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doctorLURK

@doctorLURK@mastodon.social

Post less, lurk more.

Oathsworn foe of the powerful and shadowy Sweet Pickle Relish cartel. Number one dilly-dallying aficionado. Anonymous coward. View the legendary (and spoiler-free!) HALLOWEEN MOVIE GUIDE here: https://bit.ly/3tjZfpz

Core interests & traits as they relate to Mastodon: #MagicTheGathering #Humor #Linguistics #Bookstodon #SFF #JoannaNewsom #Insomnium #TIDAL #Portland / #PDX #PNW #Liberal #FarLeft #CivilLiberties #HumanRights #Ally #BLM #Antifa #ACAB

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Jaden3, to random
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My #1 goal for now on in is to be happy. I fast realized the only way to achieve this is literally not give af about anything. Soon as you give af yall fked ,coz yall worrying bout shit and that fks yall brain up and make you unhappy.
Secret of a happy life is NOT GIVE AF BOUT ANYTHING πŸ™πŸΏπŸ™πŸΏπŸ™πŸΏπŸ™πŸΏπŸ™πŸΏ PEACE 😊
love yall
Jaden ❀️
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If shit happens, deal with it, leave it and move on .....................

doctorLURK,
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@Jaden3 you gotta live your life the way you gotta live it! Just remember to always extend other people the same grace about their life choices you'd want from them about yours, and you won't miss.

GottaLaff, to random
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FYI, someone just asked me, "Could you please put a CW on those US politics posts?"

I said no sorry,, just mute me.

I don't understand CWing political posts. And that doesn't mean you need to @ me explaining why. I know THEIR reasons, I just disagree with them and won't do it.

I respect CWs for other things, but not politics. Politics is news and people need to be aware of what's happening. It's not gory or violent, it's politics.

Kthxbye.

doctorLURK,
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@GottaLaff thanks for clarifying! I think everyone's entitled to their own approach to this. I agree that if someone does it differently than you, it can be unreasonable for them to be angry about your choice. I also get the exhaustion, and why people (especially outside the US) want to see less of this. Personally, I use a filter to hide (and sometimes completely remove) political content that stresses me out; I think most people would like this solution too if they knew how to fine-tune it.

RickiTarr, to random
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Seriously heard someone saying they don't listen to many black artists, because they aren't really into rap. Bitch please, feel free to share songs from Black artists from any genre. Here is one of my favorites, if you like this song please check out her other work:

https://youtu.be/KovrJ8HXI1Q?si=HOYIG7YMuAUTsJz6

doctorLURK,
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@RickiTarr one of the most interesting and envelope-pushing pieces of "pop" music I've heard in the last 5 years is Lonely World by Moses Sumney. Listen to the entire thing; it goes places.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4-PCyN6yNc

RickiTarr, to random
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Where do you live and how do you feel about it?

Obviously, don't tell me exactly where you live, no actual addresses please! You can be as vague as you like.

I live in Central Missouri in the U.S.

Pros:

This is an absolutely beautiful place, green rolling hills, lots of rivers, lakes, ponds, and natural springs, cool caves to explore.

Lots of farming here, so great access to quality fruits, vegetables, meat, eggs, and dairy.

It's relatively inexpensive to live here compared with other states, because it's a "flyover".

I'm close enough to three major cities, that it's an easy day trip, and I'm about halfway to anywhere in the U.S.

We have one of the best Conservation departments in the U.S. and this is one of the few things that is a bipartisan issue. Lots of awesome nature programs that are free or cheap, state parks, conservation areas, bird watching, hunting, boating, foraging available to everyone.

Cons:

Yeah, it's a big one, it is a RED STATE, while a lot of the cities are blue, there is a large rural population, that votes red. Abortion is not legal here. People often vote against their own self interest.

While I'm not against responsible gun ownership, lots of people aren't responsible, and people have access to guns that definitely should not.

We have very few employee protections here, while the cost of living is relatively low compared with other places, it's taken years to get to a $12 minimum wage, and it's still not enough.

doctorLURK,
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@RickiTarr oh, are you in Columbia? My spouse (from St. Joe) went to college there, at Mizzou! Small world.

I'm from Portland, OR. Pros: relaxed vibes, good weather, tons of cool and pretty things to do/see, there's some serious efforts to recognize and address our city's racist past (and present), and to really celebrate all the different backgrounds and ethnicities that live here. Cons: the PPB are monstrous; city leadership has been crap for several years. Loud street racing on the eastside.

doctorLURK,
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@RickiTarr yeah, sometimes I forget not everyone travels incognito online the way I do. No offense meant.

