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dgar

@dgar@aus.social

Real Name: Jon O’Hare
Stage Name: Dgar - pronounced “Jar”

#𝙵𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠 liberally
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#𝙻𝚘𝚟𝚎 the Fediverse

Thank you for dropping by, I’m so glad you could make it.

May be seen posting: stolen jokes, weird thoughts, original music.
I’ll usually try to make you laugh.
I may also send you in another direction.
This account is not one dimensional.

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Every single person who confuses correlation and causation ends up dying.

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Ballet lessons will keep you on your toes.

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Now listening to:
Space Race
~ Mi-Sex

‘80s synth goodness.

https://youtu.be/EX2VfTR2BYU

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All Zombies Go To Heaven Lyrics
3rd Place 2024
~

I got clouds in my head and I’m feeling kinda dizzy.
My eyes kinda hurt and my hair is all frizzy.
This jacket smells bad and I stepped in something squishy.
I’m feeling kinda hungry, so I gotta get busy.

Walking to the beat and everything is gritty.
Boarded up houses but the gardens look pretty.
Get with the crew and we start to get giddy.
We’re drawn down the street by the promise of the city.

I may fall today,
But I don’t need no confession.
It doesn’t hurt to pray,
But I’ve still got my depression.
Searching for some brains,
It’s kinda my obsession.
I think it’s safe to say,
All zombies go to heaven.

You can see the meat hanging out to dry.
They think they’re safe and believe that lie.
But behind their walls they start to cry.
They see us coming and we won’t die.

We are the hoard and we grow every day.
Trying to make it in a world decayed.
We can’t talk. Got nothing to say,
Paying the price that we all have to pay.

I may fall today,
But I don’t need no confession.
It doesn’t hurt to pray,
But I’ve still got my depression.
Searching for some brains,
It’s kinda my obsession.
I think it’s safe to say,
All zombies go to heaven.
All zombies go to heaven.
I may fall today,
But I don’t need no confession.
It doesn’t hurt to pray,
But I’ve still got my depression.
Searching for some brains,
It’s kinda my obsession.
I think it’s safe to say,
All zombies go to heaven.
All zombies go to heaven.
All zombies,
Go to heaven.

Written, composed, and performed by Jon O'Hare

Prerelease now available on .

https://soundcloud.com/dgarmusic/all-zombies-go-to-heaven

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I wrote the first four lines before I decided it was going to be a zombie song. It just described how I woke up that morning.

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@Dodo_sipping Thanks for listening! 🫶
So glad you enjoy it!!
✌️😁🤘

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@ruikubla
Thank you!! 🫶

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@Lichtenbergian 😁
Thank you!!
✌️😎🤘

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I read a book called swimming pool.

It gets quite deep at the end.

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@NormanDunbar @partnumber2

I read a book once once.

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@gnate 😁

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just fumbled the phone and accidentally deleted a toot. 🤦

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@Kahte 🤗

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    @DuchessOfSnork
    😝😁

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    @craige 🤭

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    @Soulshine
    Where is this stoner rock you speak of?

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    @Soulshine
    Do you have a separate band account I can boost for you? The muso community is pretty decent here…

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    @Soulshine and yes! Love to listen to your tunes!! 😁

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    @Soulshine
    Music should be shared!
    ✌️😁🤘

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    @dpflug 😁

    dgar,
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    @dpflug oops. I am on my phone and fumbled it while trying to post this pic for your story. I’ve accidentally deleted the original toot. 🤦

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    FYI: "Toe the line"

    The idiom is toe the line, not tow the line.

    The phrase derives from track-and-field events in which athletes are required to place a foot on a starting line and wait for the signal to go. Race officials used to shout “Toe the line!” where now they shout “On your marks!”

    Since entering the language, the idiom has developed to mean do what is expected or act according to someone else’s rules or expectations.

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    @riggbeck @NormanDunbar

    “That’s a big yes from me!”
    🤭

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    I borrowed and subsequently misplaced a cutting tool from Dwayne Johnson during craft class.

    I lost the Rock’s Paper Scissors.

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    @juanejot 🤭

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