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dshan

@dshan@mastodon.au

Extinction wave surfer, interpreter of the meaningful outside, bollard fancier and O'Rangers fan - #OOOOOOOO. Regrets? I have approximately 493.7 regrets.

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GottaLaff, to legal
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starts HERE.
Please remember I don’t reply while live-posting. Plz use NFL (Not For Laffy, but no hashtag) so I can ignore those replies.

1/… Bower:

Trump enters the courtroom. Before arriving, he lingered for a moment in the doorway, talking to his lawyers, Emile Bove and Todd Blanche. He had a piece of paper in his hand, which he waved around as he spoke.

Wait for it….

dshan,
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@skydog @MarkRDavid @GottaLaff

NFL

Try living in Australia — the courtroom action starts at bedtime! I spend too long each morning trying to catch-up with what happened overnight. And wondering what Mr Blowdryer's back-story is...

GottaLaff, to legal
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🧵starts HERE.

Remember: I cannot reply while live-posting, so plz use NFL (Not For Laffy.. no hashtag) so I can skip your replies. THANK YOU.

1/…More color from Pagliery:

Eric Trump just swapped seats with Rep. Donalds just in time for the congressman to appear in photos behind Trump's defense table.

That's what this trial is now for Trump, a political photo opp.

More...

dshan,
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@GottaLaff NFL Meanwhile at lunch Eric Trump goes to the bathroom to flagellate himself. He knows Daddy will never love him but he keeps coming to court each day hoping he will.

mathowie, to random
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the funniest thing about Apple is the last version of MacOS features "video reactions" where if your camera sees you do a thumbs up or heart symbol with your hands, stuff happens behind you like fireworks in ANY video app you are using BY DEFAULT.

A friend was in an online therapy session, describing his trauma so the therapist asked if he was alright and he did a thumbs up and then HUGE FIREWORKS BEHIND HIS HEAD.

It's so bad that online therapy sessions now start with a warning dialog!

dshan,
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@mathowie Edge cases are a bitch.

GottaLaff, to Canada
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TODAY IS THE DAY.

We're in Washington now and arrive in this afternoon. 🇨🇦

Our new home.

It's surreal, scary, wonderful.

My posting will be light until we're settled in a little.

Thank you for all your amazing replies and good wishes. I read them all, but can't reply back.

Big hugs to all of you. 🥰

dshan,
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@GottaLaff Good luck and I hope your new home is everything you want and more.

GottaLaff, to random
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Yesterday’s COVID shot hit me like a freight train. I’m pretty useless today. ☹️

dshan,
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@GottaLaff A friend of mine recently had a Covid booster and ended up in hospital for two days, including a blood transfusion (she's fine now). First time she's ever had a bad reaction to a Covid shot (or any other vaccination). Um, she is 96 years old though and has a few comorbidities ... 😉

georgetakei, to random

What is wrong with these people? https://bit.ly/43XTduN

dshan,
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@georgetakei Well, she's apparently been placed on a "mental health hold" by her family after this so ...

georgetakei, to random

Donald Trump was asked during deposition in the NY financial fraud case if he is the one with the “ultimate decision-making authority” at the Trump Organization..

“No. My son Eric is much more involved with it than I am. I’ve been doing other things.”

Folks, the Trump bus apparently now has Eric under it.

dshan,
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@georgetakei Eric was left standing when the music stopped. He thought he got the job because Daddy loved him.

georgetakei, to random

So we can expect a guilty plea then, Donald?

dshan,
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@georgetakei If he does end up in jail I feel sorry for the prison guard who has to conduct his cavity search.

jeffowski, (edited ) to random
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dshan,
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@jeffowski No I don't. Because it didn't happen: https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2021/10/07/fact-check-journalist-killed-bomb-not-part-panama-papers-probe/6018595001/

RM_Transit, to random
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    dshan,
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    @RM_Transit Congratulations. Please tell me you got hitched on a train! 😉

    georgetakei, to random

    A contender for your Friday WTF moment. Is this even a thing?

    https://www.comicsands.com/florida-woman-mountain-dew-dna-2664010833.html?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram

    dshan,
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    @georgetakei It's the ice bucket challenge for idiots.

    cstross, to random
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    Local congresswoman Nancy Mace said: “How in the hell do you lose an F-35? How is there not a tracking device and we’re asking the public to what, find a jet and turn it in?”

    It's a stealth fighter! Adding a tracking beacon would be self-defeating: if it's made intentionally easy for the USMC to find, that can be used by enemies.

    US military asks for help to find missing F-35 fighter jet after ‘mishap’ sees pilot eject:

    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/sep/18/missing-f-35b-lighting-ii-fighter-jet-us-military-help-marine-corps-pilot-ejects

    dshan,
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    @cstross Waiting for DeSantis to blame not finding it on the USMC being woke.

    Free_Press, to random
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    ARREST WARRANT issued for DONALD J Trump!

    Trump MUST surrender by noon Friday, August 25!!!

    Trump Trial date within six months!

