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Enjoy #Linux, #macOS, #FreeBSD & #Unix like systems? #Opensource software & #programming? Enjoy #Sysadmin & #DevOps work? Follow us to make the most of your geeky IT career. #ActuallyHuman (e/human)

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blocks WiFi to discipline kids and takes away games

later Kids giggling and rowdy again.

how? what's going on? I see they are playing Dinosaur Game in Chrome.

I can't stop laughing as I realize you can't out-engineer kids. They will always find a way 😂

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Preaching to a room full of devs

Please, start programming in Rust, man. Come on, it's such a good language! You have memory safety, high-level abstractions, and low-level performance. Come on, man, we NEED more people to use i-

the twitter JS mafia shoots me down

THE END.

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An End of an Era: The Iconic Z80 CPU Powers Down After 48 Years. Say Goodbye to a Legend: Zilog Z80 CPU to Be Discontinued. https://www.theregister.com/AMP/2024/04/22/z80_cpu_end_of_sales/

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What's the one #Linux or #Unix command-line tool you absolutely can't live without?

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everyone should learn C and Assembly. Do you agree? Full interview is here https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_L3gNaAVjQ4

[everyone should learn C and Assembly. Do you agree? Full interview is here https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_L3gNaAVjQ4](https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/314/202/782/672/022/original/9d1c2e3f60a3c0cd.mp4)

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who here remember this one? it is from 2003? Hint :P

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How To Use Bash Parameter Substitution Like A Pro Under #Linux or #Unix https://www.cyberciti.biz/tips/bash-shell-parameter-substitution-2.html 💥👇

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code review in progress

Sr. Developer: WTF? What is this? Are you on drugs?

Me: You and I both know that this job does not pay enough for me to have a drug problem.

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Maximum #Linux Magzine - October 1999 - Penguin Computing Ad. Read it at https://archive.org/details/maximum-linux-magazine-1999-10/page/n69/mode/2up #opensource

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Zig 0.12.0 Release Notes: This release features 8 months of work: changes from 268 different contributors, spread among 3688 commits. https://ziglang.org/download/0.12.0/release-notes.html

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A COBOL programmer, tired of the bug chaos in the legacy codebase, decides to have themselves cryogenically frozen to skip the whole mess. Years later, they're thawed out.

"Did I sleep through?" they ask.

"It's the year 9999," the scientists replied, "And we need you to fix some legacy code from 2000, which is still in production ."

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The AI hype bubble is deflating. Now comes the hard part. The tech industry got the world’s attention with AI. Now it’s busy convincing people to pay for it. https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2024/04/18/ai-bubble-hype-dying-money/ Do you know who is going to survive? Meta, Google, Apple, and cash-rich companies. They (Meta and Google) can provide free AI supported by their ads businesses. Most people live paycheck to paycheck. Do you think they're going to pay for AI? 🤖

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□ single.
□ taken.
□ drunk.
☑ arch linux user.

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Question: Why do most programmers/developers use a dark theme while writing software/code?

Answer: Because light attracts bugs.

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Friend: I have found a free cloud hosting service. It is rock solid with impressive speed.

Me: Which host?

Friend: Localhost

Me: Get out

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TIL, Netflix has hello world in production
https://www.netflix.com/helloworld 🤔

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How to configure AWS SES with Postfix MTA on 11/12

https://www.cyberciti.biz/faq/howto-configure-aws-ses-with-postfix-mta-on-debian-linux/

This is something work demands. At a personal level, you don't need this.

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People at coffee shops think I am a hacker when they see me open a terminal application 🙄

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Then, a barista approached me and wondered if I could fix their HP printer. 🤣🤣

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Question: Why was the Nginx server always getting invited to parties?

Answer: It was an excellent event handler.

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Being a millennial: a brief history 😂 by https://www.tommysiegel.net

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Passwords! Credit https://www.mariascrivan.com

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