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Alice, (edited ) to random
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Most call it sexual tension, but physicists know it's actually sexual weight plus mass times acceleration.

Kierkegaanks,
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@Alice the bill nye electric touch

Kierkegaanks,
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@Alice are there ever sexual mechanical springs?

Kierkegaanks,
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@Alice sounds tense and restful!

Kierkegaanks,
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@Alice i should ask an ai to rewrite buffalo soldier to sexual tension. It could be touching

RickiTarr, to random
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Okay, I won't say this is always true, but it almost always is in my experience.

Kierkegaanks,
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@RickiTarr at uni i used to have a friend who made a shitload of money and was very generous. I tried in my very limited way to be generous back but i always felt the self-afflicted sting of not being enough. Wish I could run into him now when I can afford something nice to eat and drink

RickiTarr, (edited ) to random
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What kind of place do you prefer to live in?

Kierkegaanks,
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@RickiTarr metropolis and isolated weekend cottage with internet

RickiTarr, to random
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Every story about the Jedi is proof that the Jedi shouldn't exist.

Kierkegaanks,
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@RickiTarr there’s so much you could substitute jedi with

Alice, to random
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I love listening to commercials in different languages where they abruptly switch to English mid-sentence to state the name of the American company, product, or service.

[intentional gibberish to not single out any one language]

"Lo se duetto mit freunden oder il campo j'aime le chaton und CHASE SECURE BANKING en su comida."

Kierkegaanks,
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@Alice @gettingcomputey i suspect it was attempted because of the single market before 2016

Alice, to random
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Beta blockers are fine, but I'd prefer an alpha blocker.

Kierkegaanks,
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@Alice oh my

Alice, (edited ) to random
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Maybe conservatives would be okay with abortion if they knew that all fetuses start out female.

Kierkegaanks,
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@Alice you just nagasaki’d all of the conservative west

RickiTarr, to random
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Finally, a gentle way to sweep my kittens!

Kierkegaanks,
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@Alice @RickiTarr look at the kitten on the package. They love being brushes!

Alice, to random
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When I was in high school, I REALLY wanted to take Photography but there was an additional materials fee and my parents couldn't afford it so I took Wood Shop instead.

As a result, I have a completely uneducated eye when it comes to taking photos and I'm probably breaking a lot of rules that I don't care about, but at least I can make an ugly clock out of a 2x4.

Bad photos can be found here:
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Ugly clocks are coming soon to my Etsy shop.

Kierkegaanks,
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Those rules are just so what you know what to ignore and you have really good instincts

StefanThinks, to random
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Male birth control? Are you talking about a fedora?

Kierkegaanks,
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@StefanThinks cybertruck? Tikitorches? Crypto? Daytrading? Loud revving cars?

Alice, to random
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I just found out that the glass on my microwave door slides out so now I can talk to my pizza rolls while they're cooking.

Kierkegaanks,
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@Alice they’re only photons, what can they do?

StefanThinks, (edited ) to random
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If I were a boss, as a joke, I would use sports analogies and invite people to kick-off meetings and then tell them I was kicking them off the team.

Kierkegaanks,
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