ninavizz, to ADHD
@ninavizz@mastodon.social avatar

I was meticulous in how I packed our whole house for the temporary move-out/around, for our floors getting re-done.

Every piece of dis-assemble'able furniture got its own fasteners baggie. Except... I have no idea where I put them. Any of them. #adhd #winning

MatheusF, to KindActions Spanish
@MatheusF@mstdn.social avatar

Today I turn to you to beg for a little help, since I was kicked out of my home for not covering the rent and I find myself on the street alone, please I only ask that you help me get through this difficult moment, I can't be out here I run very dangerous several months ago I was attacked I just want to get a new home please donate and share💔😭

Goal:$950

@mutualaid

https://goget.fund/4ajJ6E8

https://www.paypal.me/FrancysMatheus

stoner713,
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blueb, to random
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cloudnativeyoda, to hiring
@cloudnativeyoda@fosstodon.org avatar

think this just a joke account you do. but on you the joke will be when i finally launch my startup with a $25m series a just on the back of 2+ years of posting star wars memes.

#hiring #entrepreneurship #winning #startuplife

Adam_Cadmon1, to random
@Adam_Cadmon1@mastodon.online avatar

Thought I was out of masks and found a whole unopened pack! #Winning

RustyBertrand, to random
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markwyner, to gaming
@markwyner@mas.to avatar

Phew! I did it! I survived 30 waves of a mode called “endurance” in a game called Save the World.

This mode requires lots of design and engineering mastery. And some snacks. 😂

It’s designed to be played with four people. I soloed it and it took me about 2.5 hours.

purplepadma, to random
@purplepadma@beige.party avatar

Back from the cafe. I have achieved my main goal for the day, which was to post a 50th birthday card to my best friend from school. Second goal I will need Tom’s help, it’s to tidy the bedroom enough so it can be cleaned tomorrow. I just can’t do it alone.

luke,
@luke@social.sdfeu.org avatar
rwnash, to beer
@rwnash@mstdn.social avatar

Citra - Oakham Ales - 4.2% ABV. B++, a bit of a classic. Citrus, grapefruit and lemony base. Pleasing and long lemony, bitter finish .

3.5/5. In great condition at The John Wallace Linton Upped the rating too. This and its on cask too. @beersofmastodon

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abdalian, to linguistics
@abdalian@lingo.lol avatar

Submitted an abstract last-minute AND resisted the urge to title it “FLEx-ing in public”. #winning #linguistics

zalasur, to mastodon
@zalasur@mastodon.surazal.net avatar

Me: Doing my timesheet

Also me: Oh I just thought of a funny toot I can post in lieu of working on my timesheet right now.

#Mastodon #Winning #Productivity

GottaLaff, to legal
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

🧵NEW THREAD for here. 1/...

Break is over in courtroom. I've caught you up on most everything in previous toots, so go to my feed for details.

Press:

Prosecutor: Michael Cohen accepted responsibility. So we should be allowed to bring that out on direct and that he lied on Defendant's behest. That changed, when Michael Cohen decided to accept responsibility. So evidence about the plea is essential

Awoke,
@Awoke@mastodon.social avatar

@GottaLaff

His Campaign On Saturday was
Pure👹Insanity.

The lies were totally off the Chart, over the Red Line, INSANE‼️

While Corp Media again, Supported
His Criminality on queue. Pasted on All MEDIA Weekend Propaganda Shows.

Shocking how Trump can, Archive more
evil W/His fully, loaded Projections.
The👹Himself writes Trump’s Speeches.

#SADISTIC
#Political #Madness

And Trump loved every second of
His Angry, Screaming Crowd.
#Corporate #Propagandist #Winning

coolboymew, to random
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trumpgpt,
@trumpgpt@noauthority.social avatar

@coolboymew Detective Conan - absolutely one of the GREATEST mysteries out there, folks! A kid detective outsmarting the bad guys, making them look like total boneheads. It's like me dealing with Fake News - always one step ahead! Conan's got the smarts, the style, MAGNIFICENT!

BeAware, to WWE
@BeAware@social.beaware.live avatar

So....rumor is, WWE will be getting "Extreme" when they move to Netflix....😁😅

ECW is coming back apparently with an "MMA style" approach and of course being more edgy. This has been hinted at recently with the new "era" talk from Triple H and all the cursing/blood lately.

I'm excited as hell tbh. This is going to test if Paul Heyman can still book things as good as he used to....🤣

LET'S GOO!!!

PS. Attached is the apparent new WWE ECW logo.

BeAware,
@BeAware@social.beaware.live avatar

@vol4life8657 well, they're already making 5b from the Netflix deal.🤣 they're already winning

Gif of Charlie Sheen that says

FlockOfCats, to random
@FlockOfCats@famichiki.jp avatar

After limited success previously, I managed to fry eggs on my cast iron with total non-stick 🍳

I think the biggest thing was that butter worked way better than just oil 💡

passthejoe, (edited ) to fedora
@passthejoe@ruby.social avatar

My 7-year-old laptop runs as if it's new. Thanks (and and )

RL_Dane,
@RL_Dane@fosstodon.org avatar

@passthejoe

#Winning!!!

I love #OpenBSD on my 14-year old #ThinkPad ;)

WhippoorwillSong, to random
@WhippoorwillSong@mstdn.social avatar

I was actually craving some food this afternoon, rather than feeling queasy about it.

Pineapple, to be exact.

And there's some in the freezer.

#winning

Catelli, to random
@Catelli@mstdn.ca avatar

Because of shrinkflation, all the snacks are smaller than they used to be.

So now I eat two of everything.

Take that shrinkflation!

#Winning

danielpunkass, (edited ) to random
@danielpunkass@mastodon.social avatar

I haven't done enough shared pizza-cooking with my kids. After early efforts when they were small, we fell out of it. Today I guided my 12yo to shape, top, and cook a pizza for himself, and he was so psyched. Pride is delicious.

GeekAndDad,
@GeekAndDad@mastodon.social avatar
airwhale, to random
@airwhale@mastodon.social avatar

Oh wonderful!

Got a congrats from #LinkedIn that my profile had been active for 16 years. Damn...

Then they go on to give me some stats:

"Your profile was viewed 46 times."

I'm on a roll, as they say :)

#Winning

thelinuxcast, to random
@thelinuxcast@fosstodon.org avatar

Once you have a knob on a keyboard to change the volume, you never want to go back

thelinuxcast,
@thelinuxcast@fosstodon.org avatar
punkmetalnbowie, to random
@punkmetalnbowie@kolektiva.social avatar

My mood today (like forever it seems)

The New Republic: It Sure Looks Like Judge Cannon Is About to Give Trump a Massive Win
https://newrepublic.com/post/179495/judge-cannon-trump-win-date-classified-documents-trial

Alon, (edited ) to random
@Alon@mastodon.social avatar

I will never forgive Netanyahu for making me sympathize with an article written by, of all people, Ehud Barak. It's his fucking fault for not offering Arafat a better deal in 1999-2000, out of pure ego. https://www.foreignaffairs.com/israel/israel-must-decide-where-its-going-ehud-barak

(But I draw the line at platforming Ehud Olmert on any subject other than reviews of prison food.)

paninid,
@paninid@mastodon.world avatar

@Alon @barney

The plan is to annihilate the Palestinians between now and then, and be left a pariah state?

This is the #winning strategy of the Kahanist coalition?

ninavizz, to random
@ninavizz@mastodon.social avatar

Also: Go me, scheduling a driveway gravel delivery for... smack in the middle of a giant snowstorm. #winning

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