d, to random
@d@wafer.baby avatar

The waferbaby guide to assembling IKEA furniture:

  1. Always over tighten everything - a stripped screw is a happy screw.
  2. The instructions are more of a suggestion - get creative!
  3. The harder you injure yourself, the stronger your furniture will be at the end - it looooves blood!
  4. Try and hide as many screws and bolts as possible - see if you can make it into a fun game!
  5. Relax, take your time, and try to drag it out over multiple days - don't forget to keep score!
pixel,
@pixel@social.pixels.pizza avatar

@d 6. The more parts you have left over at the end, the more you’re #winning

FlockOfCats, to Japan
@FlockOfCats@famichiki.jp avatar

I can’t believe I managed to fill one of these things.

It ended up being more than the 100,000 yen (~1000 dollars) advertised 😮.

(These are old pics I found, from back when you had to pay cash for everything 💴)

#japan #winning

Pile of 500 yen coins
23 stacks of ten 500 yen coins

GottaLaff, to random
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

Via Anna Bower:

Scenes from the area outside the courthouse as we await #Trump’s arrival.

A handful of protestors and demonstrators showed up.

Various law enforcement agencies patrol the area.

But both protest & police presence seems smaller than it was during Trump’s Miami arraignment. #TrumpIndictment

otownKim,
PersnickityPenguin, to politics in Mega Thread - Donald Trump Pleads Not Guilty to Conspiring to Defraud the United States in Arraignment - Washington DC

No one’s ever had so many indictments as me! Everyone all just said, “wow look at all the indictments he has!”

mikemathia, to random
@mikemathia@ioc.exchange avatar
vlrny, to random
@vlrny@disabled.social avatar

I just said "good job!" to myself for finishing my coffee.

I clearly have very low expectations for myself today.

#winning

Dadlyambitions, to random
@Dadlyambitions@mastodon.social avatar

I've taken to replying to the discord etsy scammers asking if I want advertising and SEO support for my etsy page with a link to said page followed by buy something or I block you instantly. haven't gotten a single reply yet.

#etsy #scammers #winning

scyt, to Fitness

Fitness after 40 often feels like constant rehab. I often frame my goals as wanting to return to the form I had when I was younger. I feel like this is probably regressive, but it’s still motivating. Anything that keeps me going is positive. #fitness

fittrend,
@fittrend@mastodon.social avatar

@scyt Personally, I agree. My motivation now is to stay fit as long as possible. I'm more careful in my #running #cycling and #yoga routines. I've added yoga because it helps keep me limber and reduces the stiffness. Will I break my PRs? nope. But I'm beating my younger self in vo2max and time exercising. My goals now are to be consistent with pace and exercising at different target heart rates. I feel healthier and have more endurance than my 20s self. #winning #aging #wisdom

LikeItOrLumpIt, to random
@LikeItOrLumpIt@mstdn.social avatar

Look Ma. No cavities! Teeth are in great shape and all original. I got that going for me!

#Winning

Patrickstewart, to photography

Welcome to #wednesday Mastodon fans. When it comes to life, you can find you self in pretty hot water when you're constantly thinking about #winning and losing. Remember that people are people, not robots. Most people are just trying to hang on the best they can by going to work and having the best life they can. Sometimes you can be right or you can be happy; not both. The hard part is knowing which one to pick and when. Good luck, friends. Here is your #morning #mantra (at 5pm central time, sorry).

I am thankful for living to see another #sunrise and I will use this gift to help everyone I can.

#photography for today is from my park this morning.

RollingStone, to random

Twitter may be struggling to court advertisers, keep the site actually running, and prevent users from fleeing to eager competitors — but at least the Taliban likes it. https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/taliban-spokesman-endorses-twitter-threads-1234785692/

br00t4c,
@br00t4c@mastodon.social avatar
Free_Press, to climate
@Free_Press@mstdn.social avatar
raiaren,

@Free_Press
#Winning 🥵 😣 😩

sbourne, to Rugby
@sbourne@mastodon.social avatar
DarthPutinKGB, to random
@DarthPutinKGB@mastodon.world avatar

Day 500 of my 3 day war. Zelensky is visiting Snake “Russian warship go fuck yourself” Island. I am in a bunker with Prigozhin’s wig collection.

I remain a master strategist.

br00t4c,
@br00t4c@mastodon.social avatar
Andres4NY, to nyc
@Andres4NY@social.ridetrans.it avatar
rejinl,
@rejinl@mastodon.social avatar
grrrr_shark, to random
@grrrr_shark@supervolcano.angryshark.eu avatar

Oh, and I have a goddamn skin infection, made worse by the heat.

#Winning
#TotallyWinning
#EnoughWinningAlready

lisamelton, to fediverse
@lisamelton@mastodon.social avatar

My apologies to any of you visiting a post page at https://lisamelton.net/ and seeing what looks like garbage instead of HTML. 😬

It's not garbage, it's the #ActivityPub version of the post in JSON format. 🤦‍♀️

This is caused by some weird Heisenbug where the proxy cache requests or is sent the wrong content from the #WordPress plugin. Go freakin' figure. 🤷‍♀️

Anyway, I've temporarily disabled the remote proxy cache and enabled a local static cache instead.

Let me know if you see this again.

mookie,

@lisamelton @samedwards I read your post as “I fixed the Heisenberg” and was like: Damn, first creating the Safari and WebKit projects, then freakin’ putting Walter White in his place! #winning

Walter White GIF by Breaking Bad

BoofTroupe, to random
@BoofTroupe@mastodon.online avatar

googling "how to date yourself" alone at the cracker barrel nearest my apartment because I'm #winning

noondlyt, to random

Far too many people believe they are "leadership material"

mookie,

@DemocracySpot @noondlyt #winning

(mine is troublemaker)

loadhigh, to random
@loadhigh@bitbang.social avatar

Looking for a challenge? Then I dare you to beat my time on the TOOT track I created for Motocross!

https://anonfiles.com/Y2g62dvfza/motocros_zip

Instructions:
Load the game up in DOSBox (motocros.exe), F2 (Tory) -> load TOOT -> then F1 (Wyścig) to play.

Controls: Z/X to go left/right. Wait for the light to jump to green before pressing Z or X to start moving.

Spacebar to restart the track after you finished or crashed.

My current best lap time is 11.89 seconds!

#retrogaming #dos #msdos #challenge #winning

image/png

atfarnum, to random
@atfarnum@tweesecake.social avatar

Okay, so I decided to do #AudioMo. This is totally new to me but it sounds like fun so I'm going for it. I no nothing about editing audio so you get a raw intro today but by the end of the month, I hope to have picked up the basics of editing with Reaper. Gotta start somewhere so here it is. Can I even upload .wav files on here? Guess I'll find out. See, I have no idea what I'm doing. It's fine.

atfarnum,
@atfarnum@tweesecake.social avatar

Well hot damn!!! It worked. #Winning

animeirl, to random
@animeirl@shitposter.club avatar
animeirl,
@animeirl@shitposter.club avatar
ansate, to random
@ansate@social.coop avatar

Madeleines in the oven, bread rising.

Had an oven pancake for breakfast. #winning

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