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drakenblackknight

@drakenblackknight@mastodon.online

Keeper of the Scroll of the Court of Lazarus (toots/boosts/views are my own)
Con-going weeb
Witch since 1997
Android modder/root user since 2009
Never Again Volunteer Yourself vet 1996-2000
One of the humans of Tessa Void (2020) and Bombay Banana Orange (2021) of Kitten Academy
Was once on Fecalbook (blackknightavalon) and the former Twitter/current X-Crement (DrakenBlkKn)
Preferred distro is Linux Mint
Boosts =/= endorsements

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drakenblackknight, to random
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became my favorite word processing suite after MS Office/365/whatever it calls itself these days became almost completely paywalled and LO is not only a nearly drop-in replacement but I can also convert documents to pdf just by using the Terminal on my Linux box.

And, yes, this is part of LibreOffice's May promotion but so what? I promote products I actually not only regularly use but are also intuitive.

dgar, to random
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Due to brexit related supply issues and heavy budget cuts, funding for the royal portrait can only supply the artist with a single colour.

drakenblackknight,
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@dgar
Desi Lydic had a better one.

flexghost, to random
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drakenblackknight,
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@flexghost
Incorrect. At least garbage can be recycled into something useful.

protonprivacy, to mauritius
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What else do , , , and have in common besides:
Ⓜ️ their name’s first letter
🌐 has servers in all of them…?

Share your guesses in the comments!

Mauritania flag
Myanmar flag
Mozambique flag

drakenblackknight,
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@protonprivacy
Do they all have societal problems that can be traced back to Fecalbook's algorithm?

futurebird, to random
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Why is Trump saying "the prison populations are down all over the world"

"they are emptying their insane asylums and sending them"

??

This is just a pure 100 percent fabrication with nothing to even seem like it might, if you squinted, and read it backwards to back it up, right?

I mean if he can just say any damn thing and people will buy it why not? Wow.

drakenblackknight,
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@futurebird
Now imagine an elderly man rambling like that in the subway. What would your reaction be?

dgar, to random
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May the Fourth be with you.

drakenblackknight,
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@Arapalla @dgar
May the Fourth equal mass times acceleration.

18+ realhackhistory, to hacking
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Looking back over #hacker related headlines from the 80's I've gotten to 1989, and it is really hard to exaggerate just how badly Kevin Mitnick was trashed in the press.

I knew in a general sense that he was but damn, stumbling across headlines like this. #Hacking hysteria and demonization.

drakenblackknight,
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@realhackhistory
Oh yeah. The whole "whistling nukes to life" thing, too.

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‼️ Big annoucement!!!

✅ Tusky 25.0 is officialy out, in F-Droid and Play Store 🎉 🎉 🎉

These are the main updates to this new version:

➡️ Support Mastodon translation API
➡️ Show post language
➡️ Improved screen transitions
➡️ Filter settings now moved to account preferences
➡️ Post stats now have a stable position
➡️ A lot off under-the-hood stability & performance improvements.

❗ Also, #Tusky 25.0 app is smaller in size despite having more features.

drakenblackknight,
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@Tusky
Any plans on supporting security keys (Yubikey, Solokey, etc)?

nixCraft, to linux
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arch and gentoo users are now happy knowing their daily habits are backed up scientifically 😂 Daily showers are purely ‘performative’ and have no real health benefit, experts insist https://www.bbc.com/culture/article/20240423-theres-no-need-to-shower-every-day-heres-why

drakenblackknight,
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@nixCraft
Tell them to go to an anime con. They will change their minds.

dgar, to random
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The worst thing about having your password stolen is having to rename the dog.

drakenblackknight,
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dgar, to random
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drakenblackknight,
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dgar, to random
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Waiter: Would you like some olive oil on your pasta?

Customer: Is it extra virgin?

Waiter: tearing up No it’s the same price.

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Sorry about the oil pun.

That was crude.

I try to be more refined.

drakenblackknight,
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@dgar
The last time I saw an oil joke this bad was in 2003 when Colin Powell used 10+ year old satellite photos to commit perjury so Dumbya can get his illegal Iraq invasion.

futurebird, to random
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I’ve wanted to have a Dekay’s brown snake a a pet forever— I think a terrarium with Storeria dekayi and carpenter ants would be amazing— but if they now live in the park I can go see them there. Even better. They eat snails, slugs and worms and lord knows we have those over by that wall. I suspect there is one of NYC’s many buried streams and brooks under the wall in the park. It’s so moist all of the time.

drakenblackknight,
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@futurebird
If it's anywhere near the Bronx River, Con Ed "accidentally" dumped some chemicals in it a few days ago.

drakenblackknight, to random
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Reminding everyone on this #caturday why Bombay of the 2021 Port Oranges from #kittenacademy earned the nickname "Banana."

root42, to random
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Hey now, hey now, now, sing
This Corrosion to me
#arecordeveryday #sistersofmercy

drakenblackknight,
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@root42
That album turned 30 years old a month or so ago.

drakenblackknight, to ublockorigin
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Hey @Vivaldi do you plan on still supporting Manifest v2 extensions? If so, are you going to open your own extension repository so extensions like @ublockorigin can still be downloaded?

futurebird, to random
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Last night our cable internet box randomly died. It’s totally fried and must be replaced. This happened just as my husband got home from work, waking me up to tell me the governor of NY had issued a warning about power outages during the Coronal Mass Ejection (there was a big solar storm last night) — basically I thought the world was ending and put my laptop in the oven. (it’s a faraday cage)

I may have overreacted.

drakenblackknight,
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@futurebird
I can honestly believe that dream would happen.
Item 1: My wife was commuting home during the summer when the Canadian wildfire smoke blanketed half the country, and people were exclaiming that a total solar eclipse was why the sun looked red.
Item 2: There was a copypasta a while back about a little girl born and raised in a major city was spending a week in rural Texas and got scared because she saw the Milky Way (something she never saw before due to light pollution).

drakenblackknight,
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@futurebird @albertcardona
It's been my experience that most little kids in NYC never want to leave their own neighborhoods, let alone know what the world around them is really like. I've met people who thought "going down south" was taking the ferry to Staten Island.

thepoliticalcat, to random
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    @thepoliticalcat @wonkette
    We need an AI do say it in Vincent Price's voice.

    pluralistic, to Economics
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    "Practical men, who believe themselves to be quite exempt from any intellectual influences, are usually the slaves of some defunct economist" -Keynes

    (h/t Hamilton Nolan https://www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/stupid-power)

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    @mastodonmigration @pluralistic
    I would say he's more like a typical Waffle House fight.

    danhon, to random
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    All it takes is one person to not read the room and decide to make something opt-out and then we go through the time loop episode all over again ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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    realhackhistory, to random
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    Hacker drama is so much more interesting than infosec drama.

    drakenblackknight,
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    @realhackhistory
    This is starting to read like the plot of a Spanish telenovela.

    drakenblackknight,
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    @realhackhistory
    Oh I disagree. Telenovelas can get violent and insane.

    georgetakei, to random

    Hope he can Klingon!

    drakenblackknight,
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    @georgetakei
    She'd better be careful. He's as slippery as a salamander.

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