Ten

Ten, 4 months ago to random

I was walking down the street where the houses were numbered, 64K, 128K, 256K, 512K, and 1MB.

That was a trip down memory lane.

Ten, 4 months ago to random

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says “Hey!”

The horse says “YES PLEASE.”

Ten, 4 months ago to Nintendo

Cool Paper Mario ad from 2000.

#retro
#nintendo
#papermario
#retrogaming

Ten, 4 months ago to random

I think I'm just going to nap the day away...

rooster, 4 months ago to trans

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Ten, 4 months ago to random

At the airport, my girlfriend suggested we disguise ourselves as luggage..

I said, "Let's not get carried away."

Ten, 4 months ago to random

Fun Fact: People in the Old West used to attach lanterns to their saddles so that they could follow trails home easier at night.

It wasn't GPS, but it was...Saddle Light Navigation.

Ten, 4 months ago to random

Accordion to a recent study, people generally don't notice when musical instruments are randomly inserted into sentences.

Ten, 4 months ago to random

Relatable.

Ten, 4 months ago to random

I am joining a secret society of electrical engineers and they just asked me to step into a large coil with a battery attached.

This is their current induction process.

Ten, 4 months ago to random

I was just gifted the worst thesaurus I've ever seen.

Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.

Ten, 4 months ago to random

Depressed pretty bad since our flight got cancelled yesterday. Won't be able to fly out to #magfest2024 until tomorrow and won't arrive until into the night.

I hope travel tomorrow goes smoothly for us.

#magfest

If you'd like to meet my group Saturday or Sunday, lemme know :3

MistressRemilia, 4 months ago to random

I love the PC Engine so much 🖤

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qVbaabNgxE

Ten, 4 months ago to random

How did the hacker get away from the police?

She ransomware.

Ten, 4 months ago to random

5/4 of the population admit they’re bad at fractions.

Ten, 4 months ago to random

I'm thinking of buying some Velcro strips for my shoes and getting rid of the laces.

I mean.. why knot?

Ten, 4 months ago to random

Ten, 4 months ago to random

I like to swap the M and N keys on people's keyboards in the office.

Some would say that I'm a monster, but I would say I'm a nomster.

Ten, 4 months ago to random

A photon checks into a hotel.

The desk clerk asks the photon if it has any luggage to bring up.

“No,” says the photon. “I’m traveling light.”

Ten, 4 months ago to random

When I was a kid, I wanted to be an astronaut. But my dad crushed those dreams years ago..

He'd always say, "For you, the sky's the limit!"

Ten, 4 months ago to random

Tried to get COVID booster and Flu shot today, but the pharmacy we went to said they are not contracted with my insurance provider so they said it would cost nearly $300 for both... So obviously I am not doing it today.

Fuck this whole capitalist society.

Vaccines shouldn't cost money!

Ten, 5 months ago to random

I went to the doctor and he asked me for a stool sample, so I pulled out a small chair from my bag.

The doctor told me to go away and stop wasting his time but I'm still no closer to finding out why I'm shitting furniture.

The nightmare continues.

Ten, 5 months ago to random

I keep trying to forget about 80s music....

...but there is always something there to remind me.

Ten, 5 months ago to random

All brooms have bristles. Broom bristles are either black or beige. Most brooms have wooden handles.

Sorry, I shouldn’t use sweeping generalizations.

Ten, 5 months ago to random

Do you know what’s really odd?

Numbers that aren’t divisible by two.