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markarayner

@markarayner@mas.to

Human-shaped, monkey-loving, robot-fighting, pirate-hearted, storytelling junkie, Mark is an award-winning author of satire and science fiction.

(alt texts: avatar is mark looking worried in a space helmet. The banner is a herd of dairy cattle running away from an invading swarm of UFOs.)

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markarayner, to Meme
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“All of this has happened before. All of this will happen again.”
–Number Six

markarayner, to Cat
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There are two types of cats: murder and doofus.

#caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #murdercat #humor #humour #funny

markarayner, to Cat
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This little guy is clearly running illegal SQUIRREL software on CAT hardware, but I'm still sharing it for .

markarayner, to random
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Umberto Eco has a cogent essay about how to spot the signs of what he calls "Ur-Fascism", or the essential components of fascism.

I turned it into an infographic, because, well, you know why...

Mirror of the article here: https://theanarchistlibrary.org/library/umberto-eco-ur-fascism

markarayner, to Humor
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The long-crested eagle is sick of your shit.

#eagle #badhair #annoyance #humor #humour

markarayner, to Typography
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Typography: It Matters!

#typography #type #font #fonts #humor #humour #funny #writingcommunity #books #writing

markarayner, to Cat
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There are two kinds of cats: murder and doofus.

#caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

markarayner, to random
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Interesting way to think about this.

markarayner, to irony
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But SHOULD you do it?

markarayner, to Humor
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Quality trolling

markarayner, to Cat
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Hooman! Grab my paw if you want to live!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #funny

markarayner, to Humor
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Well, hello there.

#texting #humor #humour

markarayner, to Humor
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I'm saddened to report this got a look of confusion from my undergrads during the lecture on color theory this week.

#rodstewart #colortheory #color #humor #humour #funny #pun #puns

markarayner, to animals
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Shades of Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Two horses, their owner, and an exceptionally dangerous bunny.

Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/AnimalsBeingDerps/comments/vntgr9/that_thing_could_rip_us_to_shreds_julia/

#animals #animal #horses #horse #bunny #rabbit #humor #humour #spoof #ICYMI

two horses are frightened by a bunny and their owner tries to coax them past it, but they won't go. Eventually the human scares the bunny away. The horses talk in australian accents in the video and explain how scary the bunny is, while the human tries to convince them it safe

markarayner, to Cat
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And that's how that photo shoot ended.

#lion #lions #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #animals #humor #humour

markarayner, to Cat
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"Some cats just want to see the world burn." [sound on for asmr]

a black and white cat sitting next to a long line of multicolored dominos -- it knocks one over, three in from the start, and they all fall. Then it knocks the first two over.

markarayner, to irony
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The Irony Police have been alerted and are on their way!

#irony #visualpuns #dominos #humor #humour

markarayner, to Humor
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Anarchy in the UK

#humor #humour #animals #animal #weird #signs

markarayner, to Dog
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Nice sub-woofers!

#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour #funny

markarayner, to writing
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And the sarcasm will be so sharp, you'll bleed.

#writing #writinglife #writingcommunity #library #libraries #librarians #humor #humour #signs

markarayner, to technology
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Archeologists at work.

#technology #generation #archeology #oldtechnology #phone #humor #humour #funny

markarayner, to aliens
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They mostly come at night... mostly.

markarayner, to animals
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The work in progress is neither working nor progressing.

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #writing #writingcommunity #books #humor #humour #funny #wip

markarayner, to animation
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Delightfully stupid. [sound on]

a series of animated cartoons, showing robert plant as a forklift, curt cobain as a coffee grinder, david lee roth as microwave popcorn, ozzy osbourne as windheild wiper, henry rollins as a "lyre", and michael jackson as a dot matrix printer, with realistic sound effects

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I hope there's a great crop of posts today!

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