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GoatRoper

@GoatRoper@mastodon.social

Minimalist mini-blogger.

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TonyStark, to random
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  1. Vivek Ramaswamy’s statement that Ukraine is not a democracy is blatantly false.
  2. He claimed to be against antisemitism, yet he maligned Zelensky, who is Jewish, by likening him to a Nazi.
  3. The notion that the Luhansk and Donetsk regions are Russian-speaking and therefore not part of Ukraine ignores the historical context of the area.

It’s deeply concerning that he has any support.

Vivek Ramaswamy Calls Ukraine’s Jewish President a ‘Nazi’:
https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/vivek-ramaswamy-ukraine-president-volodymyr-zelensky-1234873572/

GoatRoper,
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@TonyStark

He might make a good Motel 6 manager but The Presidency is way out of his league.

Tengrain, to random
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Dramatic Re-enactment Of Busy Mother of Three’s Testimony Yesterday https://mockpaperscissors.com/2023/11/09/dramatic-re-enactment-of-busy-mother-of-threes-testimony-yesterday/

GoatRoper,
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@Tengrain

That would make a great rock mini-opera. 🎵

TonyStark, to random
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I’m not really watching the GOP debate for a couple of reasons but the few times I’ve turned it on, a candidate is suggesting something illegal.

A gif of Representative Jamie Raskin saying “come on.”

GoatRoper,
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@TonyStark

It's the theater of the absurd. The Republican Presidential hopefuls.. Asa Hutchinson told a local Little Rock reporter last Tuesday he is very confident voters will chose him instead of trump even though he hasn't qualified for the last two Republican debates. LOL I always thought he is stupid, I guess that confirms it.

GoatRoper,
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@TonyStark

Going down the freeway blasting "Highway To Hell" on the radio.

Free_Press, to China
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Biden and Xi Jinping will meet in San Francisco on Nov. 15, Kyodo News reported.

The leaders will meet on the sidelines of the Asia-Pacific summit.

Although China has not yet confirmed the meeting, the White House has already said that the two countries have "in principle" agreed on it.

If so, it will be the first face-to-face meeting between the leaders of China and the US in a year and Xi Jinping's first visit to the US since April 2017
#AureFreePress #China #USA

GoatRoper,
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@Free_Press

President Biden will let President Xi do the ordering when they dine in Chinatown. He will have the same as President Xi except, "hold the snake" 🐍🇨🇳 🇺🇸🌎

KevinCarson1, to random
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Hello, Mastodon? I'd like to report a murder.

GoatRoper,
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@KevinCarson1

Probably on PornHub, but they had to report each other. 📺

evelynefoerster, to random
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#Sarcasm
Why do we spend so much time looking for intelligent life on other planets? I’d be happy to find intelligent life here on Earth first.

GoatRoper,
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@evelynefoerster

Absolutely a fact 100 %.

Tengrain, to random
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And Then There Were 4*

Ron DeSantis, Nikki Haley, Vivek Ramaswamy and Chris Christie have qualified for the next GOP debate.

*5, if you count the Tangerine Palpatine, but he won’t show.

GoatRoper,
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@Tengrain

Over here in Arkansas, Asa Hutchinson says he thinks the American people will chose him over trump because he's such a swell guy.

I think he needs to see a psychiatrist.

GoatRoper,
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@Tengrain 😆

Free_Press, to news
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Donald Trump's "I'm fucked" moment on the witness stand today!

Donald Trump made what one legal analyst described as an "astonishing admission" during his Monday testimony in his civil fraud trial when he allegedly agreed that a statement of financial condition was intended to induce Deutsche Bank to lend him money
#AureFreePress #News #GOP #Politics #USA #Trump #MAGA #Republicans

https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trumps-colossal-admission-during-trial-1841335

GoatRoper,
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@Free_Press 7

Stable genius. Bawhahaha!

Rasta, to random
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I can't remember (yet), who I promised to show a particular photo to, that was not with me at the time. I have 100 GB of photos, I can't carry them with me.

I have temporary access today, but can't remember what I was supposed to show them? (Go figure?)
I only have one hour until I have to be on the road to pick up tires.

