the_etrain, to random
@the_etrain@beige.party avatar

And just like that, it's noon and I've pissed away yet another morning.

AirlockDoc,
LoganFive, to random
@LoganFive@beige.party avatar

I told my therapist my insurance was changing and then, coincidentally, she said I was healthy enough to not need therapy anymore.
#winning
#blessed

wegonnaseeno, to random
@wegonnaseeno@thepit.social avatar

My gay coworker told me that he likes the way I dress and my sense of style. #winning #clothing #personalstyle

realTuckFrumper, to random
@realTuckFrumper@mastodon.social avatar
otownKim,

@realTuckFrumper 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #winning

KayJanes, to random
@KayJanes@mstdn.social avatar

Today I learned that my bday has fallen on Friday the thirteenth ten times. #Winning?

Kay, to random
@Kay@mastodon.nz avatar

Goodnight #JukeboxFridayNight

I've an early start tomorrow so I'll end my run for #LuckGoodOrBad with a couple of takes on #Winning 😉 👍

Wande - WINNING
https://youtu.be/yalX130UaSA

Santana - Winning
https://youtu.be/0FmPg4lrBKc

cyrusshepard, to random

I launched this site in August, using fully automated AI to generate 15,000+ pages a day

Follow for my EXACT process

#winning

vlrny, to random
@vlrny@disabled.social avatar

I am having A Day. 😠

Stupid nightsweats so bad I am washing bedding today. Put pillows and duvet outside (on day it finally wasn't 🤬 raining) to air out.

Sky went from clear to pouring in a blink.

Am now trying to put feather pillows in dryer one by one. Temp was was too high on first attempt.

I now know what wet, singed duck feathers smells like. Ya'll are lucky I can't toot a smell.

Also, HOW can a duck can become both singed and wet!? 🤔 Is a curious odor unlikely in the wild methinks.

vlrny, (edited )
@vlrny@disabled.social avatar

So, this probably isn't good.
At least it is already happening on a shit day, no point ruining a nice one. 🤷‍♀️ #winning ?

vlrny,
@vlrny@disabled.social avatar

So this morning, the lid to my cannabis oil spun out of my hand, bounced off the rim of my coffee cup, and DID NOT FALL IN.

I thought fuck yeah! Today's luck has changed.

THEN I went to turn on a lamp and the POCK! of ithe bulb blowing out as I leaned over it scared the crap out of me.

BUT I had already gone to the bathroom so did not wet myself.

#winning

Mikee, to random
@Mikee@zeroes.ca avatar

My wife's new dentist just called for a pre-appointment check-in to ask her if she's still being COVID cautious, if she'd like them to wear n-95s today, and to assure her that HEPA is used in each room. 😭

WINNER! Thank you https://covidsafeproviders.com/

#covid #n95 #maskup #dentist #winning

fkamiah17, (edited ) to random
@fkamiah17@toot.wales avatar

My bank tells me I have £25 more than I thought.
Sounds like this week's book budget to me. 📚❤
Edit: I no longer have £25 more than I thought 😂
#AlwaysRoomForOneMore #Bookstodon

fkamiah17,
@fkamiah17@toot.wales avatar

@JackTheCat Nope, I only have one. Everything else got paid up for the entire year when fascist uncle's cash got paid into the savings account. 👍
#Winning

Luke, to random
@Luke@typo.social avatar

Let’s hear it for automated discount notice emails from shops that come in EVERY DAY with slightly modified yet calculated topics with emojis and images to sell you what you already bought but were required to sign up for an account!

#Winning. #ytmnd

Sean Connery Reaction GIF

pixiepippi, to random

When you open a cupboard you've not been in for ages & find half a box of Roses! Heaven knows from when - it's not like me to forget chocolates in the house. #winning

Brynify, to random
@Brynify@dragonscave.space avatar

That moment when you help someone get TC working on an OS it doesn't even support or normally work on by default. #Winning 👏👏

Terra, to random

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  • AlexKourvo,
    @AlexKourvo@zirk.us avatar
    whatshisays, to random
    @whatshisays@aus.social avatar

    Today I remembered everything except for my pants.

