

Coder, author, & speaker. PHP 8.1 & 8.2 release manager. ramsey/uuid maintainer. Open source developer. Senior Staff Engineer. Pronouns: he/him/his

“This guy seems to fundamentally misunderstand open source” — some rando on Hacker News

“Who is this guy?” — another rando on Hacker News

Co-admin of the https://phpc.social Mastodon server.

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binbows, to random
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reminder:
you should block/mute/unfollow people who make you feel uncomfortable, make you feel horrible about yourself, feel weird to see on your timeline, etc. there is no shame in it.

ALSO IF YOU’RE A MINORS DNI ACCOUNT THEN DON’T INTERACT WITH THIS POST (OR ME IN GENERAL) IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM!!!

andymoose, to random
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"Thank you for your message. Because you may be using a Microsoft Recall enabled PC, I am unable to respond to you with any sensitive or confidential information. I apologize for the inconvenience."

And he was left alone, living happily, until the end of his days.

anneapplebaum, to random
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35 years ago today, June 4, 1989, Poles ousted the communist party in the first partly free elections since WW2. The election set off a chain of events that led to the opening of the Berlin wall. The USSR's European empire had collapsed by the end of the year.
Also on June 4, 1989, the Chinese army fired on Tianamen Square protesters, ending any hope of political change. The massacre helped inspire the Chinese communist party to create the total surveillance state they are completing today.

xinicit, to random
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It’s only tentacle porn if it’s from the Tentacle region of Japan. Otherwise it’s just wiggly hentai.

evanprodromou, to random

I turned in my manuscript for the ActivityPub book for @oreillymedia !

https://evanp.me/2024/06/03/i-turned-in-my-manuscript/

revoluciana, to random
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  • If you're in the closet, this month is for you.
  • If you're ace/aro/intersex/2 spirit, this month is for you.
  • If you're bi/pan in a straight-passing relationship, this month is for you.
  • If you suspect you're maybe queer but confused and can't quite figure out why you feel that way, this month is for you.
  • If you are just a little bit gay, maybe, you think, possibly, maybe not, but kind of, maybe someone passes by occasionally and you say "daaaaaamn," but not going to ever act on it, this month is for you.
  • If you feel like your assigned pronouns fit, but you feel like a woman but not a woman the same way as other women, or feel like a man but not a man the same way as other men, this month is for you.
Tom, to random
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To those saying "If it can happen to trump, it can happen to anyone.", yes you are correct.

If trump can be held accountable for his crimes, that means everyone can be held accountable for their crimes.

This isn't a flaw or a mistake, it's literally how the law is supposed to work.

pluralistic, to random
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I, a total stranger, was thinking of befriending your kid, but before I did, I thought I'd ask you, are they a boring, selfish jerk?

It's fine if they are, I'm just really trying to find quality people to be friends with, so I thought I'd ask you, is your kid a dick?

Wait, don't get offended! How are people supposed to know whether to hang out with your kid if you can't answer a simple question?!

nikunashi,
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I'm looking for a book that follows no known literary or story telling structure, deals only in alien concepts, and contains purely novel ideas and situations. To which, I might add, I cannot and could never relate. And to be clear, it must contain absolutely no depictions of recognizable human emotions!

kate, to random
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In the same way most of us say “goodbye” without realising it derives from “god be with ye”, maybe one day people will end conversations with “likensubscribe”

andrewfeeney, to random
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Seen on reddit:

"The average US president has been convicted of 0.7 felonies"

josh, (edited ) to random
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Hey folks! I'm looking for examples of elected officials and people running for office who have accounts on the fediverse.

Know of one? Please let me know! Boosts appreciated :boost_requested:

PeterRobison, to random
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One of these shootings happened in my community. The deceased child was 13 years old, his injured sister is 16.

It's pretty hard to feel optimistic about the chances of reducing gun violence right now when there are so many out there that children can access them easily. It should not be controversial to say that kids shouldn't have access to guns.

https://www.tennessean.com/story/news/crime/2024/05/30/nashville-franklin-teen-killed-bellevue-shooting-mckays-mill/73904810007/

brenan, to gamedev French
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✨ The game I dedicated my life to for the last two and a half years got finally announced!!

