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GoatRoper

@GoatRoper@mastodon.social

Minimalist mini-blogger.

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stevesplace, to random
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says the power went out at 3:27 pm yesterday and have not dispatched anyone, have not determined a cause and as of right now have no estimate for when power might be restored. Despite additional crews from out of state, they are woefully short of what they need to service this area due to the storm. Oh joy.

GoatRoper,
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@stevesplace to.
Hope they get you back up soon!

jerry, to random

Holy moly - 179 US congress people signed an Amicus brief in Trump’s appeal to the US SCOTUS in the Colorado 14th amendment eligibility case, claiming that the the President doesn’t have a duty to uphold the US constitution.

GoatRoper,
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@Npars01 Truth!

Tengrain, to random
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Because We Love A Good Typo https://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/01/13/because-we-love-a-good-typo-6/

GoatRoper,
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@Tengrain
I do that a lot, sometimes on purpose.

reginagrogan, to brisbane
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    GoatRoper,
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    @reginagrogan

    Intertech.com

    Look for the menu button, upper right. Drill down to "Careers" then "Australia". It will have a list of available positions which you can match up with your experience.

    It's a large international testing and auditing company based in London. They have excellent compensation and benefits.

    I retired from the Memphis TN office. I enjoyed working for them.

    glynmoody, to random
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    US pastor accused of trying to put wife’s co-worker’s head in deep fryer - https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/jan/02/north-carolina-mcdonalds-pastor-wife-co-worker-deep-fryer er, is that what jesus would have wanted...?

    GoatRoper,
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    @glynmoody

    Republican Jesus would say "verily I say unto you, NOT THE FRYER! Shoot him with the AR-15!"

    Tengrain, to random
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    Optimism Alert! https://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/01/01/optimism-alert/

    GoatRoper,
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    @Tengrain

    Happy New Year, Tengrain! I don't think Mr. Stinky can win. I took an informal flag poll yesterday on a one hundred mile trip across the Ozarks to Branson and only counted two Trump/Pence flags deep in MAGA country, no new flags, no F Biden flags, no snake flags. Usually there are MAGA flags everywhere. All we need to do is vote, Joe Biden!

    kcarruthers, to random
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    Yes Lara Marlowe is right: Americans are sleepwalking into a dictatorship. Why aren’t they more afraid?

    “Worldview: A second Trump presidency could spell the disintegration of the Nato alliance, and would have far-reaching consequences for the wars in Ukraine and the Middle East”

    https://www.irishtimes.com/opinion/2023/12/16/lara-marlowe-americans-are-sleepwalking-into-a-dictatorship-why-arent-they-more-afraid/

    GoatRoper,
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    @kcarruthers

    You can put me on the list of afraid people.

    Not a day goes by I don't think what is wrong with people? Are they really that stupid?

    People don't even show up to vote in Arkansas where I live.

    "...We have met the enemy,
    He is us." ------Pogo.

    evelynefoerster, to Halloween
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    #spooky
    Who won the dance contest at the Halloween ball? The boogie man.

    GoatRoper,
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    @evelynefoerster

    He did the monster mash.
    It was a graveyard smash 🎶

    RickiTarr, to random
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    Who has seen this?! It's both shockingly modern in message, but also very much of It's time in 1953. Ed Wood looks great in a skirt and heels. It is also incomprehensible sometimes, and a bit of an exploitation film.

    GoatRoper,
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    @RickiTarr

    He only had enough money to get half?

    willoremus, to random
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    The Washington Post says it will pause its advertising on X, joining numerous other brands.

    Apparently Elon posting a Pizzagate meme this morning was the last straw. Story by @drewharwell: https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2023/11/28/pizzagate-musk-twitter-x-controversy/

    GoatRoper,
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    @willoremus @drewharwell

    Be nice if NASA would make a clean break. But I guess that's not happening.

    Tengrain, to random
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    ‘Person. Woman. Man Camera. TV.’ (Part Infinity) https://mockpaperscissors.com/2023/11/27/person-woman-man-camera-tv-part-infinity/

    GoatRoper,
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    @Tengrain

    Coco the Gorilla beat trump on that same test with a longer chain of more difficult words repeated in ASL. 😆

    Tengrain, to random
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    Space Karen Leaves The Nazi Table To Visit Israel https://mockpaperscissors.com/2023/11/27/space-karen-leaves-the-nazi-table-to-visit-israel/

    GoatRoper,
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    @Tengrain

    Hope he took the big rocket 🔥 🚀 instead of the plane. He won't get far.

    augieray, (edited ) to random
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    In March 2020, #ElonMusk predicted, “Based on current trends, probably close to zero new cases in US too by end of April.” We've stopped counting cases (and never knew them all anyway.) But, the CDC started tracking #COVID19 hospitalizations in August 2020, and since then, almost 6.5 million Americans have been hospitalized (around 1 of every 50 Americans.)

