Wuzzy, to Meme
@Wuzzy@cyberplace.social avatar
neitahchan, to random
@neitahchan@eldritch.cafe avatar

If you bite and kiss people in the neck as your love language, you can bring people back from the dead. Why ?

Because you're a...

NECK ROMANCER

TardisCaptain, to Humor
@TardisCaptain@dice.camp avatar

NASA is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens.

They're calling it the Apollo G.

Nonilex, (edited ) to random
@Nonilex@masto.ai avatar

#TLcleanse / #BabySquirrel update:

Today, after his bath, Ramone announced his intention to pursue a career in finger puppetry.

I am supportive.
The arts are an incredibly important way for entities to responsibly express themselves.

😉
for new followers, Ramone burst into my life in the middle of my Trump trial jury selection reporting last Thurs.

Click on #BabySquirrel to follow all things Ramone.

Where it started:
https://masto.ai/@Nonilex/112294173767102747
cc @harriettmb

Nonilex,
@Nonilex@masto.ai avatar

Yeah, this is #perfection in a nutshell ouch, painful [#pun intended]

Video to flesh out Ramone’s finger puppetry moments:

#BabySquirrel #squirrel #love #BabyAnimals

The moment Ramone’s finger puppetry art manifested

internutter, to random

Have you heard about the rising tensions between yoghurt and penicillin? One's probiotic and the other's antibiotic.

They're starting a culture war.

pwaring, to DoctorWho
@pwaring@fosstodon.org avatar

How did the Third Doctor check that his code was working before showing it to The Brigadier?

He ran the UNIT tests.

qlp, to random
@qlp@linh.social avatar

Scuzzy showers, meet SCSI showers

sesivany, to puns
@sesivany@floss.social avatar

A for good night.

SpectacledLangr, to random
Dremmwel, to poland French
@Dremmwel@mamot.fr avatar

This morning, I heard a bit about Warsaw uprising during WWII, and I realised that Warsaw sounds like "War-sav !" in Breton language, which means "Get up !" and thus I found this highly accurate.

funhouseradio, to dating
@funhouseradio@mastodon.world avatar

https://FunHouseRadio.com <-- ON AIR
Be sure to check out our radio stream for more wacky amusements

funhouseradio, to Cat
@funhouseradio@mastodon.world avatar
chestas, to random
@chestas@aus.social avatar

I had some strawberries today and I wanted to make a joke out of their container.

Try as I might, I just couldn't work out how I could pun it.

krisfreedain, to Humor
@krisfreedain@fosstodon.org avatar

🤣

markarayner, to Humor
@markarayner@mas.to avatar

I'm saddened to report this got a look of confusion from my undergrads during the lecture on color theory this week.

metin, to ilaughed
@metin@graphics.social avatar
AlarminglyBad, to random
@AlarminglyBad@mstdn.social avatar

This joke was inevitable

metin, to Meme
@metin@graphics.social avatar
Editrix_Rachel, to random
@Editrix_Rachel@mstdn.social avatar

Q: What kind of hats do copyeditors wear?

A: Stet-sons

negativeprimes, to puns
@negativeprimes@urusai.social avatar

When a pronoun collides with an antinoun, they annihilate each other in a burst of grammar rays. #puns #pun #grammar

ThatBlairGuy, to GNOME
@ThatBlairGuy@mstdn.social avatar

🎶 Oh give me a gnome,
Where the buffalo roam... 🎶

TardisCaptain, to Humor
@TardisCaptain@dice.camp avatar

It was a sad and disappointing day when I discovered my Universal Remote Control did not, in fact, control the Universe.

Not even remotely.

cynical13, to puns
@cynical13@vivaldi.net avatar

I have the superhuman ability to detect Indian flatbread within a certain proximity. I know, I know... it sounds like naan sense.

#WordPlay #Puns #Pun #NotSorry

negativeprimes, to random
@negativeprimes@urusai.social avatar

Someone needs to start an emergency orthodontic work company... and name it "AcciDental".

custardfist, to webcomics
@custardfist@mastodon.social avatar
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