StillIRise1963, to random
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So, basically, humans are dumb.

UrNotTheBossOfUs,
@UrNotTheBossOfUs@mastodon.social avatar

@StillIRise1963
#Sarcasm

AI Devolution Syndrome.
Or ADS for short.

AI is being fed a steady diet of our whole fucked up world. Then AI shits it all out at us in ads for corporations to brainwash us into buying more shit.

Garbage in, garbage out.

Just a possibility, and the long term resembles a black hole.

ErikJonker, to random
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“Het mes in het ambtenaren apparaat zetten” , zoals het nieuwe kabinet gaat doen, betekent meestal dat gewone mensen er onder gaan leiden, want ambtenaren in de uitvoering helpen burgers , leveren essentiele diensten, zorgen voor veiligheid etcetera. Alleen bezuinigen op “ beleidsambtenaren” zet geen zoden aan de dijk, dat zijn er relatief gezien weinig.

maxxware,
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@ErikJonker Misschien de overheid ook maar privatisren, net als de zorg, het OV en de energiesector...

evelynefoerster, to random
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Shut your mouth when you’re talking to me.

evelynefoerster, to random
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#Sarcasm
Never underestimate a child’s ability to get into more trouble.” ~ Martin Mull

evelynefoerster, to random
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#Sarcasm
You’re everything I want in someone I don’t want anymore.

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  • xerge,
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    @clive @aral No Boeing shareholders or executives were harmed I hope?

    evelynefoerster, to random
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    My silence doesn’t mean I agree with you. It’s just that your level of ignorance has rendered me speechless.

    evelynefoerster, to random
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    #Sarcasm
    “My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn’t pay the bill he gave me six months more.” ~ Walter Matthau

    JackTheCat, to random
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    spytfyre,
    @spytfyre@mastodon.scot avatar

    @JackTheCat
    Aid workers?
    Scum of the earth you mean!
    Helping lazy, jobless, homeless, layabouts to NOT DIE?
    Public enemy number one
    Aid work isn't real work
    It's PRETEND work
    Worse than that's it's in forrin places
    Can't even aid good old UK homeless starving jobless homeless etc
    Going over there just makes them unpatriotic
    Kill more than three if you can
    Here's more weapons hit them more
    I'll be watching on TV with my new pig

    #sarcasm #Tories

    thelinuxEXP, to linux
    @thelinuxEXP@mastodon.social avatar

    I tried to imagine what an enshittified distro would look like, and made a video about it, because it’s fun:

    https://youtu.be/XG7Dy41yJ34

    unicornCoder,
    @unicornCoder@fosstodon.org avatar

    @thelinuxEXP E Corp is honest in all about wanting my data and limiting my choices as that is a paid tier model thing

    governa, to random
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    Decentralize,
    @Decentralize@dt.gl avatar

    @governa let's ban all encryption!

    evelynefoerster, to random
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    Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.” ~ John Stewart

    evelynefoerster, to random
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    Sorry for being late. I got caught up enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.

    zhang.dianli, to politics

    A little bit of a blast from my past. There was a time when the Chinese admired Donald Trump (to the point that a car company named themselves after him!¹). Then he went more openly insane to the point that even through cultural lenses it was obvious, started spouting a whole bunch of anti-China rhetoric, and generally lost all favour here.

    That's when all kinds of interesting things showed up. Trump toilet paper, for example.²

    And, given his very public love affair with the lunatic in Pyongyang, these figures who I call "Cashman and Rocket Lad". Which I naturally bought. (They still feature prominently on my desk's shelf at home.)

    #Trump #Kim #sarcasm #VinylFigure #politics


    ¹ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trumpchi
    ² Yes, I bought some. Yes, I enjoyed using it more than is strictly speaking tasteful.

    A picture of a Donald Trump soft vinyl figure. Trump (as "Captain Cash" in my head canon) is in a costume reminiscent of Captain America, with dollar signs instead of stars as iconography.
    A picture of a Kim Jong-un soft vinyl figure. Kim (as "Rocket Lad" in my head canon) is in a fairly generic-looking superhero "trunks on the outside" outfit with the radiation emblem on his chest, a cape tied together by bow-tie, and is carrying a rocket.

    funhouseradio, to instagramreality
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    65dBnoise, to random
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    In the 21st century, a "constitutional republic" [sic] (where people at times feel good to call it a democracy) has not yet decided whether a President can pardon himself or not, kill his opponents, steal state documents, rape, act like and be a moron, and in general do what ever he likes. 🙄

    And if that's not clear enough, here are two images from the Wikipedia clarifying it. Especially the text.🤣
    https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constitutional_republic

    Now, go bust those students!

    #sarcasm #USpol #US

    arstechnica, to random
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    Biden signs bill to ban TikTok if Chinese owner ByteDance doesn’t sell

    Bill gives ByteDance 270 days to sell TikTok or app loses access to US market.

    https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2024/04/biden-signs-bill-to-ban-tiktok-if-chinese-owner-bytedance-doesnt-sell/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

    sharan,
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    metin, to ai
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    TheJen, to random
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    So SCOTUS is probably going to outlaw homelessness. Why not just go whole hog and recreate debtor's prison...or hell...let's just do Bedlam all over again.

    Sure. Why not? All those private prison companies need bodies so they can overcharge the state by 3, 4 times the amount needed to house and feed them.

    Wins all around.

    THIS IS #SARCASM for those whose sense of humor has gone the way of the dodo.

    evelynefoerster, to random
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    #Sarcasm
    “Hell hath no fury like your kid catching you throwing ANYTHING away EVER. I snuggle out broken crayons like a Mexican drug lord.”

    evelynefoerster, to random
    @evelynefoerster@swiss.social avatar

    #Sarcasm
    My family is temperamental, half temper half mental.”

    shoq, to random
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    House Speaker Mike Johnson, statesman.
    #sarcasm

    65dBnoise, to random
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    Completely irrelevant to today's itics, here are some pictures of "the legendary Al Capone", the one who would kill you if he didn't like the smile on your face, as one fan of his put it recently.

    Capone apparently reveled in attention, such as the cheers from spectators; he was also involved in election violence. Didn't live to his late 70s, so the comparison with one of his admirers below is favorable to him (also, he smiles). Died at 48

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al_Capone

    BasicAppleGuy, to random
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    An iPod, a Phone, an Internet Communicator, and a NES, SNES, N64, GBA, DS emulator.

    An iPod, a Phone... are you getting it?!

    richaesthetic,
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    @BasicAppleGuy EU should look into companies developing hardware for no reason. Like, if our phones can play console games, why are consoles allowed to be sold at all. It’s bad for the environment. #EU #EULogic #Sarcasm

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