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ElleGray

@ElleGray@mstdn.social

researcher writer walker of forests swimmer of oceans here for the funny and the interesting

https://ko-fi.com/elleg

#space #humor #humour #literature #reading #art #dance #science #oceans #whales #ChildrensRights #adventure #travel #surfing #novels #poetry

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the problem with a movie like The Greatest Love Story Never Told is that as soon as the first person's seen it you have to change the title

ElleGray, to random
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seems impossible to make a potato threatening but here we are

ElleGray,
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@davefischer oh, that's so cute 😀

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but no judgment

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  • ElleGray,
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    @carrideen I still need to see that. Is that the one where she's a director?

    ElleGray, to random
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    Oh good the two genders. Men in Black or Liberace

    ElleGray,
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    @Tristaniopsis just a joke. The line down the middle could be a boa dangling there

    ElleGray,
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    @balglaas I'm glad 🙂. Ty

    ElleGray, to random
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    if a tree falls in the forest sorry that was me. I'm having a terrible day. and yes they make noise. so much damn noise. leafy cry babies

    ElleGray,
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    @noiseician and the trees lol

    ElleGray, to random
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    No joke I think you could make a fortune running summer camps for adults. I'd happily lie in a sleeping bag on the top bunk listening to rain pittering on the roof while we wonder which of the counselors are in loooove. Also, archery

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    @FlyVapen_Pikk oh, poor Blitz 🤗

    ElleGray,
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    @flowerpot LIMITLESS opportunities, I'm telling you

    ElleGray,
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    @shansterable that sounds absolutely amazing

    ElleGray,
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    @WhiteCatTamer no. Not at all. This is just about a one week summer camp 😄

    ElleGray, to random
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    Neil Gaiman @neilhimself is auctioning off some of his incredible art collection!

    Proceeds will go to charities, and to the artists who are still living.

    They're beautiful, meaningful pieces.

    An article about it:

    https://www.nytimes.com/2024/02/23/arts/design/neil-gaiman-auction-collectibles.html?unlocked_article_code=1.Xk0.5PkB.9iQtuvn6Bwof&smid=nytcore-android-share

    A video of Neil discussing why he's doing it:

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?si=9Ngipdq3C9WlQWpv&v=wwCct125y7Y&feature=youtu.be

    charlotteclymer, to random
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    I don't know who needs to hear this, but using note cards for any public speaking engagement is a very common practice. I'm 37 years old, and I always keep note cards handy for any speech I give. It is profoundly absurd and ageist to attack President Biden for using note cards.

    ElleGray,
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    @charlotteclymer I always have them. If I don't need them, great. But I use them to practice and to refresh right before. This is so silly.

    Nikwityuck, to random

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    ElleGray,
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    @Nikwityuck sry, I don't know what this means

    ElleGray, to random
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    Someone's trying to tell me this is an explanation of the game of cricket but it's clearly a record of the failed sex positions of English men

    ElleGray,
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    @SonofaGeorge that's my favorite, for sure

    ElleGray,
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    @davidm @ningkee that word got thrown around a lot. Glad it's gone

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    ElleGray, to random
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    last month when my car and I were smashed to bits by a drunk driver, just as the fire department was pulling my broken body through the crumpled door, the dashboard started flashing GOODBYE GOODBYE GOODBYE and I did not need that. I did not.

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    @Gradually_Adjusting yes, English is not a pretty language usually, it's true 😞

    ElleGray,
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    @danbeeston lol god thats a good point!

    ElleGray,
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    @weezmgk I agree

    ElleGray, to random
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    what does it mean if the priest puts the ashes on your head in the shape of an L

    ElleGray,
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    @amiserabilist lol that's really good

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