tagesschau, to random German
@tagesschau@ard.social avatar

Mitfahren in Lastenfahrrädern oft unsicher für Kinder

Vor allem bei Familien werden Lastenfahrräder immer beliebter. Allerdings kann das Mitfahren für Kinder bei Unfällen gefährlich werden. Unfallforscher fordern deshalb den Gesetzgeber zum Handeln auf - und auch die Eltern.

➡️ https://www.tagesschau.de/inland/lastenfahrrad-unsicher-kinder-100.html?at_medium=mastodon&at_campaign=tagesschau.de

jwildeboer,
@jwildeboer@social.wildeboer.net avatar

@tagesschau TL;DR wer seine Kinder sicher transportieren will, sollte sich nen SUV kaufen und dieses Fahrradgedöns hinter sich lassen, mfg die deutschen Autobauer #Sarcasm

evelynefoerster, to random
@evelynefoerster@swiss.social avatar

#sarcasm
Ich spreche 5 Sprachen: Deutsch, Englisch, genervtes Augenrollen, ungläubiges Starren und überhebliches Grinsen.

evelynefoerster, to random
@evelynefoerster@swiss.social avatar

#sarcasm
Arroganz ist die Barriere der Weisheit.
[Bias von Priene (um 550 v.Chr.)]

evelynefoerster, to random
@evelynefoerster@swiss.social avatar

#sarcasm
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so I could slap eight people at once.

evelynefoerster, to random
@evelynefoerster@swiss.social avatar

#sarcasm
Marriage. Because your crappy day doesn’t have to end at work.

etenil, to zen
@etenil@emacs.ch avatar

The #zen of #python:

There should be one-- and preferably only one --obvious way to do it.

Yep:

assert {"foo": 123} == dict(foo=123)<br></br>

#programming #sarcasm

SergKoren, to Humor
@SergKoren@writing.exchange avatar

Many people I know don’t realize that sarcasm is a form of humor. They believe they are 1-upping me. I just laugh.

#sarcasm #humor

SNerd, to TikTok
@SNerd@lor.sh avatar

is the real threat to national security, not the dark money in

philbaker1, to random
@philbaker1@fosstodon.org avatar

MacRumors: Is 8GB of RAM Enough for a Mac in 2024?

No. Google Chrome’s app icon consumes 1.5GB RAM, before the browser is even launched.

https://www.macrumors.com/guide/is-8gb-ram-enough-macbook-air-pro-2024/

piquant00, to Meme
@piquant00@mastodon.online avatar
eRatt, to random

I'm so glad the tech leaders heard the cry of "AI!" from the masses, and did something about it.
(I shouldn't have to tag this with , but you know...🤷)

kevinlovestech, to climate

Clearly we'll be fine doing next to nothing until 2050 regarding #ClimateChange. Oh, absolutely.
#ClimateCrisis #Sarcasm

via @Snoro https://mastodon.social/@Snoro/112038631338424739

gbraad, (edited ) to DOOM
@gbraad@mastodon.social avatar
HamonWry, to random
@HamonWry@mastodon.world avatar

Dear Voters who want to shun Biden because he can't stop the war on Gaza.

  1. Biden isn't the President of Israel and can only take limited action.

  2. Electing Trump would be a green light for Netanyahu to continue his assault on Gaza and that would be even more devastating.

Thx,
Hammy

65dBnoise, (edited )
@65dBnoise@mastodon.social avatar

@HamonWry
Oh! Isn't "thoughts and prayers" and "concerns" enough for people any more? Do they think that "all the missiles you want, all the bombs you can drop, all the rifles you may wish, all the support you need in international organizations, you get" is a thing to judge Biden by? Nonsense.

#Sarcasm aside, I fully agree. Biden is only responsible for HIS government's actions, and better not #FAFO with this one bc "thoughts and prayers" won't be enough to save America from Trump.

funhouseradio, to Meme
@funhouseradio@mastodon.world avatar
emsquared, to uk
@emsquared@mastodon.social avatar

Lidl offering me 15% off a welding helmet. How I'm not running down there right now to avail myself of this offer is a mystery.
#sarcasm #CostofLiving #UK #coupons

aldi80s, to Philippines
@aldi80s@mastodon.social avatar
metin, to Facebook
@metin@graphics.social avatar
SNerd, to NFL
@SNerd@lor.sh avatar

It’s great that the NFL owners pooled their money to fly that team from Maui to see the game
#sarcasm
#nfl #SBLVIII #SFvsKC #NFLonMastodon @nfl

indivisibleteam, to random
@indivisibleteam@mastodon.social avatar

The leader of the GOP encouraging Russia to attack our NATO allies seems like the comment from a presidential candidate that everyone should be talking about this weekend.

Let’s end Trump’s political career in November: https://act.indivisible.org/survey/defeat_trump_2024_survey?source=mastodon&medium=directpost

mastodonmigration,
@mastodonmigration@mastodon.online avatar

@indivisibleteam

Quick, someone tell the New York Times. Certainly they will make front page news of a US presidential candidate encouraging Russia to invade Europe?

65dBnoise, (edited ) to space
@65dBnoise@mastodon.social avatar

Chaos, decisions behind closed doors, zero warning or explanation to those laid off by email at #NASA #JPL.

Bill Nelson's finest moment (#sarcasm)

EDIT: Bill Nelson did say a few things about the layoffs at JPL. The Planetary Society has a thorough rundown of the situation:
https://www.planetary.org/articles/jpl-msr-layoffs

From Xitter:

thelinuxEXP, to linux
@thelinuxEXP@mastodon.social avatar

Time for this week's and News video!

In this one, we have switching CEOs after launching a frankly overpriced service, we have doubling down on their malicious compliance, this time breaking PWAs voluntarily, and we have Wine and DXVK coming to , but closed source:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY-Yc1B6vdk

tylerknowsnothing,
@tylerknowsnothing@mastodon.social avatar

@thelinuxEXP That's so weird, because they just "fixed" PWAs on desktop Safari. Hell, I'm using it right now for Mastodon, as there are no decent tooters for macOS. It's almost like Apple is picking which platforms are able to do what depending on the regulations imposed in various parts of the world... Isn't that weird? #sarcasm

Tengrain, to random
@Tengrain@mastodon.social avatar
mastodonmigration,
@mastodonmigration@mastodon.online avatar

@Tengrain

If only there were a good open social media option, free from billionaires, where journalists could roam free.

#sarcasm

SussexGeoff_UK, to uk

I'll start again.
Early
🇬🇧
(but not in the stereotypical way)

LIKE:

DO NOT LIKE: Politics, Attitude, Me Me Me Types, Reality or "Celebrity" TV, People who just boost others content and never their own.

AnneTheWriter1, to mastodon

It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #AI #LLMs #ArtificialIntelligence #ChatGPT #Sarcasm #Programming #BingAI

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