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albacan

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I have an array of wtfisms on this profile including: wtf is this, wtf is that, wtf are those, and wtf is this reality?

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jensorensen, to ukteachers
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A bill in Louisiana, HB 777, would make it a crime for librarians to use public funds to join the American Librarian Association or attend an ALA conference, punishable with prison time and hard labor for up to two years.

#libraries #education #books #librarians #theocracy

albacan,
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@jensorensen ah the US. Land of the Free, indeed. Y'all are so fucked that if I were to look up the term, I'd find a map of your country next to the definition.

christianselig, to random
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The best part of a split keyboard is definitely usability when cats are being cats

albacan,
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@christianselig I wish my laptop had this. My cat is like, "oh, you're doing something important? Well, how about I edit it with my paws, seal it with my butthole of approval, and have the audacity to look adorable so you don't get angry with me?".

bagder, to random
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It is funny how people can read in and blame you for being snarky even though there was none intended. The willingness to read in things "between the lines" is strong in humans.

Humans are more difficult than code.

albacan,
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@bagder I have adhd and autism, and my ability to both infer and convey tone is TERRIBLE. Text based conversations are usually much easier for me to deal with, as it allows me to slow down, and actually process things.

It's probably a stupid reason, but I have been wrong regarding interactions a lot. It's bitten me in the ass more times that I can count, especially at work.

jeffjarvis, to random
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Fucking House. Can't support Ukraine fighting Russia, get aid to Gaza, deal with the border. But they waste time on the cynical political nihilism of banning TikTok, taking away the speech of countless millions of citizens not heard in old, white mass media. Fucking House.

albacan,
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@jeffjarvis man, the fact that your governments, or GOP, or whatever the bloody hell you call them, are allowed to run rampant the way that they do is appalling. It's bad enough that this weird US freedom fetishism is spreading to my country, but the nuttier than squirrel shit House shenanigans just blow my damn mind.

albacan, to random
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If anyone says that planned obsolescence isn't a thing, I'm going to throw my shitty Whirlpool washer and dryer set at them.

Less than four years. Let that sink in. FOUR YEARS.

And I'm unable to fix it myself. Why? Because in order to get the parts I need, I've been told I have to have a diagnostic done. I don't need one. Because I already know what the issue is, SINCE IT ALREADY HAPPENED WITH THE SHITTY WASHER.

Fuck Whirlpool.

#whirlpool #garbage #appliancessuck #trash

georgetakei, to random

Moms are heroes from day one.

albacan,
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@georgetakei This sounds like my mother.

"Oh, all of you were fairly easy! Except for your sister. She had to be vacuumed and clamped.".

EXCUSE ME WHAT.

georgetakei, to random

Bundle up!

albacan,
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@georgetakei we hit -45c with windchill up here in Cold Texas a few nights ago. I mean, it's not Hell, Michigan, but it sure felt like it 🥶. There were emergency alerts sent out province wide, stating that the grid was in danger of overloading.

georgetakei, to random

Fake News can't tell the fake. https://www.comicsands.com/madi-hart-tiktok-fox-news-2666935122.html?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram

albacan,
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@georgetakei ahahahahahahahahahahaha. This is one of the greatest things I've read all day. I mean, I make myself look stupid on many occasions, but never willingly, and never in front of millions of people.

albacan, to Cat
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No matter how much my injured muscles scream at me, I will pet the cat when she walks by.

PET THE CAT.

#petthedamncat #cat #cats #catsofmastodon #catlife #catlovers #catstodon

davidho, to random
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Lol. People enjoy theatrical protests but not actual protests.

Just Stop Oil protest disrupts Les Misérables performance in London

albacan,
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@davidho I think this is a sign that we need to make Shakespearean climate protests a thing.

georgetakei, to random

Can he do nothing right? https://www.comicsands.com/musk-wore-cowboy-hat-backwards-2665779945.html?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram

albacan,
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@georgetakei I don't ever have to read this article to draw the conclusion that the idiot is, indeed, still an idiot.

albacan, to Cats
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So, I was trying to show my husband the cat with the tinfoil hat in the Greyhill Incident game. I typed in, "cat with tinfoil hat Greyhill Incident," and I was blessed with so many tinfoil hat wearing cats that were completely unrelated.

