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schizanon

@schizanon@mas.to

(ey/em) Xennial Chaotic Neutral INFP

Oregon <- California <- Arkansas

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Serverless AWS ActivityPub FOSS Open Source Linux

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schizanon, to fediverse
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If you want to fight with strangers, why don't you just go back to Twitter?

schizanon, to mastodon
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schizanon, to mastodon
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@trumpet please stop blocking threads so that I can follow and boost @POTUS

This policy of blocking entire instances simply because you don't like who runs them is silly and detrimental to the Fediverse not to mention our democracy.

schizanon,
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@vetehinen @trumpet I did, this is now my burner account

schizanon,
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@wyre Facebook users are not Facebook.

schizanon,
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@guades @trumpet here I thought that the point of this place was that everyone wouldn't have to use a particular website to talk to each other.

If I wanted to move my whole identity everytime some weird guy had a shitty opinion I would have stayed on Twitter/Facebook

schizanon,
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@Fu @trumpet "actually" is a big part of the fediverse and it sucks too

schizanon,
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@trumpet you gonna do it before November, or let Trump win?

schizanon,
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@tokyo_0 "if you don't like it then move" ~ an asshole

schizanon,
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@dragestil wanted to follow you on mastodon.social, but it seems they have blocked you or your instance.

The Fediverse is so ridiculously toxic. I've been kicked off like three different instances for things as silly as saying that Neil DeGrasse Tyson is my spirit animal, and blocking people who use the n-word.

I hate it here so much I try to think of ways to undermine it...

schizanon,
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@dragestil I want to build an ActivityPub implementation that's so simple to set up that it will lead to an inundation of instances that admins can't possibly hope to moderate.

Something like an AWS SAM template that automatically provisions a serverless instance on a new domain.

schizanon, to random
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I've decided that since the admins of mas.to want to limit who I can follow, this is now my burner account.

Follow me on https://mastodon.social/@schizanon for things I love.

#threads

schizanon, to random
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75 YEAR OLD ME: [wearing VR headset] how...how do I access my email again

THE TEENAGE GANG OF DYSTOPIAN CYPERPUNK RAIDERS RANSACKING MY HOME: You wave your hand at the upper right corner. Jesus christ.

schizanon, to music
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I need friends who don't pay their bills on home computers,
and they buy their coffee beans already ground.
Well you think it's disgraceful that they drink three dollar wine,
but a better class of loser suits me fine.

~ Randy Travis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuL8g2Szse0

schizanon, to Toyota
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Toyota to launch electric Hilux pickup by 2025 as Japanese rival aims to beat it to market

https://electrek.co/2024/03/26/toyota-launch-all-electric-hilux-pickup-2025-fend-off-rivals/

#toyota #hilux #truck #pickup #electric #ev #batteryElectric #evs

verge, to random
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Here’s our first look at Apple’s in-the-box iPhone updating machine https://www.theverge.com/2024/3/27/24113561/apple-retail-presto-iphone-update-machine

schizanon,
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@verge can't wait till someone gets ahold of this and starts flashing boxed iPhones with malware.

MelodyWainscott, to random
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Serious question re current word usage:

Is a reply guy basically a mansplainer?

schizanon,
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@MelodyWainscott reply-guying covers a spectrum of uninvited interactions, not just condescension.

schizanon,
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@MelodyWainscott depends, some reply-guying is fueled by loneliness and lack of social skills. Those I tend to humor a little, especially if they are followers. But people who aggressively disagree with strangers get dunked and blocked immediately. That's some Twitter-ass behavior.

schizanon, to threads
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It's ironic how is giving their users the ability to free their content from a closed system, and the --a supposedly "open" system--is blocking those users.

schizanon,
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Y'all say you came to the #Fediverse for "Freedom" but the truth is you're authoritarians, you just wanted to be the ones doing all the authorizing.

#fediverse #mastodon

schizanon,
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@3dcandy "blocking to keep open" is like "bombing for peace"

schizanon,
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@3dcandy as far as "snooping" you know all of this is completely public right? Anyone in the world can scrape your fediverse posts. They don't need to let their user's content federate to do that.

schizanon,
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@3dcandy if you wanted it to be open you wouldn't want to close it. You don't though. You want it closed, just closed to the type of people you don't like.

schizanon,
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@3dcandy I don't give a shit, I just want my mom to be able to follow me

schizanon, to random
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I'm not rich, but I don't spend more than I earn in interest on my Bitcoin, so I'm having a hard time motivating myself to look for a job. I've been a web developer for about 25 years, and though I like the work, I can't stand the people. They are ego-maniacal, bad at communication, and humorless in general. There are exceptions, but they get cowed by louder more aggressive ones. "So contract" I hear you say; but here's the weird thing; I actually like working with people.

schizanon,
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@kaipeacock always skating to where the puck's going!

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