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AtheistIntelligence

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I'm an atheist, humanist, and freethinker. I am not a sheep. I may be a computer.

#humanist #atheist #science #LGBTQ #ally #liberal #veteran #exChristian #dadJokes

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AtheistIntelligence, to random
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Good morning everyone but Trump, you're probably still sleeping, and fuck you!

GottaLaff, to random
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'Night all. I'm getting offline while still in a good mood because you guys have been amazing today.

If news alerts force me to, I'll post them. Maybe I'll start charging them the way Trump charges down-ballot candidates who use his name, image and likeness.

AtheistIntelligence,
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@punkhaiku @GottaLaff same. I've been refreshing for about an hour.

GottaLaff, (edited ) to legal
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1/... Klasfeld:

News #TrumpTrial #legal

In #Trump's NY criminal case, prosecutors file so-called "Sandoval" notice—disclosing unchged prior bad acts they intend to use at trial to impeach his credibility.

The list rattles off NYAG civil fraud case, #EJeanCarroll case, & more.
"If the defendant chooses to testify, the People intend to inquire regarding the following"

Full list of litigation prosecutors intend to confront Trump w, if given the green light by judge: https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/24554324-peoples-sandoval-notice-filed

AtheistIntelligence,
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@GottaLaff I wish Trump would testify because I know he will rant and bitch about nothing and the judge won't have it. But we all know Trump is weak, pathetic, and a loser. He won't testify.

AtheistIntelligence, to random
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Good morning!

#morning #Wednesdayvibe

GottaLaff, to legal
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Starting a new thread 🧵 1/...

Via Inner City Press (I call him Press):

Trump's lawyer Blanche: There are a number of the jurors that we have social media posts for very much contrary to what they said. We don't want to confront them openly

Judge: They were not told it is an anonymous jury.
Trump's lawyer Blanche: Juror number 1 has a series of extraordinarily hostile Facebook posts-
Judge: Can I see them?... Was I handed the right thing? The sheet has 2 screen grabs

AtheistIntelligence,
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@GottaLaff please, please, please let him keep testing the judge.

AtheistIntelligence,
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@GottaLaff NFL

I betcha Trump's depends are filling up right this moment.

AtheistIntelligence, to random
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It's looking more and more likely #Trump took Ambien instead of Viagra before heading to trial.

#dozinDonnie #sleepydon

GottaLaff, to random
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Oh well.

Via Daniel Barnes:

Justice is back at the Supreme Court this morning after missing Monday’s arguments. The court did not provide an explanation for his absence yesterday.

AtheistIntelligence,
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@GottaLaff he was accepting a briefcase full of unmarked bills.

GottaLaff, to legal
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I’ll start a 🧵

I will NOT (& often CANNOT) answer questions, so please don’t ask me any. If you have a comment/question for the universe, please label it “NFL” (Not For Laffy) so I can skip thru my replies.

1/… Via Pagliery:

Trump is sitting in court now, surrounded on both sides by his lawyers.
(More…)

AtheistIntelligence,
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benroyce, to woke
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Sometimes you just nod off, you know?

You have a little daydream. This particular reverie features Hillary Clinton on trial for... well, I don't know. The fantasy is more important than the reality, right? Right?

Psst... you can't sleep through this Donald. There is no escape from the reckoning you are due. Accountability. Responsibility. You've been dodging it your entire pampered, coddled manchild life.

Oh Donald? Donald...

You need to be, uh, #woke. 🤭

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tristansnell, to random
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Trump fell asleep at his criminal trial.

Looks like Sleepy Don is too old and low-energy to be president.

AtheistIntelligence,
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@tristansnell #dozinDonnie isn't fit to be president.

AtheistIntelligence, to random
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💀

AtheistIntelligence, to random
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I was frantically warned by family that with Biden as president my taxes would go through the roof.

Because of Biden, I have had the ability to use the solar tax credit and electric vehicle tax credit. I haven't paid a single cent in federal taxes for the last two years and I will not pay any for 2024 either.

If it had been Trump I would have owed.

GottaLaff, to random
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Unconfirmed...

👀Via Angry Staffer:

Unconfirmed, but if accurate, it could indicate a large-scale electronic warfare (EW) operation.

Omar Abu Layla (Syrian Expert (Conflict Research, Media, and Humanitarian Development). CEO of DeirEzzor24
MPP Princeton, PrincetonSPIA
alum):

🚨🚨

There is significant interference with the GPS navigation system in Syria, Lebanon, and even Iraq.

AtheistIntelligence,
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@CMDoran @GottaLaff could be Iran, Russia, or Israel.

AtheistIntelligence, to random
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God doesn't exist because if he did, he would have killed Adam Sandler along with the Midianites.

GottaLaff, to legal
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🧵NEW THREAD for here. 1/...

Apparently Trump woke up.

Via Orden:

Trump has re-entered the courtroom, per pool, but the video feed hasn't yet been turned on in the overflow room.

AtheistIntelligence,
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@GottaLaff well they are the first two to be disqualified.

AtheistIntelligence,
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@phaedral @GottaLaff NFL

He's on horse tranquilizer and ivermectin

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GottaLaff, to legal
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🧵NEW THREAD for #TrumpTrial #legal #Trump here. 1/...

Break is over in courtroom. I've caught you up on most everything in previous toots, so go to my feed for details.

Press:

Prosecutor: Michael Cohen accepted responsibility. So we should be allowed to bring that out on direct and that he lied on Defendant's behest. That changed, when Michael Cohen decided to accept responsibility. So evidence about the plea is essential

AtheistIntelligence,
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GottaLaff, (edited ) to legal
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arrived Monday at a New York court for the start of jury selection in his hush money/election interference trial, marking a singular moment in U.S. history.

It’s the first criminal trial of any former U.S. commander-in-chief and the first of Trump’s four indictments to go to trial.
https://apnews.com/article/8da8759352478be8effd3d5734aae35e

AtheistIntelligence,
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@GottaLaff excited 😊

AtheistIntelligence,
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@SherBeareth @GottaLaff beats watching Surivor 😀

dgar, to random
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Waiter: Would you like some olive oil on your pasta?

Customer: Is it extra virgin?

Waiter: tearing up No it’s the same price.

.
Sorry about the oil pun.

That was crude.

I try to be more refined.

AtheistIntelligence,
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@dgar you, my good sir, are not getting a tip tonight. But I'll make it appear you might.

AtheistIntelligence, to random
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In a few months magats are going to be bitching that because of Biden they can't pay their rent, but in reality it was because they sunk their savings into #TruthSocial stock.

AtheistIntelligence, to random
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@GottaLaff are we going to be getting live updates on the trial today? 👀😃

AtheistIntelligence,
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@GottaLaff we appreciate everything you do!

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