mazisworld

@mazisworld@mastodon.social

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georgetakei, to random
mazisworld,

@georgetakei yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

thor, to random
@thor@berserker.town avatar

before cars, it was horse carriages taking up all that road space in cities.

mazisworld,

@thor wheres the follow, tsk we supposed be in the matrix together

thor, to random
@thor@berserker.town avatar

this is just irritating to everyone, period

mazisworld,

@thor No the sidewalks are just too small!

Think big.

mazisworld,

@moffintosh @thor I mean yea just up and too the the left

ColinTheMathmo, to random
@ColinTheMathmo@mathstodon.xyz avatar

Children don't hate maths. What they hate is being confused, intimidated, and embarrassed by maths. With understanding comes passion, and with passion comes growth--a treasure is unlocked. -- Larry Martinek

mazisworld,

@ColinTheMathmo I'm abused

Strandjunker, to random
@Strandjunker@mstdn.social avatar

1923: Hitler’s failed coup.

No real consequences.
No fundamental changes.

1933: Hitler takes power.

I wish I could implant this into everyone’s brain.

mazisworld,

@Strandjunker Trump Yes or

djlink, to random
@djlink@mastodon.gamedev.place avatar

I find this UI corner thing oddly satisfying

mazisworld,

@djlink I find that Windows logo superior.

mazisworld,

@AngryAnt @Sonikku @djlink
I chuckled
Cuckold

snazzyq, to random
@snazzyq@mas.to avatar

Download “Actions” from the App Store (it’s free) that adds conditionals like orientation state when you trigger your Action Button so you can do stuff like this!

video/mp4

mazisworld,

@snazzyq this is the matrix !!!

Look how accessible your are

Creepy crawly fingers
Do what I want

This is the matrix

What's this connection worth

Pay me cost

This is the matrix

A tin hut

Settle our differences
This is the front door

This

cloudguy, (edited ) to random

This pretty much explains the Fediverse

Share this post and if you can, post a comment because, genuinely I woke up this morning to a staggering number of shares and favourites.

The comments PROVE Mastodon is the place where common decency is being restored. I feel hopeful for the future.

What lovely people you all are.

Comment to be part of this new town square, or as I like to think of it, our tearoom. And add me, I'm going to be brewing lots of tea.

mazisworld,

@cloudguy I really like this lol 😆

North, to random
@North@chaos.social avatar

WHAT UP IT'S BI VISIBILITY DAY :bisexual_flag:

mazisworld,

@North I'm not gay but it makes me smile.

Life isn't too bad

0xabad1dea, to random

unity’s own explanation for deleting the ToS off their own website is… it wasn’t generating enough engagement

https://twitter.com/unity/status/1705317639478751611

mazisworld,

@0xabad1dea man they don't give a FUCK

mazisworld,

@0xabad1dea this the matrix that's destroying US

Gargron, to random
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If you'd like your (public) posts to appear in search results on Mastodon, remember that you need to opt-in. Edit Profile → Privacy and Reach → Include public posts in search results. 14K people have opted-in so far!

mazisworld,

@Gargron no settings on mobile?

malwaretech, to random

My mental health is doing so well that I paid $4k to attend a tech conference then cancelled my flight on the way to the aiport because my headphones ran out of batteries

mazisworld,

@malwaretech I can see where your coming from. That's alright friend.

nixCraft, to random
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mazisworld,

@nixCraft I was actually fired for this, find my thread 😞 😂

mathowie, to random
@mathowie@xoxo.zone avatar

we need a word for when you're in a familiar place doing a familiar thing, but there's a new unfamiliar method happening there because of phone apps.

Example 1: I was at a huge supermarket the other day shopping for a few things and half the people in each aisle were store employees preparing orders for people who bought them online

Example 2: if you walk into a McDonalds today, half the signage is just for UberEats drivers, with their own pickup area.

mazisworld,

@mathowie ahh conundrum may work here

molly0xfff, to random
@molly0xfff@hachyderm.io avatar

Sam Bankman-Fried appealed Judge Kaplan's decision to revoke his bail after he leaked Caroline Ellison's diary entries to the New York Times. That appeal has just been denied by the 2nd Circuit.

mazisworld,

@molly0xfff He's literally getting maid service while playing games on an iPad. I'm sure he's fine.

MissingThePt, to random
@MissingThePt@mastodon.social avatar

Thanks in advance for boosting this.

mazisworld,

@MissingThePt yes yes, this too

mathowie, (edited ) to random
@mathowie@xoxo.zone avatar

the weirdest part of the new iPhone Standby mode is I don't know if it's worth getting a whole new bedside stand/charger for it, but I can't answer that unless I someday bought one and lived with it for a few weeks.

Is anyone out there already using Standby and is it nice/useful/fun to have next to your bed?

mazisworld,

@mathowie please for the love of God and all things stop buying this shit.

This is a paid message brought to you by the innovation initiative or statutory council.

thomasfuchs, to random
@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io avatar

Can’t wait for the “actually LLMs are a worthless scam” articles in 2025 and all the people that pretend they never fell for it

mazisworld,

@thomasfuchs noooo LLM'S ARE THE FUTURE.

We just can't afford to develop. What's going to happen is Governments are going to try and coin the technology and control masses with greater intensities.

For the private sector the development will stagnant because of corporate greed and lacking diversion.

Privatized AI is where the POWER IS.

Yet the government is the world's largest Private Power.

HeavenlyPossum, to random

There’s an article from Wired making the rounds about how Elon Musk’s brain implant company tortured a bunch of monkeys to death and then lied about it.

There are lots of awful things to say about this specifically and Musk in general, but something much broader stands out: that the SEC is investigating…because Musk lied in his tweets and claimed the monkeys didn’t die from his implants.

He lied to investors. That’s what he did wrong. That’s what our system cares about. That’s all it cares about.

mazisworld,

@HeavenlyPossum hrs got monkeys in space too, I received telepathic transfers from beings being tested on.

#Alien #Telepatch #Telesense #DarkFutue #NoGui

Strandjunker, to random
@Strandjunker@mstdn.social avatar

There is not a single man alive who has done more harm on a global level, over a longer period of time and across more issues (Iraq, climate, Covid, white supremacy, authoritarianism) than Rupert Murdoch. You can’t change my mind.

mazisworld,

@Strandjunker he did no such thing

mcc, to random
@mcc@mastodon.social avatar

Imagine using a website or computer program that you were not in an actively adversarial relationship with the people who created it

mazisworld,

@mcc I'm new around here

beaveinflow, to random

I've always used blow jobs as currency, so I’ll be fine in this economy.

mazisworld,

@beaveinflow well well well a reason to work again

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