    People mistake arrogance and luck for genius, IMO. The geniuses are the ones who warned you (and are still warning you) about COVID risks.

    GoatRoper,
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    @augieray

    The Halo Effect. People assume if someone is knowledgeable about one thing, therefore they must be knowledgesble about everything. A very flawed and illogical assumption.

    the_etrain, to random
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    Hey, everybody thinks the president is too old to get reelected, what should we do? I know! Show him with a birthday cake with so many candles that it looks like a F-16 on afterburner!

    GoatRoper,
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    @the_etrain

    🔥 ✈ 🎂

    GoatRoper,
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    @the_etrain

    I'm about the same age as President Biden. He would appreciate sativa cannibis, some Cialis and Geritol. Those pep me up.

    Tengrain, to random
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    Former First Lady News https://mockpaperscissors.com/2023/11/20/210756/

    GoatRoper,
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    @Tengrain
    I seriously doubt Mowlawnia wrote that.

    Tengrain, to random
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    Here’s Some Stupid To Start Your Day https://mockpaperscissors.com/2023/11/20/heres-some-stupid-to-start-your-day-140/

    GoatRoper,
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    @Tengrain

    MTG seems crabby. 🦀

    Tengrain, (edited ) to random
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    If you hate what is going on in the middle east, wait till you get a load of this guy’s agenda:

    GoatRoper,
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    @Tengrain

    I saw what they are in both the Reagan and Bush I & II administration's. Too bad not enough other people noticed. Now we have this horror show monster.

    Tengrain, to random
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    It Wasn’t Nice Knowing Ya, Nikki https://mockpaperscissors.com/2023/11/18/it-wasnt-nice-knowing-ya-nikki/

    GoatRoper,
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    @Tengrain

    She can always get a job at Motel 6 if things don't work out but the manager might be scum.

    Tengrain, to random
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    TFG Sends Un-American Veterans Day Greetings https://mockpaperscissors.com/2023/11/12/tfg-sends-un-american-veterans-day-greetings/

    GoatRoper,
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    @Tengrain

    Makes my blood boil. But nothing will be done about it as usual. Free speech and whatnot....

    Litzz11, to random
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    Stay away from Metropolis Parking. They just ripped me off, charged me double what I was supposed to be charged. Found out the AG's office has received over 60 complaints about this company. One person was charged $57 for parking less than 1 hour.

    Forwarned!

    GoatRoper,
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    @Litzz11

    Metropolis Illinois?

    coreyspowell, to science
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    It amazes me how quickly people get bored with even the most remarkable achievements. Without novelty, it's hard to hold onto wonder.

    In 1972, after the Apollo 17 landing, the New York Times declared that seeing astronauts exploring the Moon had become "ordinary and even tedious."
    https://www.quora.com/Why-did-NASA-stop-going-to-the-Moon-after-Apollo-17/answer/Corey-S-Powell #science #history #NASA

    GoatRoper,
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    @coreyspowell

    Lack of wonder and the "can do" spirit has been normalized in America. Anything promoting the betterment or the advancement of mankind is called "woke" by people against education. It dismays me.

    Tengrain, to random
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    One week away from the government #shutdown, and #Speaker Jeebus Johnson is in Paris speaking at a convention of overseas wingnuts:

    https://wfi2023.org/en/speakers/

    GoatRoper,
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    @Tengrain

    🎶How you gonna keep them
    Down on the farm when
    They've seen gay Pa-ree?

    (Old WWI song)

    GoatRoper,
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    @Tengrain @superflippy

    I'm all for 'em if they cause Mike Johnson to revert to gay from his previous conversion therapy in case he accidentally goes into one of the gay cabarets on the left bank. Those girls fooled me when I was there. 💃👯‍♀️🕺

    shoq, to random
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    If the entire Republican party were made up of only Nikki Haleys, it would be a little less white, a lot less male, but no less toxic, regressive, and generally terrible.

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    @shoq

    Didn't she take Kevin McCarthy to the Motel 6 one time?

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