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joshua

@joshua@nozzi.social

Appmaker, tech author, cat lover. Gay-married (not to a cat). Northern-aggressing into the South. Sometimes doubts your commitment to Sparkle Motion. Also, dirty jokes.

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joshua, to random
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Yet the Apple TV still faithfully forces me into compressed third party ad-fucked versions of content I purchased (from Apple) when I search for it. https://www.threads.net/@snazzyq/post/C7CpmYevMwf

richardgunther, to UX
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My username must include a number‽ That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard (today). #BUI #UX #WhatAnnoysMe

joshua,
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@richardgunther “username must be a UUID”

GayOldTime, to gay
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I like my floors the way I like my men: gay and easy-lay

joshua,
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@mazigazi @GayOldTime (middle-aged sigh)

cjdowner, to random
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Some people will never know our struggle with country pickers.

Click "Select Country"
Popover opens
Scroll to bottom to find United Kin– oh it’s not there...
Scroll up to G–
sigh
Scroll up again
England
Click.

joshua,
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@cjdowner This continues to feel like a problem that could easily have been solved two decades ago with a library using IP geolocation and a standardized list…

marioguzman, to random
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JFK airport is a completely shit show today because of the rain? I waited at the tarmac for over an hour after we landed.

I had to sprint out of there when we finally got a gate to deplane. I ran through baggage claim, customs and boarder protection, TSA pre-check, re-check my bags, then took a tram to my terminal and gate.

And the workers here are slower than the DMV. LOL.

I’m finally on the plane though. Sweaty as hell. But on my way home to Portland. Siiiiiigh.

joshua,
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@marioguzman @henryhenderson Good way to find yourself on the no-fly list. 🤨

jann, to random
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Thank GOD! I just noticed is beginning to age!

There may be hope for us all now that we aren't compared to this guy who didn't age 1 day in 20 years!

joshua,
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@jann We don’t have to stake him then. Good. Good.

joshua,
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@jann

Season 8 Queen GIF by Paramount+

cjdowner, to random
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DMGs...

video/mp4

joshua,
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@cjdowner

Once upon a time: because resource forks.

Now: Because custom background image.

joshua, to random
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😳 On whom?!

joshua,
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@philomath Now I’m wondering if I’m supposed to wander the Earth carrying one of those slime-sprayer packs from Ghostbusters II.

joshua, to python
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#python #FediHire / #fedihired https://fosstodon.org/@aclark/112436799056895136

webjac, to random
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IM HERE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT…. MUSIC!!!

joshua,
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@webjac

Whoopi Goldberg Movie GIF by LogoTV

joshua,
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@webjac No. Should I have?

webjac, to random
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HAVE YOU HAD YOUR COFFEE

joshua,
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@webjac 😵‍💫YES😵‍💫

joshua,
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@webjac

bokeem woodbine GIF

kyleve, to random
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TIL UISlider doesn't support discrete values

joshua,
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@kyleve It makes sense from the most-compact-UI use case. At best you could have only a few discreet “stops” for the finger-sized interactions of the lowest-res iPhone. Especially if it’s in a labeled list. SwiftUI can maybe help there though.

philomath, to random
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Thus begins either one, two, or three days of locking up my dogs so the dumb HVAC guys can come replace my furnace filter.

No idea which day they're coming and no idea what time.

joshua,
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@philomath I’d just tell them to leave the filter and do it myself. 😂

joshua,
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@philomath It’s entirely too technical for the likes of you. 💅

joshua,
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@philomath No no! 😂 I mean that’s THEIR attitude! 😂😂

philomath, to random
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🤔

Internet use is associated with greater wellbeing, global study finds https://www.theguardian.com/technology/article/2024/may/13/internet-use-is-associated-with-greater-wellbeing-global-study-finds

joshua,
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@philomath “… and using ad blockers causes heart attacks and brain cancer!”

philomath, to random
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Started Reading: The Book Eaters by Sunyi Dean

https://app.thestorygraph.com/books/b96f7eab-a047-44f0-a745-99aa904499cb

joshua,
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@philomath That was an interesting one.

fahrni, to random
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Our daughter and son-in-law are moving. As they were cleaning out their shed they were greeted by a two foot long copperhead.

Our daughter moved a storage tote and there it was. It struck out and luckily it hit the tote.

She, her hubby, and children are all fine.

joshua,
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@fahrni 😱

Ronnie, to random
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Why does Baby Lasagna want to assault his cow?

joshua,
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@Ronnie To get to the other side?

joshua, to random
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“Licenses”? NASA is funded by US taxpayers. We already paid for this. 🤨

joshua, to random
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Pro cat tip: if you have need to scruff your cat for more than ten seconds or so, remember to adjust / re-grip now and then to avoid pinching one spot too long. It does hurt after a bit.

Also, never hold a full-size cat by their scruff alone. They’re not kittens and that WILL hurt.

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