ami_angelwings

ami_angelwings, 6 months ago to random

wow a Rolling Stone gathers no moss and pulls no punches

https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/henry-kissinger-war-criminal-dead-1234804748/

(archive link in case they're forced to soften/edit it: https://web.archive.org/web/20231130015817/https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/henry-kissinger-war-criminal-dead-1234804748/)

ami_angelwings, 11 months ago to random

As the web collapses and search engines become a meaningless mess of ads and AI generated results, it's time to get in on the ground floor of the next big rebound industry: door-to-door encyclopedia sales

ami_angelwings, 1 year ago to random

If enough people learn how to do something, it protects those that don't know how to, this is known as nerd immunity

ami_angelwings, 7 months ago to random

Pro-homosexual forces stay winning

ami_angelwings, 9 months ago to random

Protip: browsing and borrowing from your local library can satisfy the shop therapy part of your brain without costing you money

ami_angelwings, 1 month ago to random

Phone: your phone has new features!

Me: are any of them good?

Phone: no

ami_angelwings, 8 months ago to random

the problem is cyberpunk envisioned a future where we have no bread but the circuses fucking rock, and instead we get this future where we have no bread and the circuses suck too and will soon all be fake-AI generated

ami_angelwings, 1 year ago to random

Screenshot of 2 tweets by Matthew Buck (@FB_BMB) from May 18, 2023 that read: "The active destruction by streamers of their own content - something even the worst doomsayers about the streaming bubble would never have even dreamed - will be looked back upon with as much shame as tape-wiping, mark my words." "Seeing a lot people go "oh, well, if it was that important buy it physically", which ignores the fact that these titles made for streaming were never actually made available to buy on physical media. It also puts the onus of preservation on customers rather than companies."
Meme image of Thanos from Avengers: Endgame saying "Where did that bring you? Back to me." but with the Pirate Bay logo on top of his face

ami_angelwings, 1 year ago to random

All women everywhere should start responding to guys hitting on us with generic RPG NPC lines like "I hear the king has a new advisor."

ami_angelwings, 5 months ago to random

biblically accurate razor

ami_angelwings, 1 year ago to random

The Berenstain Bears and Too Much Twitter

photoshop of Berenstain Bears and Too Much TV page showing Mama Bear sticking her hand out the window as Papa and the cubs look on. And then at the bottom of the page is Mama sitting comfortably on her rocking chair. The text reads "Try this," said Mama. "It's called not dunking people." "What are we supposed to do - just sit around and talk?" asked Brother. "That'll be fine for starters," said Mama, settling comfortably into her rocker.

ami_angelwings, 10 months ago to random

Be the cringe you want to see in the world

ami_angelwings, 9 months ago to random

I can fix him takes him to a vet

ami_angelwings, 11 months ago to random

Maybe you can just leave Twitter without going some place that sucks :dva_think:

ami_angelwings, 7 months ago to random

"People can only play roles of their birth assigned sex" is not something that even traditional theatre has ever done historically

https://thehill.com/homenews/lgbtq/4297925-trans-student-texas-kicked-out-of-lead-role-musical/

ami_angelwings, 11 months ago to random

With the huge rise in "AI" replacing human writing jobs but also bringing with it increased usage of the oxford comma in order to make clearer prompts that the algorithm won't mix up, some English professor is crying bitter tears right now over their money paw wish.

ami_angelwings, 6 months ago to random

making a poorly defined wish on purpose just to see what weird stuff gets granted

ami_angelwings, 6 months ago to random

clip from Simpsons season 5 episode 2 "Cape Feare" showing the scene where Sideshow Bob is at his parole hearing and questioned about his "Die Bart, Die" tattoo on his chest after he says that the tattoo is just German for "The Bart, The" and the Parole board talking to itself saying "no one who speaks German could be an evil man" but instead the caption says "no one who memes could be an evil man"

ami_angelwings, 5 months ago to random

why do people keep steaming their decks

ami_angelwings, 5 months ago to random

most mansions I see listed kinda look like puzzle mansions but this one looks even more like a survival horror mansion than most, I think it doesn't help that all of the angles in the photos look like stuff you'd see in a video game when your character looks at something...

that last photo is definitely one of those "find the bottle that opens the secret door to the dungeon/underground lab" puzzles

https://www.realtor.ca/real-estate/26138974/199-chartwell-rd-oakville-old-oakville?view=imagelist

retail listing photo of front of giant mansion facing the gated front door with a lantern hanging above
retail listing photo of inside of mansion looking up at a chandelier hanging from a crevice
retail listing photo of the wine cellar of a mansion with hundreds of wine bottles of different colours sticking out of the walls

ami_angelwings, 11 months ago to random

Cats are the ultimate in weighted blanket technology

ami_angelwings, 4 months ago to random

I'm watching my friend play Ultima: Underworld for PS1 and omg this game's first line is the anti-skyrim

ami_angelwings, 2 months ago to random

oh that says buttonhole

ami_angelwings, 2 months ago to random

statistics is ruining competitive shitposting

ami_angelwings, 1 month ago to random

cats (also me): I'm booooooooooorrrreeeeddddd

person: want to do things?

cats (also me): no