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doctorLURK

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Post less, lurk more.

Oathsworn foe of the powerful and shadowy Sweet Pickle Relish cartel. Number one dilly-dallying aficionado. Anonymous coward. View the legendary (and spoiler-free!) HALLOWEEN MOVIE GUIDE here: https://bit.ly/3tjZfpz

Core interests & traits as they relate to Mastodon: #MagicTheGathering #Humor #Linguistics #Bookstodon #SFF #JoannaNewsom #Insomnium #TIDAL #Portland / #PDX #PNW #Liberal #FarLeft #CivilLiberties #HumanRights #Ally #BLM #Antifa #ACAB

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RickiTarr, to random
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Seriously heard someone saying they don't listen to many black artists, because they aren't really into rap. Bitch please, feel free to share songs from Black artists from any genre. Here is one of my favorites, if you like this song please check out her other work:

https://youtu.be/KovrJ8HXI1Q?si=HOYIG7YMuAUTsJz6

doctorLURK,
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@RickiTarr one of the most interesting and envelope-pushing pieces of "pop" music I've heard in the last 5 years is Lonely World by Moses Sumney. Listen to the entire thing; it goes places.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4-PCyN6yNc

RickiTarr, to random
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Where do you live and how do you feel about it?

Obviously, don't tell me exactly where you live, no actual addresses please! You can be as vague as you like.

I live in Central Missouri in the U.S.

Pros:

This is an absolutely beautiful place, green rolling hills, lots of rivers, lakes, ponds, and natural springs, cool caves to explore.

Lots of farming here, so great access to quality fruits, vegetables, meat, eggs, and dairy.

It's relatively inexpensive to live here compared with other states, because it's a "flyover".

I'm close enough to three major cities, that it's an easy day trip, and I'm about halfway to anywhere in the U.S.

We have one of the best Conservation departments in the U.S. and this is one of the few things that is a bipartisan issue. Lots of awesome nature programs that are free or cheap, state parks, conservation areas, bird watching, hunting, boating, foraging available to everyone.

Cons:

Yeah, it's a big one, it is a RED STATE, while a lot of the cities are blue, there is a large rural population, that votes red. Abortion is not legal here. People often vote against their own self interest.

While I'm not against responsible gun ownership, lots of people aren't responsible, and people have access to guns that definitely should not.

We have very few employee protections here, while the cost of living is relatively low compared with other places, it's taken years to get to a $12 minimum wage, and it's still not enough.

doctorLURK,
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@RickiTarr yeah, sometimes I forget not everyone travels incognito online the way I do. No offense meant.

I don't know! We have a raceway RIGHT IN TOWN, too - and it's not that far (~2 hours) to reach long, mostly empty desert roads on the far side of the Cascades - but nope: it's gotta be cruddy little import tuners scrambling up and down I-205 from 10:30 PM to about 6:30 AM, every night. Like, my dudes, internal combustion engines aren't hot news anymore. No one is impressed you own one!

doctorLURK, to oregon
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Hey, just in case anyone in my extended family (hi y'all!) doesn't already know: Republican Jeff Gudman has switched parties and is running in the as a Democrat this year, after getting iced in the general election (running as the Republican candidate) a few times over the past decade. Don't fall for the lie - please support the actual Democrat running against him for State Treasurer, Elizabeth Steiner.

doctorLURK, to random
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Astonishingly, I was awarded an 8% raise (!) at my 6-year performance review. Everything I can tell about my company's owner/founder/CEO suggests that he would like nothing more than to fire me as a cost-cutting measure--but apparently, I'm too useful to the running of the actual business itself not to be retained. (I handle a LOT of stuff for these folks.)

Anyway, the upshot is I may soon have money to support a couple more small creators! Who should I check out??

RickiTarr, to random
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Who is the best Batman villain and why?

doctorLURK,
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@RickiTarr I mean the critical consensus is the Joker, and I can definitely get behind that. But my personal favorite is Two-Face. Harvey Dent seems to represent both sides of the Batman/Joker coin, always in mid-flip. He's unpredictable far beyond other villains because he may end up not doing anything bad at all, and he's constantly struggling with his darker side (until it takes over). He's like a walking microcosm of the whole Batman universe, but with a heaping helping of extra pathos.

doctorLURK, to random
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PSA: If you enjoy old school games in the vein of , and you've been wanting a mobile option, try Pathos, a.k.a. . It's free and ad free, developed by a single programmer (Callan Hodgskin), and features a few different 'codices' (gameplay modes), though I find the classic Nethack version to be the most enjoyable. Excellent touch controls, simplified gameplay that retains plenty of challenge, and 4 tilesets. Android, iOS, Linux & more!

https://pathos.azurewebsites.net/

doctorLURK, to random
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Just spent like 6 minutes grappling with a busted ReCaptcha test that kept asking me to try again no matter how many times I correctly selected images... All just to try and say a simple "thanks" to a former illustrator of paperback #SFF for the art she made. Eventually I had to give up. A shame that I can't even send someone a nice note because of outdated anti spam tech.

