cs, to random
@cs@mastodon.sdf.org avatar

He’s still concerned a year later.

Guy On Doomed Planet Mostly Concerned With Skin Color Of People In Movies #TheOnion

https://www.theonion.com/guy-on-doomed-planet-mostly-concerned-with-skin-color-o-1849519086

benb, to random
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Yoga Class Mistaken for Mass Killing in the UK | The Gaze #yoga #latenight #shorts: https://benborges.xyz/2023/09/27/yoga-class-mistaken.html

kentborg,

@benb "Yoga Class Mistaken for Mass Killing in the UK"

Sounds like a headline from #TheOnion.

orci, to random
@orci@mastodon.social avatar
NovemberMan,

@orci Oh damn 😂👍 Love #TheOnion

Suig, to random
cs, to random
@cs@mastodon.sdf.org avatar

#TheOnion:

‘America Is The Greatest Country On Earth,’ Says Man Who Spends 6 Hours A Day Posting About How Every City Third World Hellhole

https://www.theonion.com/america-is-the-greatest-country-on-earth-says-man-wh-1850818582

mikeblake, to Florida

Idalia got me thinking about how many storms have hit #Florida the past few years. I found this #hurdat dataset from #NOAA, then used #googleColab to spin up a #python notebook. Sure enough, as is known already, Tropical Storms are becoming more frequent.

https://www.nhc.noaa.gov/data/#hurdat

https://github.com/AppTrain/hurdat

https://colab.research.google.com/drive/1y2vmeB4raRhHWnBx4-nWX2nUeuIJZdnu?usp=sharing

#hurricane
#climate
#ClimateChange
#ClimateCrisis

mikeblake,

This all reminds me of old articles from #theOnion that would quote studies from "The Center for really Obvious Things". I have more questions than answers now. How did #NOAA data collection change over time? Did they miss/undersize a few storms before having satellite imagery? Do the fluctuations on these charts coincide with #elNiño, #LaNiña? Are we ready to stop using #fossilFuel yet?

#hurricane
#tropicalStorm
#climate
#ClimateChange
#ClimateCrisis

Sheril, to random
@Sheril@mastodon.social avatar

What the dystopia?

Virginia School Board attorneys argued that Abigail Zwerner - the 1st grade teacher shot in her classroom by a 6yo - is not entitled to more than worker’s compensation bc the shooting was “a workplace injury” & “hazard of the job.”

https://www.denverpost.com/2023/05/03/educators-outraged-teacher-shot-in-school-workplace-injury/

cindyweinstein,

@Sheril. Stories that once would have been in #TheOnion, as parody, are now real, as are #teacher shortages (for this and other reasons, of course. See #Florida). No need to wonder why.

JeffDanielswpg, to journalism
@JeffDanielswpg@thecanadian.social avatar

At least 36 people dead, the place is destroyed and this is the best you can do @ctvnews?
Disgraceful and lazy faux journalism. #Media #Journalism #News #Maui

CindyWeinstein,
@CindyWeinstein@zirk.us avatar

@JeffDanielswpg. Grotesque. The "news" and #TheOnion are increasingly difficult to distinguish from one another.

czottmann, to random
@czottmann@norden.social avatar

Thanks, Polygon!

> I’ll never forget the Ninja Turtles’ hyper-realistic CGI genitals and neither should you

https://www.polygon.com/23817746/teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-cgi-genitals-onion

The embedded video is hilarious and this here entire post is your CW.

#TMNT #TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles #TheOnion

openculture, to random
@openculture@toot.community avatar
potungthul,
@potungthul@toot.io avatar

@openculture
Just wanted to say that The Onion is a parody paper. The headline is a joke. It's not real.

Yeah, I know, it kinda ruins the joke. But you KNOW someone out there is going to take this completely out of context.

#TheOnion

BeAware, to Funny
shepgo, to woke
@shepgo@mastodon.social avatar

Conservative Man Proudly Frightened Of Everything - #theonion

"Condemning the “#woke left” for what he called the “modern evisceration of masculinity,” local #conservative man Hank Daniels confirmed Monday that he was never going to stop being proudly frightened of everything. “I’m proud as hell to be scared of everything, and there’s nothing you can do to silence me about that fact,” said Daniels."

https://www.theonion.com/conservative-man-proudly-frightened-of-everything-1849598211

openculture, to random
@openculture@toot.community avatar

Noam Chomsky Teaches a MasterClass on Critical Thinking & Media Literacy

https://www.openculture.com/2023/07/noam-chomsky-teaches-a-masterclass-on-critical-thinking-media-literacy.html

morlando,
clmerle, to random
@clmerle@mstdn.social avatar
LeeFromVT, to random
@LeeFromVT@masto.ai avatar

Like just one, or one every day i read it. Cause i may be worth the month sub fee then...

#Laugh its #TheOnion
😂

LeeFromVT, to random
@LeeFromVT@masto.ai avatar

Just gotta love #TheOnion

😂

mikemathia, (edited ) to random
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stopthatgirl7, to random
@stopthatgirl7@famichiki.jp avatar

I Decided To Become A Slave So One Day My Descendants Could Steal College Admissions Spots #TheOnion #SCOTUS #BlackMastodon

https://www.theonion.com/i-decided-to-become-a-slave-so-one-day-my-descendants-c-1850592638

pluralistic, to random
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#BrettKavanaugh Rules Against Loan Forgiveness Plan Citing Precedent That All Debts Mysteriously Vanish https://www.theonion.com/brett-kavanaugh-rules-against-loan-forgiveness-plan-cit-1850596312

(Previous experience with hasty readers suggests that should remind you that this is from #theonion and is satirical)

FlockOfCats, to random
@FlockOfCats@famichiki.jp avatar
Natasha_Jay, to trans

'THE RISE OF THE FURRIES': As trans, I for one welcome the rise of our new furry overlords overrunning UK schools :politecat:

(also the Daily Mail discover the internet, subcultures, 'the youth of today' etc)

#Trans #Furry #Furries

SonofaGeorge,

@Natasha_Jay It’s #TheOnion, right?

nando161, to legal

THE #PROPAGANDA AGAINST OUR #COMRADES THE #ORCAS HAS STARTED AND THE #ELITES IN THEIR #YACHTS ARE #AFRAID. THE #WHALES NEED OUR UNCONDITIONAL #SUPPORT IN THEIR TIME OF #STRUGGLE FOR #LIBERATION :antifa_100:

JStatePost,

@nando161 🥥 I was delighted to see that #TheOnion has chimed in on the #Orca story:
https://www.theonion.com/orcas-explain-why-they-are-attacking-boats-1850545449
I for one tread water with the orcas! 🥥

psoul, to cars
@psoul@sfba.social avatar
mark, to random

I love the headline but I can't be bothered reading the article. https://www.theonion.com/woman-who-drinks-6-cups-of-coffee-per-day-trying-to-cut-1819579770 #TheOnion

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