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GoatRoper, to random
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" ...never vote for someone you don't trust with your dog... "
Hillary Clinton

GoatRoper, to random
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Trump thinks he looks like Elvis Presley. I don't see any resemblance at all. Elvis had nice hair and dressed up in expensive clothes he had custom tailored at Lansky's at home in Memphis.

Trump looks disheveled in cheap suits off the rack from Walmart. His hair looks like he has mange and he looks like he's just been released from the drunk tank at 201 Poplar, the Memphis city jail.

jd,
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@GoatRoper
And his home? Disgraceland.

GoatRoper, to random
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Rep. Steve Wombat (R) Darkansas says he's for Steve "cement shoes" Scalise for Speaker. He thinks Jim Jordan is a little too light in the loafers for the job.

GoatRoper,
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@thepoliticalcat

I know Steve, he's a little lacking in critical thinking skills. Mentally underprivledged. Someone needs to ask the other Steve which swamp they dumped a man's body when he was mobbed up in Louisiana.

GoatRoper, to random
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Get Your Krebs Cycle Running,
...Head Out On The Highway 🎶

#ChemistryASong

GoatRoper, to random
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Take This Job And Titrate It 🎶

#ChemistryASong

GoatRoper, to random
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Lawrence O'Donnell on his show last night was wondering what Trump Tower will be called if Trump loses it. I think I know:

FOR SALE

GoatRoper,
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@DavidMHarlan

Maybe Putin would volunteer the GRU to shove him out a window now that he doesn't have any use for him.

DavidMHarlan,
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@GoatRoper

...What, and give up show business?

GoatRoper, to random
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Moses was the first man to download files from the cloud using a tablet.

GoatRoper, to random
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For all you republican cultists out there wanting to impeach President Biden, your ancestors used to say:

"The one's doing the accusing are the ones doing the doing"

GoatRoper, to random
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Christmas is right around the corner! 🎄

Time to start decorating the house across the street so you can admire your own handiwork from your front window 🪟 by Halloween 🎃

GoatRoper, to random
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Arkansas is the #5 inbred state. Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders is working hard to make it to #1. 🤪

GoatRoper, to random
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Attila walked into a bar. The lady bartender said "what can I get you, Hun?"

GoatRoper, to random
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How To Care For Aged Wine:

  1. Carefully open, let it breathe.

  2. If not breathing, give it mouth
    to mouth immediately!

GoatRoper, to random
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I'm not worried about any drag queens unless they are wearing a MAGA hat and toting an AR-15!

HEY! IT COULD HAPPEN!!! 👸

mentallyalex,
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@GoatRoper Santos is out on bail, but I think he prefers to stick to wearing pins, not actually wearing them live.

GoatRoper, to random
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He doesn't realize it yet, but Kevin McCarthy was just destroyed by President Biden. Just like VP Biden destroyed Paul Ryan.

All the remaining republican cockroches had better scurry back in their hiding places because Dark Brandon is coming for them next. 🛸

GoatRoper,
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@Sh4d0w_H34rt
Go complain to the Republicans they love whiny fools.

Sh4d0w_H34rt,
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@GoatRoper that's a very childish response considering 49% of American voters don't affiliate with either party. And if we criticize you deflect.

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