Anyway, to Victoria Poyser Lisi: Wherever you are, I'm grateful for your art... but I despise your website. #bookstodon

doctorLURK, to random
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If the Chiefs would just change their arrowhead logo to a fireman's hat they wouldn't even have to change names

doctorLURK, to portland
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#Portland family: in case you haven't heard, there's a brief but severe #WinterStorm watch for our area from Friday afternoon (January 12th) through Saturday night. Expect overnight lows around 11° Fahrenheit, with a Saturday high between 20-25°, wind gusts of up to 45 miles per hour, and up to 8 inches of snow. In #PDX that probably means power outages, too, and some equipment (like heat pumps) may not operate well in the cold. Please prepare so you can safely endure this. Stay warm! Good luck!

doctorLURK, to random
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If you still think American society is a meritocracy, you really need to put down the finger paints and learn your letters.

doctorLURK, to MagicTheGathering
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Looks like I'm going to keep getting use out of this post for a while. Might as well turn it into an image.

doctorLURK, (edited ) to Youtube
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Anyone who primarily uses #YouTube for just listening to music (like I do) should consider trying out an app like @newpipe (NewPipe). I haven't dealt with an ad or interstitial break since I switched, and the mobile app plays sound while my phone is locked without missing a beat. I don't know if it'll be around forever, but I do know I'm never going back to just "www dot youtube dot com" for online videos again.

Edit: Android DL link for those who want to try NewPipe: https://newpipe.net/#download

doctorLURK,
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@lurch Yes, it's a YouTube front-end. It suits my purposes because I can listen to my old playlists of game music, etc. (stuff not typically available on streaming music platforms) without having to plow through a thousand ads every hour, but it's not a competing service to YouTube, per se.

If you want to completely get away from YouTube, I don't have any personal experience yet, but I've heard nice things about the federated video tool, @peertube ! (NewPipe will also integrate with PeerTube.)

doctorLURK, to random
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People like to discuss what Twitter is actually worth these days, but I think deep down we all know it's essentially worthless.

doctorLURK, to random
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I really appreciate how lawyers on Mastodon try to reassure us when a legal process (such as 45's trials or the whole George Santos thing) seems to be taking way too long, but have these lawyers ever considered that if they have to keep reassuring the rest of us, maybe the system actually isn't working nearly as efficiently as it ought to?

doctorLURK, to random
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Yesterday was a good day to cancel your Spotify subscription. Today is a good day to cancel it as well. And guess what? Tomorrow, too, will be a good day to cancel your subscription to Spotify. (h/t @killyourfm )

https://www.billboard.com/pro/spotify-changing-how-pays-artists-stream-thresholds/

doctorLURK,
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@ORO8ORO @andrew

Welcome to our big, weird Magic family; I'm glad you're here! A lot of people have been unhappy with the price points for the upcoming Commander Masters release. I just want to reassure you that you absolutely do not have to buy any of that product to enjoy the game - especially Commander, which began as, and still primarily is, a casual-play format. I'm running out of space but I want to encourage you to not give up! Most of us don't spend a ton (all at once) on the game.

doctorLURK, to random
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Job posting: "We're looking for someone who's comfortable with our 'move fast and break things' mindset"

Me: sprints into interview room, blindly swinging a sledgehammer

doctorLURK, to til
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Today I learned about Null Island and it's cool and weird: an island that only exists on paper, but which has a real-world purpose. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Null_Island.) Did you know about this?

#TIL #cartography #geography

doctorLURK, to random
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Quick reminder that you can generally be in favor of A Thing and still criticize what you see as its flaws or shortcomings. "You're either with us or against us" is a reactionary talking point, not a valid life philosophy. Take nuanced stances; you contain nuance, and there's nothing wrong with that.

doctorLURK, to random
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Don't forget that it's possible (and normal, even) to care about more than one thing at the same time. "How can you talk about X with Y going on" may be appropriate for an immediate life-or-death situation, but it's usually just disingenuous on social media.

doctorLURK, to random
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Sometimes I think about how had one of the best stories of any PS2 JRPG, but nobody really remembers or thinks about it. The Barows and Godwin families were both such interesting factions, and the depictions of courtly intrigue/skullduggery were excellent, especially for the time and medium in question.

It's a damn shame how many creative works never get recognized the way they deserve to be. There's just too much stuff to laud all of it, I suppose.

doctorLURK, to space
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Rapid Unscheduled Disassemblies In the Sky is my favorite post-rock band #SpaceX

doctorLURK, to random
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doctorLURK, to politics
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Hello! Here's my intro, since we're doing that at the moment.

I'm a cantankerous, self-doubting 41-year-old cishet (m) digital marketer/digital marketing skeptic. If you follow me, expect only occasional posting. Favorite things to post about:

#politics (far left)
#jokes (dumb, absurd, and/or mildly inappropriate)
#magic (the gathering)
#DeepThoughts (with or without Jack Handey)

I've also been a (non-exclusionary!) nerd all my life, but I'm not really interested in competitive fandoms.

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