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More #SnakeNews One of the world's most venomous snakes found hiding in boy's underwear drawer.
Man tried to smuggle three huge pythons across border in his trousers.
A man has admitted trying to smuggle three pythons across the US-Canadian border by concealing them in his trousers
Just watched Coach Carter. Good film. https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0393162/
Every book should have a fold out map.
I said what I said.
New years mastodon resolutions.
😊 Follow @PleaseCaption
😇 Always use alt text for images
🤩 Do not boost images without alt text
🤗 Content warning when necessary
😎If someone asks me to change my behaviour, SERIOUSLY consider that.
😍 Apologise when I get something wrong.
👹 Don't feed the trolls
These pretzels made me think of @melissabeartrix
Lonely this Christmas? Not at the Northern Ireland pub whose £700 ad went viral
Sky News: Five new species of soft-furred hedgehogs found in South East Asia
It seems we have forgotten what to do with Nazis. Here a reminder
We noticed you are using an adblocker... Erm yes, and why does your image make the adblocker the evil one? Eh?eh?
If your ads were less intrusive I wouldn't need the sodding thing!
The Guardian: Venice gondola capsizes after tourists refuse to sit down and stop taking selfies
They fucked around and found out
I just read a sad story about a boy who died after eating yew berries. But it amazed me to see the coroner blaming a park for not labelling the trees as poisonous. Yews are in almost all English church yards. None are labelled! . Did you know yews are poisonous?
I thought it was common knowledge.
Don't make me tap the sign.
Just a reminder that a negative covid test doesn't mean you don't have Covid. Just like an empty mouse trap doesn't mean you dont have mice. #covid