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Dr_Ubertrout

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Liker of things, appreciater of stuff, and enjoyer of junk.

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At some point, my purse became a walking pharmacy. Stomach upset, got a headache? I have you covered. Need bug spray or sunscreen, what about some lotion or hand sanitizer? I've got a snack, and something to freshen your breath.

When I had surgery a few years ago, I had a weight limit of 10 pounds for 3 months! Hubs said he needed to weigh my purse to make sure I could safely carry it. I thought he was joking, turns out it weighed 17 pounds!

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@RickiTarr
Have you considered a utility belt?

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Sometimes the way people phrase things is so telling. For instance, telling women they should be "taking care of" their husband and children. Another adult doesn't need taken care of like a child, what you want is for women to be a Sex Mom.

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@RickiTarr
"Sex mom" ewwww! That mentality leads to such bad dynamics in a family.

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I've seen a couple of amazing videos of the comet fragment that shot over Portugal and Spain last Sunday, but I wanted to share my favourite one in case people hadn't seen it.

A girl filming herself outside at night as a blue, greenish comet shoots overhead and lights up the entire sky as she turns around in awe to watch it.

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@OutofPrintArchive Wow! That must have been incredible to see.

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The most ridiculous thing about cop procedural shows is when they ask where a person was, and what they were doing at a specific time the person always has perfect and immediate recall. I'd be desperately trying to remember what day of the week that was, and trying to open my phone calendar. If I was the cop, I'd immediately be suspicious of the person who remembered exactly where they were and what they were doing.

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@RickiTarr
That would come off as a practiced response. My reply would start with "Uhhhhhh...".

OutofPrintArchive, to retrogaming
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Review for Eternal Darkness Sanity's Requim on GameCube from Cube 12 - December 2002 (UK)

This magazine can be downloaded here:
https://www.outofprintarchive.com/catalogue/Cube.html

#retrogaming
#Nintendo
#gamecube

Review for Eternal Darkness Sanity's Requim on GameCube from Cube 12 - December 2002 (UK) score: 93%

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@OutofPrintArchive
I have quite a few excellent Gamecube games but this one always eluded me. I really should track it down.

OutofPrintArchive, to retrogaming
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Review for Animal Crossing on GameCube from Cube 12 - December 2002 (UK)

This magazine can be downloaded here:
https://www.outofprintarchive.com/catalogue/Cube.html

#retrogaming
#Nintendo
#gamecube

Review for Animal Crossing on GameCube from Cube 12 - December 2002 (UK) score: 85%

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@OutofPrintArchive
I fired up my GameCube Animal Crossing game a few years ago and the animals were very cross with me for not talking to them in 97 months.

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Would half chicken half ducks be called Chucks or Dickens?

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@RickiTarr
It sounds like your talking about a Minecraft chicken.

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What is your dream road trip? Where would you start? Where would you end up? What stops would you make along the way? It can be short or long, whatever interests you!

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@RickiTarr
I would have no idea where I'm headed. Give me snacks, tunes, a full tank of gas, good company, a sunny highway, and I'm good to go.

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WHAT IS HIS CRIME?!

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@RickiTarr
First degree Derp.

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Me: Wouldn't it be cool to add a couple new songs to my rotation, I'm gonna ask for recommendations, and then get some stuff done.

Also Me: Still sitting around listening to bangers hours later, not getting anything done.

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@RickiTarr
My 16yo daughter is my promary source of new music.

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Okay, I wanted to make a joke that I can't possibly choose between dogs and cats, I can't even choose between men and women, because I'm bi-furrious. BUT I know y'all would make jokes about me in the comments, because you all are perverts. GET YOUR MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTER!

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@RickiTarr
Pervert? I feel I am in good company here.

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So, what's the thing, what's the big thing no one can help you with? How do you cope with it?

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@RickiTarr
I don't want to all of my issues and I deal with them by not stopping.

OutofPrintArchive, to retrogaming
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This is yet another insanely packed issue.
From the 132 pages in total, I have over 60 of them that I'd like to post! 😅
So I'll try to pick some great stuff and save the rest for another day.

First up is the preview for Final Fantasy 8 on PSone from GamesMaster 80 - April 1999 (UK)

This issue can be downloaded here:
https://www.outofprintarchive.com/catalogue/GamesMaster.html



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@OutofPrintArchive
I recently bought FF VIII for the PS3.

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Halp!!! I got deodorant in my mouth!

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@RickiTarr
How?

RickiTarr, to random
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What is this phase of coming out called?

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@RickiTarr
I like how this turned into a discussion of height.

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The Two Types of Vacationers:

Me: Hey Honey, what do you want to do on vacation? I want to walk somewhere lovely and try something new every day.

Hubs: Sleep as long as I want.

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@RickiTarr
I want to pre-vacation, where I sleep a whole lot and am rested enough to do interesting things on my vacation.

OutofPrintArchive, to Playstation
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I think I grabbed this one just in time when I ordered it early last week, just in case prices for it start to spike due to the popularity of the series, which seems to be getting a massive amount of attention.


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@OutofPrintArchive
Good call. I was in a game store recently and saw that Fallout 76 and Fallout 4 (on the PS4) had both risen about 30% in price.

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Why is it that the people who brag about being "self-made" aren't?

If you turned out successful odds are you had help, a lot of it, and a good amount of luck on top of that. Imagine being so self absorbed that you don't give credit where credit is due.

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@RickiTarr
They need to feel like a fucking bad-assed cowboy.

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I...just...wow

Dr_Ubertrout,
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@RickiTarr
Does that apply to just women on Youtube? If not, I owe so many apologies.

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Your porn name is:

Your First Name

Your Last Name

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@RickiTarr
Makes more sense then most porn name generators.

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The truth is I've always been an old lady, I want to go to a bar at 4 in the afternoon, and listen to great music, but it can't be too loud, I want a couple good drinks, and leave before it gets too busy, so I can have dinner, and get back home. I need to have plenty of time to watch Godzilla movies in my PJ's, and snug before my first pre-bed nap.

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@RickiTarr
Your house, your rules. Years ago I had a friend stop by my house on a Sunday afternoon and came in without knocking. She wanted know why I was sitting there in my boxers. I replied "It's my one day off and I plan to play video games in my underwear all day. Pants are not mandatory". A short while later another friend come over and his first question was "Why are you two not wearing pants?".

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Hello! I want to do a Spooky Picture Prompt! So, find a picture in your camera roll that would represent the phrase:

Last Picture on the Camera Roll

This should be spooky, but completely up to your own interpretation. Here's one from me, with weird eclipse light.

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@RickiTarr

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Are you the person you always thought you would be?

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@RickiTarr
Yes, but I'm not living the life I expected.

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Grind Culture people are always spending so much time talking about Grind Culture, there's no way they are actually "Grinding".

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@RickiTarr
Those people remind of geniuses that have to tell you they're a genius, and Alphas that make sure you know you're dealing with an Alpha. Lots of noise and attention seeking, but very little substance. It's exhausting to deal with and makes me want to tell them "Put your promotional flag down and try acting like a normal person". I don't though, because I know they won't listen.

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Does anyone else have trouble doing one thing at a time? Like if I'm doing chores it helps to have a podcast or talk to someone, or watching TV, I need to do something with my hands, like a little handy craft, or a simple game. I love movies, but the movie has to be absolutely fascinating for me to want to go to a theater where I just need to sit there and watch. I have a large amount of tabs open on my phone all the time and I flit back and forth through a bunch of different things. Weed helps calm this down a bit.

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@RickiTarr
It's definitely something I experience. Making myself focus on one project is tiring. Weed makes me sleep.

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