I'll try to remember, maybe it will come out on one of my stories later?

REMEMBER TO LOOK BOTH WAYS @dgar before you cross the street!

GoatRoper,
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@Rasta @dgar

Wrong way drivers kill the most people.

thomasfuchs, to random
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This is definitely completely normal and absolutely in no way creepy as fuck

GoatRoper,
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@thomasfuchs

I bet they both watch gay porn together at the same time on the PornHubs.♤

Tengrain, to HashtagGames
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Cursing that Kissinger still walks amongst us.

#HowToUseAnExtraHour
#HashTagGames

GoatRoper,
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@Tengrain

He's a vampire, like Dick Cheney. 🧛‍♀️🦇

donni, to random
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Just trying to be the kind of human aliens want to meet

GoatRoper,
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@donni

They will choose me because I have good taste. Tastes good.

crooksandliars, to random
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Via @tengrain, 'Ivanka Loses Appeal (I’ll say!)'

'I Guarantee You, Ivanka Trump Has a Nanny'

https://crooksandliars.com/2023/11/i-guarantee-you-ivanka-trump-has-nanny?utm_source=social&utm_medium=twitter&utm_content=81221

GoatRoper,
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@crooksandliars

And all I have is a nanny goat. 🐐

YouGiveMeFever, to random
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Forewarned is forearmed. The new Republican House Speaker, a Trump ally, believes that Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid are paying you too much money: "MAGA Mike Johnson' Wants Commission to Cut Social Security Formed 'Immediately'": https://www.commondreams.org/news/mike-johnson-debt-commission

GoatRoper,
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@YouGiveMeFever

F that little closet "you know what"

GoatRoper,
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@YouGiveMeFever

I've been seeing unsubstantiated postings on Facebook and elsewhere, he used to frequent gay clubs in Shreveport and may have gone through the gay conversion program. Which is proven not to be a cure for being gay. If that's factual, I hope someone credible comes forward to show how intellectually dishonest that homophobic hippocite is. If he does away with social safety net programs, there will be a lot of people starving in the streets.

Free_Press, to news
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Trump team files an emergency appeal to lift the gag order on him by Judge Chutkan
#AureFreePress #News #GOP #Politics #USA #Trump #MAGA #TrumpCrimeFamily

https://youtube.com/watch?v=AHxmKEToGk4&si=x3QpD2dFQvjw6KoE

GoatRoper,
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@Free_Press

Stuff a real gag in his mouth. Six pair of his XXXXX-LG underwear should work and some duct tape.

SrRochardBunson, to random

I'm starting to think that attending Wharton doesn't amount to a hill of beans.
😅

GoatRoper,
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@SrRochardBunson

Famous people came from there, trump.

SrRochardBunson, to random

The Christo-fascists have a plan. Do you?

https://www.project2025.org/

#ChristianNationalism #Christofascism #Fascists

GoatRoper,
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@SrRochardBunson

If Merrick Garland Is not worried, I'm not worried.

I've only got that one vote and I'm not sure it will actually be counted.

I'm preparing for full blown cristofasciam.

the_etrain, to random
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[60 Minutes]

Lesley Stahl: You claim you like big butts.

Sir Mix-a-lot: I do.

LS: How do you explain these? opens portfolio of Mix admiring bony asses in several photographs

Sir Mix-a-lot: This interview is over.

GoatRoper,
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@the_etrain

"As Sir Mix-a-lot's attorney, I am compelled to point out my client said "back" not "butt" Therefore we are suing Leslie Stahl and 60 Minutes for $192 billion in damages and lost profits."

buitengebieden, to random
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He changed his mind.. 😅

video/mp4

GoatRoper,
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@buitengebieden

I bet he could play chess. 🐕

marcelias, to random
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    GoatRoper,
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    @marcelias
    Mi Johnson is sick.

    SmudgeTheInsultCat, to random
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    GoatRoper,
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    @SmudgeTheInsultCat

    At some point, they should be considered "no shows"?

    Maybe we should carry on without them? 🐈

    the_etrain, to random
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    Python library? Snakes can't read. You're high, man.

    GoatRoper,
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    @the_etrain

    I think they mean you can check out a python like checking out a book? 🐍

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