    19 Individuals
    41 felony counts
    30 Co-Conspirators not charged tonight... Yet.

    Trump, Giuliani, Eastman, Meadows, Cheesboro, Jeffrey Clark, Jenna Ellis, Ray Smith, Sydney Powell, etc.

    The 19 will be tried together!

    All 19 charged under RICO ACT.

    RICO CHARGES MUST BE SERVED they are NOT eligible for parole or pardon! Five year minimum sentence for RICO.
    #Trump

    dshan,
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    @Free_Press Must be getting difficult to schedule all his arrests! If he gets two or three on the same day he's in trouble.

    Sheril, to science
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    In 1916, 23 yr old chemist Alice Ball discovered a breakthrough in treatment for Leprosy (Hansen’s Disease). She was the 1st woman & 1st Black chemistry professor at UHawaii.

    Tragically, Ball passed away months after her discovery due to complications from a lab accident.

    What happened next? Arthur Dean, head of her dept, continued the work publishing Ball’s process as “Dean’s method.”

    Fortunately, a colleague spoke up & the name was changed to “Ball’s method.” #HistoryRemix #science #history

    dshan,
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    @Sheril I want to know more about this "lab accident" given that Dean subsequently grabbed credit for her work. If only Hercule Poirot had been available to investigate. 😉

    georgetakei, to random

    He couldn't be more wrong. https://www.comicsands.com/elon-musk-cisgender-heterosexual-slur-2666109982.html?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram

    dshan,
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    @georgetakei Oh, I'm confident he will find a way to be more wrong.

    georgetakei, to random

    It'ssssss so weird. https://www.comicsands.com/desantis-licks-tongue-during-interview-2666188149.html?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram

    dshan,
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    @georgetakei Not snake-like, lizard-like. Ron is the one person who might convince me that the "lizard people" conspiracy theory has some factual basis.

    GreatDismal, to random
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    Scary shit. https://mastodon.social/@arstechnica/111303158768347067

    dshan,
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    @GreatDismal I knew crypto was risky and stupid, but I had no idea it caused diarrhoea!

    GottaLaff, to random
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    2017-2020 Uncovered Emails Reveal Border Patrol Agent's Horrific Jokes About Children

    “Border Patrol agents freely used the derogatory slur “tonk” to describe unauthorized migrants on government computers, at times while joking about killing or beating them, according to emails & text messages” https://apple.news/AK-D5b6k2QeWmZuqzMOfNgw

    dshan,
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    @GottaLaff I bet Stephen Miller is keen to get those agents email addresses and phone numbers so he can offer them jobs in the next Trump administration.

    georgetakei, to random

    Who else?

    https://www.comicsands.com/ye-man-crashed-wedding-italy-2665053739.html?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram

    dshan,
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    @georgetakei Tom Hanks?

    FuckElon, to politics
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    While Trump was being questioned about a 2021 financial statement, Trump claimed to have been too busy focusing on “China, Russia and keeping our country safe.

    The state’s attorney reminded him that he was not president in 2021.

    https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/trump-testimony-new-york-fraud-case-off-rails-1234870774/

    dshan,
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    @FuckElon What he meant to say was he was busy doing business deals with China and leaking classified documents to Russia.

    GottaLaff, to Canada
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    Oh, what was that?

    You’re asking if we GOT OUR OFFER ACCEPTED on the new townhouse?

    …

    …

    YES!!!

    Now if only I weren’t so miserable with this cold so I enjoy the moment.

    Speaking of which, I will only post news alerts today again. I really do feel crummy.

    Don’t expect replies. Apologies.

    dshan,
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    @GottaLaff Great news about the townhouse. As to Canadian germs, it seems they're not nearly as polite as Canadian people, eh?

    GottaLaff, to random
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    📌📌Via Kyle Griffin:

    Michael Cohen will begin his testimony in the #TrumpTrial Monday, NBCNews has learned through multiple sources. He's expected to be on the stand for several days.

    dshan,
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    @GottaLaff He'll have to work hard to be funnier than Stormy.

    cstross, to random
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    TFW you buy your spouse a shiny new maxed-out Macbook Air ... then discover the toilet is leaking.

    Sigh. Plumber scheduled for tomorrow morning (yay!) at "you want me to be awake WHEN?" o'clock (boo!)

    Fingers crossed that it's just a leaky gasket, not a whole new bathroom ...

    dshan,
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    @cstross Had a leaky loo last week, cost me $9.99 for a new flush valve washer (and lots of swearing while fitting it). But then, I hadn't just bought any expensive new tech gear ...

    georgetakei, to random

    Dark Brandon on the move.
    https://secondnexus.com/joe-biden-builder-trump-infrastructure?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram

    dshan,
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    @georgetakei Somewhat unfair to Trump, after all he did build an army of insurrectionists.

    gregeganSF, to random
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    Breaking: British Museum sets 12-month target to fully restore correct direction of theft from outwards theft to inwards theft.

    https://www.abc.net.au/listen/programs/stuff-the-british-stole

    dshan,
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    @gregeganSF The Greeks must be kicking themselves. All this time they could've just wandered in and waltzed out with Elgin Marbles under their coats.

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