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Kierkegaanks

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Class before ass. I don’t know what that actually means.

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RickiTarr, to random
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Okay, I won't say this is always true, but it almost always is in my experience.

Kierkegaanks,
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@RickiTarr at uni i used to have a friend who made a shitload of money and was very generous. I tried in my very limited way to be generous back but i always felt the self-afflicted sting of not being enough. Wish I could run into him now when I can afford something nice to eat and drink

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Most call it sexual tension, but physicists know it's actually sexual weight plus mass times acceleration.

Kierkegaanks,
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@Alice the bill nye electric touch

Kierkegaanks,
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@Alice are there ever sexual mechanical springs?

Kierkegaanks,
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@Alice sounds tense and restful!

Kierkegaanks,
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@Alice i should ask an ai to rewrite buffalo soldier to sexual tension. It could be touching

RickiTarr, (edited ) to random
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What kind of place do you prefer to live in?

Kierkegaanks,
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@RickiTarr metropolis and isolated weekend cottage with internet

Alice, (edited ) to random
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Maybe conservatives would be okay with abortion if they knew that all fetuses start out female.

Kierkegaanks,
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@Alice you just nagasaki’d all of the conservative west

Alice, to random
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Beta blockers are fine, but I'd prefer an alpha blocker.

Kierkegaanks,
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@Alice oh my

RickiTarr, to random
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Every story about the Jedi is proof that the Jedi shouldn't exist.

Kierkegaanks,
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@RickiTarr there’s so much you could substitute jedi with

Alice, to random
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I love listening to commercials in different languages where they abruptly switch to English mid-sentence to state the name of the American company, product, or service.

[intentional gibberish to not single out any one language]

"Lo se duetto mit freunden oder il campo j'aime le chaton und CHASE SECURE BANKING en su comida."

Kierkegaanks,
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@Alice @gettingcomputey i suspect it was attempted because of the single market before 2016

RickiTarr, to random
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Finally, a gentle way to sweep my kittens!

Kierkegaanks,
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@Alice @RickiTarr look at the kitten on the package. They love being brushes!

Alice, to random
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I just found out that the glass on my microwave door slides out so now I can talk to my pizza rolls while they're cooking.

Kierkegaanks,
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@Alice they’re only photons, what can they do?

Alice, to random
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When I was in high school, I REALLY wanted to take Photography but there was an additional materials fee and my parents couldn't afford it so I took Wood Shop instead.

As a result, I have a completely uneducated eye when it comes to taking photos and I'm probably breaking a lot of rules that I don't care about, but at least I can make an ugly clock out of a 2x4.

Bad photos can be found here:
@Alice

Ugly clocks are coming soon to my Etsy shop.

Kierkegaanks,
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@Alice @Alice breaking heart emoji

Those rules are just so what you know what to ignore and you have really good instincts

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Male birth control? Are you talking about a fedora?

Kierkegaanks,
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@StefanThinks cybertruck? Tikitorches? Crypto? Daytrading? Loud revving cars?

StefanThinks, (edited ) to random
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If I were a boss, as a joke, I would use sports analogies and invite people to kick-off meetings and then tell them I was kicking them off the team.

Kierkegaanks,
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@StefanThinks Elon?

elilla, to random
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> Google lays off hundreds of ‘Core’ employees, moves some positions to India and Mexico

capitalists are like "sorry, home office isn't compatible with our company culture, you have to be at the office for productivity reasons. whoops your job is now done via Zoom by someone with a 12h-difference timezone and a tenth of your salary"

Kierkegaanks,
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@elilla behold google ai search answers!

RickiTarr, to random
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Mountain Dew has a history of picking some "interesting" colors for their beverages, but why Side Of The Highway Pee Bottle?

Kierkegaanks,
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@RickiTarr also tastes like carbonated t2d wee

Kierkegaanks, to random
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It’s 100 years since Franz Kafka passed away. We celebrate the day by being arrested without explanation.

RickiTarr, to random
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Alright, lots of heavy discussions today, so let's talk about something silly!

What is a movie that always makes you laugh?

Personal pick:

Anything Mel Brooks, but Robin Hood: Men in Tights, it's just funny every time I watch it.

Kierkegaanks,
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@RickiTarr and the python movies of course, coen movies, fearless vampire killers, hot fuzz, shaun of the dead, the first pink panther movie, pirates or yellowbeard or whatever, and office space and idiocracy

RickiTarr, to random
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Would you rather be alone in a Space Ship with Darth Vader or the Queen Alien from Alien?

Please support the your answer if you feel like it.

Kierkegaanks,
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@log @RickiTarr otoh vader tends to only hurt jedis, rebels snd disappointing minions

Kierkegaanks, to random
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Kierkegaanks, to random
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To the best of my knowledge #beigeparty is the only fedi instance that is explicitly not a cult. I would feel safe with my children being on beige.party. It’s the village it takes.

Kierkegaanks, to random
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Kierkegaanks, to random
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Kierkegaanks, to random
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Thomas Midgley Jr was not a malicious man, but he is the one single individual pointed out to have done the most damage in history by inventing leaded gasoline and cfc cooling agents.

Sorry Elmo, even with your cancer personality and profit motivation you won’t come close.

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