I don't know! We have a raceway RIGHT IN TOWN, too - and it's not that far (~2 hours) to reach long, mostly empty desert roads on the far side of the Cascades - but nope: it's gotta be cruddy little import tuners scrambling up and down I-205 from 10:30 PM to about 6:30 AM, every night. Like, my dudes, internal combustion engines aren't hot news anymore. No one is impressed you own one!

QasimRashid, to random
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In the 24 hours since Joe Biden put conditions on arms to Israel for killing civiliansβ€”Israeli MK & Likud Official Tali Gottlieb has threatened to β€œcollapse 10 buildings in Gaza” and Security Minister Ben Gvir said β€œHamas❀️Biden.”

If this isn’t genocidal intentβ€”idk what is.

Here’s my latest on how we actually overcome this extremism: https://qasimrashid.substack.com/p/the-history-prior-to-107-that-media

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doctorLURK,
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@QasimRashid aww, the li'l slaughter babies miss their murder pacifiers.

dangillmor, to random
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It is odd, to put it mildly, that the Pulitzer Prizes will be awarded today at Columbia University, which has encouraged police to shut down journalism about the over-the-top police response to protests...

doctorLURK,
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@dangillmor "but... but our traditions!" Pulitzer committee sweats profusely

gutenberg_org, (edited ) to books
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in 1940.

John Steinbeck is awarded the Pulitzer Prize for his novel The Grapes of Wrath.

The book was first published in April 14, 1939. The book won the National Book Award & Pulitzer Prize for fiction, & it was cited prominently when Steinbeck was awarded the Nobel Prize in Literature in 1962. When preparing to write the novel, Steinbeck wrote: "I want to put a tag of shame on the greedy bastards who are responsible for this [the Great Depression and its effects]."

doctorLURK,
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@gutenberg_org one of the greatest works of 20th century American literature, and still a heavy hitter today. We read it in high school but I found the pace too slow, and didn't much more than skim it. Reread a few years later in college and it floored me. Steinbeck paints with a heavy hand, but he does so deliberately, with awareness and purpose.

doctorLURK, to oregon
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Hey, just in case anyone in my extended family (hi y'all!) doesn't already know: Republican Jeff Gudman has switched parties and is running in the as a Democrat this year, after getting iced in the general election (running as the Republican candidate) a few times over the past decade. Don't fall for the lie - please support the actual Democrat running against him for State Treasurer, Elizabeth Steiner.

GottaLaff, to random
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⚠️Yet another #recall:

Nearly 8 tons of beef sold at Walmart recalled due to E. coli risk - CBS News https://apple.news/Af59DOfnRTqWXfCMcbBh1wA

doctorLURK,
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@GottaLaff just popping in to say, and bearing in mind that I preemptively mute and block like a parade grand marshal throws candy (so I may not be seeing every comment): I'm pleasantly surprised at the lack of classism in the comments here. Keep up the kindness, y'all - it looks great on you!

RickiTarr, to random
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I refuse to get pregnant, because even though no one will admit it, I'm pretty sure that fetus controls you from the inside like I'm a mech suit for it.

doctorLURK,
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@RickiTarr On the other hand, "It wasn't me; I'm just a Gundam for this fetus" is possibly the best get out of jail free card ever

BasicAppleGuy, to random
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You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.

doctorLURK,
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@BasicAppleGuy oh my gosh, I remember Dogpile! As I recall it was a meta search engine; actually pretty useful for the district Scavenger Hunt competition they did at my public high school every year, back in the late 1990s.

I mean, I remember a number of the... things in that image, but few as fondly as Dogpile.

checking Wikipedia

Good lord, it's still active?! Well, see y'all later; I'm off to mess with Dogpile for the first time in 25 years πŸ˜…

glynmoody, to vegan
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After a blue won the Good Food Award, panicked dairy cheese makers forced the foundation to disqualify it - https://boingboing.net/2024/04/29/after-a-vegan-blue-cheese-won-the-good-food-award-panicked-dairy-cheese-makers-forced-the-foundation-to-disqualify-it.html

doctorLURK,
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@glynmoody I was really interested in this, as a diet-unrestricted person who enjoys tasty food no matter where it's sourced from (and a longtime blue cheese aficionado). And I'm still interested! But I have to admit I'm unimpressed by how "all in" the company seems to be on "AI" machine learning. Feels to me like it's in direct opposition to the environmental benefits of plant based food. But maybe their model is less energy intensive? Guess I'll have to learn a little more before I try.

