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Ten, 6 months ago to random

The guy who invented the Ferris Wheel never met the guy who invented the Merry-go-Round ..

They traveled in different circles.

Ten, 6 months ago to random

Someone just called my phone, sneezed, and then just hung up.

I am getting sick and tired of all these cold calls.

Alice, 7 months ago to random

Beetlejuice sandworm porn

Ten, 7 months ago to random

What do you call a food fight with an unlimited amount of food?

All you can yeet.

Ten, 7 months ago to random

A scientist dropped a burger and some broccoli from the top of a building to see which one of them would hit the ground first...

Which one will hit the ground first?

The burger.
This is because a burger is fast food!

Ten, 7 months ago to random

I hate it when someone depressurizes the airlock before I've put on my spacesuit.

It really makes my blood boil.

Ten, 7 months ago to random

I'm writing a script on the history of puns...

...it's going to be a play on words.

Ten, 7 months ago to random

What do you call a flock of sheep falling down a hill?

A lambslide!

Ten, 7 months ago to random

What do you call it when a zombie hands you a gift?

A dead give away.

Ten, 7 months ago to random

I ordered a vault and a speaker from Amazon:

They arrived, safe and sound!

Ten, 7 months ago to retrogaming

What are some good co-op #NES games I can play with my girlfriend while she's still staying with me?

Don't say Chip n Dale lol.

#retrogaming #retrogames #nintendo

Ten, 7 months ago to random

SCUBA is an acronym for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus. What you may not know is that Tuba is also an acronym for...

Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus