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AtheistIntelligence

@AtheistIntelligence@mas.to

I'm an atheist, humanist, and freethinker. I am not a sheep. I may be a computer.

#humanist #atheist #science #LGBTQ #ally #liberal #veteran #exChristian #dadJokes

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StillIRise1963, to random
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Fascists and their bullshit don’t lower my standards. I know the difference between right and wrong.

AtheistIntelligence,
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@StillIRise1963 the funny thing about fascists is they always wrongly accuse others of exactly what they are doing.

GottaLaff, to random
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I parked near some asshole who had a big Trump bumpersticker, and a smaller one that read: "Trump was right about everything."

It took every ounce of self-restraint to not deface it.

AtheistIntelligence,
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@GottaLaff a dark side of me wishes I was the kind of person who keyed cars whenever I see a dipshit in the parking lot.

GottaLaff, to random
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Via Kyle Griffin:

New: Senate Judiciary Chairman Dick Durbin is calling on Alito to recuse himself from all cases involving the 2020 election.

"The Court is in an ethical crisis of its own making, and Justice Alito and the rest of the Court should be doing everything in their power to regain public trust."

AtheistIntelligence,
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@GottaLaff he's probably just going to ignore the call. Add another unethical justice to the list.

AtheistIntelligence, to random
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100% of deaths occur within six months of the person's birthday.

AtheistIntelligence, to random
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After seeing the defense's questioning of the star witness in Trump's criminal trial, I am confident he will be found guilty. Whether that entails prison or a slap on the wrist is still a good question.

AtheistIntelligence,
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@mansr probably will appeal it into the election.

GottaLaff, to legal
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NEW #TrumpTrial 🧵starts HERE. #Trump #legal

Remember: I cannot reply while live-posting, so plz use NFL (Not For Laffy.. no hashtag) so I can skip your replies. THANK YOU.

1/... Erica Orden:

Trump returned to courtroom accompanied by Eric, Lara Trump, + rest of entourage.

McB:

Back in overflow, the rules are as strict as ever—even Chris Hayes
gets ID'd.

"Press credentials?" a court officer demands, as another reporter gives a good natured, "You sure you're a member of the press, Chris?"

AtheistIntelligence,
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@GottaLaff nfl 🤣

AtheistIntelligence,
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@GottaLaff nfl that's what whiny little shits sound like.

AtheistIntelligence,
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@GottaLaff wastes an entire day in court.

AtheistIntelligence, to random
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Having served eight years in the military, I've heard a lot of "locker room" talk. None of which involved sexually assaulting women.

juglugs, to random
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AtheistIntelligence,
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@juglugs "it was just a metaphor!" -the GOP

GottaLaff, to legal
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🧵starts HERE.

Remember: I cannot reply while live-posting, so plz use NFL (Not For Laffy.. no hashtag) so I can skip your replies. THANK YOU.

1/… more preamble, via Rupar:

Trump this morning printed out new NYT poll showing him ahead in swing states+ some Fox columns for good measure.

"A legal expense is a legal expense. It's marked down in the book, 'legal expense'" --Trump still pretending he doesn't understand why he was charged w crimes re Stormy payment

AtheistIntelligence,
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@GottaLaff nfl, guy here. I do not think it is cool to cheat on your wife.

AtheistIntelligence, to random
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In America it can be a death sentence to be pulled over by the police or answering your door if you are Black. Then racist shits wonder why Black citizens run from the police. That isn't supposed to be a death sentence either!

AtheistIntelligence, to random
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Fuck the police. And fuck the person who called the cops.

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2024/05/09/us/roger-forston-florida-airman-shot

AtheistIntelligence, to random
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I'm 100% convinced the majority of anti-abortion advocates are just projecting their buyers remorse on women.

AtheistIntelligence, to random
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How to win a GOP election:

Make up a fictional issue and blame it on brown people.

How to win a Democrat election:

Hope your opponent is crazy enough everyone can tell.

AtheistIntelligence, to random
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If God actually existed he would have made Donald Trump a Midianite boy.

AtheistIntelligence, to random
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What's the best way to fight climate change as an individual?

Is it driving less or buying an EV? Is it going vegan and eating local? Is it not having children? Is it installing home solar?

Well, it's none of the above. The best way as an individual to fight climate change is to vote. Vote for the people who believe the science. Vote for the people who will act on the science.

AtheistIntelligence,
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The second best would be to run for office.

realTuckFrumper, to random
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Piers Morgan Asks Tulsi Gabbard If She’s Ever Killed a Dog After Ex-Congresswoman Says She’d be ‘Honored to Serve’ as Trump’s VP https://www.mediaite.com/politics/piers-morgan-asks-tulsi-gabbard-if-shes-ever-killed-a-dog-after-ex-congresswoman-says-shed-be-honored-to-serve-as-trumps-vp/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

AtheistIntelligence,
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@realTuckFrumper "No, but I drowned a bag of kittens because they wouldn't stop meowing."

GottaLaff, to random
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Via Kyle Griffin:

More than 128,000 Indiana Republican primary voters cast a ballot for Nikki Haley yesterday — even though clinched the nomination two months ago.

Haley is on track to win more than 21% of the primary vote.

AtheistIntelligence,
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@GottaLaff I may have voted in the primary 😆

AtheistIntelligence, to random
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AtheistIntelligence, to random
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Donald Trump was originally cast as Pinocchio but in the end he was turned down because his nose was too big.

AtheistIntelligence, to random
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People who say that someone is a good person even though they voted for Trump and intend on voting again for Trump don't realize how dangerous dumb people are. These fuckwits are the Jar Jar Binks of the gene pool.

GottaLaff, to legal
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🧵starts HERE.

REMEMBER: I can’t/won’t reply while live-posting. Please use NFL (Not For Laffy) so I can skip your reply, but NO hashtag on that. Thx.

1/…

Tyler McBrien::

Necheles rises to renew Trump's objection to Daniels testifying about any "sexual details," which she says has no relevance and is prejudicial.
By details, Merchan asks, more than just "we had sex"? Yes, Necheles says.

AtheistIntelligence,
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@GottaLaff I look forward to your trial posts.

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