doctorLURK,
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@glynmoody I'm certainly willing to learn more about their pollution savings vs. traditionally made cheeses and see how that stacks up against the extra energy consumption of their model. It could be a net benefit! But in any case, I'd still like to know.

arstechnica, to random
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20% of grocery store milk has traces of bird flu, suggesting wider outbreak

The milk is still considered safe, but disease experts are alarmed by the prevalence.

https://arstechnica.com/science/2024/04/20-of-grocery-store-milk-has-traces-of-bird-flu-suggesting-wider-outbreak/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

doctorLURK,
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@arstechnica guess I've got to pour out another one for my main homie in health, Louis Pasteur. Thanks for keeping my milk safe, LP!

doctorLURK, to random
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Astonishingly, I was awarded an 8% raise (!) at my 6-year performance review. Everything I can tell about my company's owner/founder/CEO suggests that he would like nothing more than to fire me as a cost-cutting measure--but apparently, I'm too useful to the running of the actual business itself not to be retained. (I handle a LOT of stuff for these folks.)

Anyway, the upshot is I may soon have money to support a couple more small creators! Who should I check out??

doctorLURK,
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@Cassandra I think it's "looking for recommendations"? If I'm wrong, anyone who follows it can feel free to correct me!

Sheril, to tech
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This is fine. https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2024/04/you-can-now-buy-a-flame-throwing-robot-dog-for-under-10000/?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR281-oDK5Mb90FQq9SqqKk_GuzgOnsQPX68PZCE1_NuqEFvQyh4l-8ZXZo_aem_AWfy7tbFmdVqsJlb1D_aNgAJGGyrm2r0QhcmDAe_1FW8IvwRZcc9G4sGPf2sVfkzFg2SQ206DXZgg9m8mSV4cIg5

doctorLURK,
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@Sheril almost screaming with excitement to see how the home insurance companies are going to handle this when the first Pyrobot burns down someone's house after they awkwardly try to defend against a "home invasion" that turns out to be an unusually large raccoon.

Daojoan, to random
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Live a traditional life.

Live like your ancestors.

Die of dysentery.

doctorLURK,
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@Daojoan look I'm TRYING okay

AlSweigart, to random
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    doctorLURK,
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    @AlSweigart how does this guy look like his own halloween mask

    arstechnica, to random
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    Cops can force suspect to unlock phone with thumbprint, US court rules

    Ruling: Thumbprint scan is like a "blood draw or fingerprint taken at booking."

    https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2024/04/cops-can-force-suspect-to-unlock-phone-with-thumbprint-us-court-rules/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

    doctorLURK,
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    @arstechnica man, that's a terrible ruling. So a key to a lock is only a key if it's not biometric, is what I'm reading. Biometric keys are actually just "sparkling personal IDs" now.

    Glad I've never trusted biometrics, I guess.

    RickiTarr, to random
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    What kind of high-school experience did you have? Were you in a clique? Were you popular, unpopular, the coolest kid in your Homeschool? Did you have a sweet jean jacket with patches, or maybe a leather vest? Were you an evil villain or a Mary Sue?

    doctorLURK,
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    @RickiTarr I was a "sit behind the bleachers at every pep rally" type - not smoking in the boys' room, just uninterested. I had two basic groups of friends: a lovely group of geeks with whom I played Magic: the Gathering, and a group of skaters/stoners/punks/burnouts with whom I lightly terrorized the area by driving around into the wee hours, swapping lawn ornaments between front yards and chucking firecrackers into the bowl of a half finished skate park. I wasn't "popular," but I had friends!

    Miriamm, to random
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    Turns out alienating your core demographic so a handful of bigots on Twitter think you’re cool, is an awful business strategy.

    doctorLURK,
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    @Miriamm and I know I do all my best "innovation" when times are lean and I'm feeling the stab of hunger! ... I swear, modern business language is toxic right through to the bone.

    QasimRashid, to random
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    Outrageous. β€œDuke University announced it is ending a full-ride scholarship program for Black students”

    Duke admits 11% of the general applicants but 23% of legacy applicantsβ€”whose parents and grandparents parents were accepted during Jim Crow.

    Duke didn’t even accept Black students until 1963. Now Black scholarships are banned but racist Jim Crow Legacy thrives.

    This is America. https://t.co/dNK2Rst99y

    doctorLURK,
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    @QasimRashid Duke sucks (it bears saying twice)

    RickiTarr, to random
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    When you read Librarian Erotica and think it's real life:

    doctorLURK,
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    @RickiTarr when you don't read at all and you still think you know how to properly place a comma πŸ˜‚

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