    #winning?

    fkamiah17, to Life
    @fkamiah17@toot.wales avatar

    Mia's Guide to Adulting Like A Pro - Episode 257
    "I know, I'll finish crocheting some squares for that blanket"
    goes to knitting basket
    notices distinct absence of wool
    roams house muttering darkly
    finds wool in washing machine
    😂😂🤦‍♀️
    #Life #Winning #Crochet

    GottaLaff, to random
    @GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

    10-3-23 Nicole’s Moving Shows #12 – Political Strategist Rachel Bitecofer

    View on Zencastr

    Political scientist/election analyst/political strategist Rachel Bitecofer exploded on the scene in 2018 by making some election predictions that came to pass. Using her theory of "negative partisanship" she continued to call them right. She has a substack newsletter at substack.com/@thecycle. And a
    https://nicolesandler.com/10-3-23/
    #NicolesBlog #messaging #RachelBitecofer #winning

    JenLucPiquant, to random

    Musk’s X spreads more disinformation than rival social networks, EU says https://arstechnica.com/?p=1971598

    mls14,
    @mls14@vivaldi.net avatar

    @JenLucPiquant Elon's finally the best at something! #winning

    GottaLaff, (edited ) to legal
    @GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

    WOMP WOMP! 🥳

    A judge has ruled that #Trump committed fraud for years while building the real estate empire that catapulted him to fame and the White House.

    Judge Engoron, ruling Tuesday in a civil lawsuit brought by #NewYork’s attorney general, found that the former president and his company deceived banks, insurers and others by massively overvaluing his assets and exaggerating his net worth on paperwork used in making deals and securing financing. #legal 1/...

    https://apnews.com/article/donald-trump-letitia-james-fraud-lawsuit-1569245a9284427117b8d3ba5da74249?taid=65133e935c9b8c000140df4d&utm_campaign=TrueAnthem&utm_medium=AP&utm_source=Twitter

    otownKim,
    pseudonymsupreme, to random
    @pseudonymsupreme@pnw.zone avatar

    I decided to take the day off because it’s my birthday and I don’t wanna be at work. #winning #goodlifedecisions #guiltfreetuesday

    DarthPutinKGB, to random
    @DarthPutinKGB@mastodon.world avatar

    Months - 19
    Casualties - 275,000🌻
    Victories - 0
    Ruble - 💩🧻
    Economy - 🚽
    War crimes - ♾
    NATO - 🇫🇮+🇸🇪
    Warship - Submarine
    Submarine - Rostov on Gone
    Ammo - 🇰🇵
    Crimea - 💥🤯
    Plague - Spreading
    Admirals - 🔥⚰️
    Red lines - Crossed
    ATACMS - Inbound

    I remain a master strategist.

    raiaren,
    DarthPutinKGB, to random
    @DarthPutinKGB@mastodon.world avatar

    Day 575 of my 3 day war. I betrayed CSTO member Armenia & let Azerbaijan invade them. If you’re in a “mutual defense alliance” with Russia, either Russia will invade you or Russia will do nothing while someone else does.

    I remain a master strategist.

    raiaren,
    dangoodin, (edited ) to random

    Dear Twitter users. Your support of a social media platform that welcomes and pays for far-right content is NOT the fault of capitalism. No one is forcing you to post cat pics on the fascist-friendly dead bird site. This is YOUR decision and history won't judge it kindly.

    MHowell,
    @MHowell@mas.to avatar

    @dangoodin
    Many of us get more engagement here, and definitely lots fewer Anne Frank "jokes." #Winning

    strypey, to random
    @strypey@mastodon.nzoss.nz avatar

    Comedy gold!

    , 'A Personal Message from our Founder'

    https://piped.video/watch?v=dX70xi3H0Vg

    Building a custom BlockChain social media network from scratch, because Privacy (TM), but compatible with Mastodon, Hive, and every existing decentralised social network. No working software, no source code. Coming soon, give us your crypto! 😂

    jomangee,
    @jomangee@toot.io avatar

    @strypey Yup, I fell into the Useful Idiot category setting up tech and infrastructure that took my ideas and locked them in a Cook Islands Corporation, and am glad I’m not involved any longer, but my forgiveness and optimism win the battle of scam vs building dreams and even if it’s being built for selfish survival reasons, when/if we see code, we should be #winning.

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