LOOK AT THEM. THEY'RE GLORIOUS. My day and my life are complete. #cats #catsintinfoilhats #catsinhats #catsofmastodon

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godpod, to random

the republicans are evil and always have been, god has spoken

albacan,
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@godpod don't you have a delete button for them? If not, a permanent mute button will work. At least for the GOP.

georgetakei, to random

Run for the border, Ted!

https://www.comicsands.com/texas-tribune-cruz-mocked-cancun-2665738615.html?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram

albacan,
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@georgetakei I'm Canadian, and we don't want him either.

evacide, to random
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Man Known For Constantly Lying Lies Some More

https://www.theinformation.com/articles/musks-x-cuts-half-of-election-integrity-team-after-promising-to-expand-it

albacan,
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@evacide why are people still using Twitter or X or whatever tf that ding doing is calling it? It's toxic, full of bots, and run by a corrupt, interfering egomaniac. It's time to move to another platform.

#leavex #leavexitter

godpod, to random

I’m doing one Tik Tok a day. Here I react to cult members saying they still love their cult leader.
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT82VDbJV/

albacan,
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@godpod I can't remember, are you also being awesome on Spotify as well or nah?

georgetakei, to random

The Daily Beast is reporting that Elon Musk ordered engineers to switch off his Starlink satellites just as Ukraine was preparing to attack the Russian naval fleet with drones. He said he feared nuclear retaliation by Russia. It’s high time we ask the question: How much power and influence does it make sense to hand just one person?

albacan,
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@georgetakei Musk is a raging dipshit that can't figure out his ass from his face, so I'm fairly certain that even if he tried to pull that nonsense, it wouldn't stop anything either way.

Seriously, they just need to shoot themselves into space and leave the rest of earth alone.

georgetakei, to random

All eyes are on Ohio as voters head to the polls to determine a precedent-setting fate for democracy in America. Will the GOP be able to assert a disproportionate amount of power, or will the Democrats win the day? Our guide to Ohio's election day is available now at #TheBigPicture: https://thinkbigpicture.substack.com/p/ohio-vote-issue-one-abortion

albacan,
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@georgetakei I'm not American, but knowing what I do about Ohio, I can say that Ohio gonna Ohio, and that's not a good thing.

Free_Press, to climate
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DeSantis’s Florida Approves Climate-Denial Videos in Schools

Florida’s Department of Education has approved classroom use of videos that spout climate disinformation and distort climate science
#GlobalWarming #climatechange #weather #ClimateEmergency #climatecrisis #AureFreePress

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/desantiss-florida-approves-climate-denial-videos-in-schools/

albacan,
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@Free_Press I can't wait to see this dude tarred and feathered one day. On his way to jail after pissing off Disney.

It's a fantasy, but given how messed up humankind has become in the last couple of years, I can dream.

georgetakei, to random

You know, Nixon called Watergate a witch-hunt, too.

albacan,
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@georgetakei yeah, but Nixon, like Reagan, was a moron.

georgetakei, to random

I'm six years older than Joe Biden, and I just did months of performances on stage in London, 8x a week.

Age is a state of mind and body, and Joe is just fine, as am I. It's that other guy with the orange foundation who seems feebleminded and unhealthy.

albacan,
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@georgetakei don't forget the bone spurs.

Damned things always act up when the country needs something.

georgetakei, to random

I thought Musk challenging Zuck to a cage match was a new level of absurd. But wait! From a dank, Romanian prison, an alleged rapist and human trafficker just had to weigh in.

albacan,
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@georgetakei here's my question: how the ever loving fuck does this dude have internet access in a prison? I mean, you hardly see that in regular prisons on this side of the pond with robbery suspects, yet they allow a goddamn rapist to spread his vile filth.

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