grrlscientist, to Humor
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The Onion's new CEO on his plan to bring back ‘the good internet’

Ben Collins, a former political disinformation reporter at NBC News, is working to make #satire great again

#TheOnion🧅 #humor🤣 #news🗞️ https://www.fastcompany.com/91126211/the-onion-ceo-ben-collins-jeff-lawson-nbc-news-elon-musk

WanderingPoltergeist, to random
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ROFL The Onion saves the day with hilarious satire, as the news is fucking grim with a mix of hope. https://www.theonion.com/crying-man-refuses-to-take-boner-pills-unless-they-stra-1851454962

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WanderingInDigitalWorlds, to random
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The dark satire of The Onion is so refreshing, I feel slapped awake whenever I read one of their articles.

https://www.theonion.com/17-days-in-incubator-longest-time-premature-baby-will-g-1851456014

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jeridansky, to random
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I don't need more T-shirts, but this one from The Onion would be calling otherwise:
https://store.theonion.com/collections/headlines/products/plan-to-be-more-positive-headline-t-shirt

#Tshirt #TheOnion

Flipboard, (edited ) to journalism
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Some good news from media land! Satire outlet The Onion is under new management, with one of the owners being Jeff Lawson, co-founder of Twilio, the cloud communications firm with a market value of $11 billion. “The Onion is an institution, a national treasure, and we need it,” says Lawson, the new chairman. “But its success is based on something different than most media companies. The Onion has been stifled, along with most of the internet, by byzantine cookie dialogs, paywalls, bizarro belly fat ads, and clickbait. The Internet sucks, and it’s time we made it better.” The new CEO will be Ben Collins, the reporter who previously covered disinformation, extremism and the internet for NBC. He says that the plan is to work with the union, keep all the writers, and "make it so they can hopefully get paid a little bit more money." Here's more from Deadline.

https://flip.it/UbX61O

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I'm surprised The Onion was sold to a man named Jeff Lawson. Lawson is linked to a trust that financially backs a San Francisco-based company called Global Tetrahedron. This is part of The Onion's long time running gags, it's an evil mega corporation! Somebody must be a super fan if this is the case! ROFL

https://www.businessinsider.com/twilio-founder-jeff-lawson-bought-the-onion-2024-4

WanderingInDigitalWorlds, to random
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ROFL The Onion once again is on a roll with their satire! Skillfully poking fun at so many ideas, never missing the mark. 😂

https://www.theonion.com/sharpshooting-mom-snipes-bread-out-of-daughter-s-hands-1851407418

#TheOnion

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You know the situation is truly dire when get the news more accurately than non-satire media outlets.

https://www.theonion.com/israel-assures-it-doing-everything-possible-to-minimize-1851085308

WanderingInDigitalWorlds, to random
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While waiting for the No Man's Sky update to grace my Xbox...I started perusing The Onion, as one does!

This was a hilarious little breaking news satire!

https://www.theonion.com/taco-bell-introduces-new-burrito-that-will-do-its-best-1851364900

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I thought this was a parody article, like , because of how over-the-top ridiculous it is, but the joke never arrived. This is actually a serious article written by a right-wing loon that accurately reflects the mindset. In that light, it's horrifying.

https://dailycaller.com/2024/03/19/anti-alcohol-movement-liberal-women/

dbattistella, to USpolitics
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As always, The Onion did it first, and better.

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golgaloth, to boardgames
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I shall be enjoying myself this weekend, because I occasionally need some time out.

potungthul,
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@golgaloth
Yeah, how much do you want to bet someone's going to repost this as news, not knowing (or caring) what that symbol means.

"Look, scientists agree there's no call for action!"

(Sorry, found myself in a cynical mood today.)

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WanderingInDigitalWorlds, to random
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ROFL I love the freaking Onion; the absurd nature of the beauty industry is lain bare in this well written satire piece.

https://www.theonion.com/lancome-introduces-new-full-body-moisturizing-chrysalis-1851163311

dbattistella, to Palestine
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The Onion's headlines are often more accurate than those of most legacy media.

This one is from 10 years ago. That's when Israel slaughtered more than 1400 civilians.

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Just waiting for The Onion to drop their regular "‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens" news item. What a crazy country :\

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Matt Damon Stars In Super Bowl Commercial Promoting Paper Money https://www.theonion.com/depressed-taylor-swift-going-to-miss-being-in-the-spotl-1851248869

eeyam, to journalism
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New York Times or The Onion?

@palestine

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WanderingInDigitalWorlds, to random
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ROFL I love The Onion...They made a fun little satire video about AI.

https://www.theonion.com/artificial-intelligence-explains-why-humans-have-nothin-1851214222

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