It's a non violent exploration adventure game in which you discover a Provence like planet with you van.

Go watch the trailer and wishlist if you like what you see 👀

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1582650/Caravan_Sandwitch

maccath, to random
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Great visualisation for the efficiency of cursor based pagination from @jessicamauerhan at . Did you know that limit-offset pagination has to scan the whole database to figure out what comes next?

That's a long time if you're on the last page of thousands of results. But it doesn't have to be that way - investigate adding cursors to your data sets. With appropriate indices, the time required is constant.

sebastian, to random
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Love the backside of the #NeosCon24 badge.

sebastian,
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„Neos 9 is 80% thinner and is made from recycled PHP code.“

sarah, to random
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Last chance to register! Join me LIVE for the world-premiere of my talk, Reaching Cruising Altitude: Elevating Software Development Through Enhanced Team Communication. This talk will focus on improving software communication using frameworks from the aviation world.

The talk is TODAY at 12 pm ET (1600Z, 0900 PT, 1800 CET)

https://reachingcruisingaltitude.com/

janl, to IT
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bagder, to random
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Because I was reminded. Remember when PowerShell went Open Source eight years ago and I submitted a PR the next day proposing to remove the #curl alias?

There is always another windmill to fight!

https://daniel.haxx.se/blog/2016/08/19/removing-the-powershell-curl-alias/

Teri_Kanefield, to random
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If you are reading the jury instructions, a lot of the stuff here is to reduce the appealable issues. In the olden days, before jury instructions were standarized, defense lawyers would appeal and say "the reasonable doubt standard given by the judge was unclear or misleading."

Standardizing a lot of this language prevents the judge from misspeaking and using the wrong term.

Judges have something to read.

https://www.nycourts.gov/LegacyPDFS/press/PDFs/People%20v.%20DJT%20Jury%20Instructions%20and%20Charges%20FINAL%205-23-24.pdf

msbellows, (edited ) to random
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I'm gonna share some completely anticlimactic TMI for the benefit of other middle-aged men:

The day before yesterday, I was very stressed and anxious for a variety of reasons, and we were moving some furniture out of a storage locker, and I was feeling lethargic and a little lightheaded and generally out of it, and then I began feeling nausea and indigestion and my jaw was tight and then my left arm and hand started feeling a little numb. Nothing terrible! Just: feeling meh, and those minor symptoms.

And then guess what crazy thing we did?

We went to the nearby emergency room.

Yep.

And they were very nice to me, and quickly administered an EKG and blood tests, and guess what?

I wasn't having a heart attack.

I was just stressed and tired and anxious. That's all.

But if I had been having a heart attack, going to the E.R. could have saved my life. And even though I wasn't, they were very nice to me. No one made fun of me. No one called me a whiner or a hypochondriac. My wife expressed gratitude that I took my survival seriously. And I was home again in less than two hours.

So this is for my fellow typical men, who are inclined to ignore health issues because: John Wayne or something, and fear of embarrassment:

Don't ignore stuff. Don't wait until you're sure. Be willing to overreact. Be willing to waste everyone's time. It's okay! The world won't end! (And you may even get to take a nap under a warm blanket, like I did!)

maccath, to php
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The life of a maintainer (and generally any back-end engineer) - if your existence is acknowledged, something's probably gone wrong! I feel you, @jrf_nl

Thank you to all of the package maintainers out there 💕

Crell, to security
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preinheimer, to random
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billyjoebowers, to Dogs
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A832587

My name is Lunesta*.

I am a spayed female, blue American Pit Bull Terrier.

I weigh approximately 51.20 lbs.

The shelter staff think I am about 10 months old.

I have been at the shelter since Apr 20, 2024 and am ready to go home today!

https://24Petconnect.com/DetailsMain/PIMA/A832587

#Dogs #Tucson #PACC #Adopt #FostersSaveLives #AdoptDontShop

Beautiful dog. Caption: "Get ready for summer with this sweetheart"
Beautiful dog. Caption: "Having fun playing with my Kennelmate"

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