jwildeboer, to random German
@jwildeboer@social.wildeboer.net avatar

Hat Dr. Söder schon erklärt, wie die Grünen durch das Abschalten von Isar 2 die Flut in Bayern verursacht haben?

jwildeboer, (edited ) to random German
@jwildeboer@social.wildeboer.net avatar

In haben wir ja auch so ne komische , die Sätze ausspuckt die irgendwie normal klingen, aber bei näherer Betrachtung ziemlich unsinnig sind. Ja, ich rede von AI-wanger.

freeformz, to pdx
@freeformz@hachyderm.io avatar

#pdx has an “awesome” mayor.
#sarcasm https://kolektiva.social/@alissaazar/112533034933619511

evelynefoerster, to random
@evelynefoerster@swiss.social avatar


You play the victim. I’ll play the disinterested bystander.”

evelynefoerster, to random
@evelynefoerster@swiss.social avatar

#Sarcasm
Having a child makes you a parent; having two, you are a referee.” ~ David Frost

evelynefoerster, to random
@evelynefoerster@swiss.social avatar

#Sarcasm
Sometimes I meet people and feel bad for their dog.

ianRobinson, to random
@ianRobinson@mastodon.social avatar

It’s handy that TicketMaster built up all that goodwill with their customers (both artists and fans) over the years.

Now they get to cash it in in relation to the antitrust investigation and the new massive data breach.

#Sarcasm #Schadenfreude #TicketMaster

EzellaGarnie, to random

What great news! The International Standard Content Code finally became 24138. I am quite sure this is a groundbreaking change for and digital cultural heritage in general. https://iscc.io/iso-publishes-new-standard-enabling-content-transparency-iso-24138/ via @Lambo

jwildeboer,
@jwildeboer@social.wildeboer.net avatar

@EzellaGarnie And a real bargain at just 151 Swiss francs! #sarcasm @Lambo

jwildeboer, to random German
@jwildeboer@social.wildeboer.net avatar

Mit Microsoft CoPilot Recall erübrigt sich ja auch die ganze Diskussion um #Chatkontrolle. Es wird einfach zum Feature des Betriebssystems. #Sarcasm

jwildeboer, to random German
@jwildeboer@social.wildeboer.net avatar

Zumindest für Windows mit CoPilot Recall braucht es keinen mehr. Alle Daten und alle paar Sekunden en Screenshot frei Haus zum auswerten. Das ist doch Fortschritt, oder?

metin, to Meme
@metin@graphics.social avatar

StillIRise1963, to random
@StillIRise1963@mastodon.world avatar

So, basically, humans are dumb.

UrNotTheBossOfUs,
@UrNotTheBossOfUs@mastodon.social avatar

@StillIRise1963
#Sarcasm

AI Devolution Syndrome.
Or ADS for short.

AI is being fed a steady diet of our whole fucked up world. Then AI shits it all out at us in ads for corporations to brainwash us into buying more shit.

Garbage in, garbage out.

Just a possibility, and the long term resembles a black hole.

ErikJonker, to random
@ErikJonker@mastodon.social avatar

“Het mes in het ambtenaren apparaat zetten” , zoals het nieuwe kabinet gaat doen, betekent meestal dat gewone mensen er onder gaan leiden, want ambtenaren in de uitvoering helpen burgers , leveren essentiele diensten, zorgen voor veiligheid etcetera. Alleen bezuinigen op “ beleidsambtenaren” zet geen zoden aan de dijk, dat zijn er relatief gezien weinig.
#politiek #bezuinigingen

maxxware,
@maxxware@mastodon.social avatar

@ErikJonker Misschien de overheid ook maar privatisren, net als de zorg, het OV en de energiesector... #sarcasm

evelynefoerster, to random
@evelynefoerster@swiss.social avatar

#Sarcasm
Shut your mouth when you’re talking to me.

evelynefoerster, to random
@evelynefoerster@swiss.social avatar


Never underestimate a child’s ability to get into more trouble.” ~ Martin Mull

evelynefoerster, to random
@evelynefoerster@swiss.social avatar


You’re everything I want in someone I don’t want anymore.

metin, to Humor
@metin@graphics.social avatar

Every large corporation…

@workchronicles ]

clive, to random
@clive@saturation.social avatar

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    xerge,
    @xerge@mastodon.nl avatar

    @clive @aral No Boeing shareholders or executives were harmed I hope? #sarcasm

    evelynefoerster, to random
    @evelynefoerster@swiss.social avatar

    #Sarcasm
    My silence doesn’t mean I agree with you. It’s just that your level of ignorance has rendered me speechless.

    evelynefoerster, to random
    @evelynefoerster@swiss.social avatar

    #Sarcasm
    “My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn’t pay the bill he gave me six months more.” ~ Walter Matthau

    JackTheCat, to random
    @JackTheCat@mastodon.scot avatar

    Dodgy Dave at it again.

    David Cameron backed Israel arms sales two days after death of UK aid workers.

    https://www.theguardian.com/politics/article/2024/may/02/david-cameron-backed-israel-arms-sales-two-days-after-death-of-uk-aid-workers?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

    spytfyre,
    @spytfyre@mastodon.scot avatar

    @JackTheCat
    Aid workers?
    Scum of the earth you mean!
    Helping lazy, jobless, homeless, layabouts to NOT DIE?
    Public enemy number one
    Aid work isn't real work
    It's PRETEND work
    Worse than that's it's in forrin places
    Can't even aid good old UK homeless starving jobless homeless etc
    Going over there just makes them unpatriotic
    Kill more than three if you can
    Here's more weapons hit them more
    I'll be watching on TV with my new pig

    thelinuxEXP, to linux
    @thelinuxEXP@mastodon.social avatar

    I tried to imagine what an enshittified distro would look like, and made a video about it, because it’s fun:

    https://youtu.be/XG7Dy41yJ34

    unicornCoder,

    @thelinuxEXP E Corp is honest in all about wanting my data and limiting my choices as that is a paid tier model thing

    #sarcasm

    governa, to random
    @governa@fosstodon.org avatar

    says hackers stole customer data, auth secrets from eSignature service ⚠️

    https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/dropbox-says-hackers-stole-customer-data-auth-secrets-from-esignature-service/

    Decentralize,
    @Decentralize@dt.gl avatar

    @governa let's ban all encryption!

    evelynefoerster, to random
    @evelynefoerster@swiss.social avatar

    #sarcasm
    Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.” ~ John Stewart

    evelynefoerster, to random
    @evelynefoerster@swiss.social avatar

    #sarcasm
    Sorry for being late. I got caught up enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.

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