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AtheistIntelligence

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I'm an atheist, humanist, and freethinker. I am not a sheep. I may be a computer.

#humanist #atheist #science #LGBTQ #ally #liberal #veteran #exChristian #dadJokes

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I'm brainstorming all the different ways my son will be introduced to Christianity by family (obviously against my wishes). What other methods do you think they will sneak Jesus in and what would be the best way to prepare him for these claims?

▪️Jesus / God loves you
▪️Jesus / God knows everything
▪️Jesus / God made you / everything
▪️Jesus / God can do anything
▪️Family member / friend is in heaven
▪️Christmas is Jesus's birthday
▪️Jesus died for your sins
▪️Jesus rose from the dead on Easter

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@mansr I can see kids in school saying that but, I at least hope, my family wouldn't consider that a great introduction to Christianity for a child. But you never know.

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@mansr good one. They don't say grace, but I wouldn't hold it past my sister in law to pick it up just for a reason to mention god.

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We all know that the GOP always accuses the Democrats of whatever it is they are guilty of.

Take the Biden impeachment inquiry. The real corruption we should be investigating is by Jared Kushner, the son-in-law of Donald Trump, whose private fund received $2 billion from the Saudis. Republicans want to distract from that by accusing Joe Biden of corruption, without any evidence, because his son Hunter made money from foreign sources.

Every accusation is a confession. That’s how we know that there is much for them to hide when it comes to Jared Kushner. You can tell by how desperate they are to claim the Biden family is corrupt.

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@georgetakei I never realized there were so many Republicans who secretly wanted to be responsible for the first black female president by impeaching Biden. 😉

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Me when trying to convince my wife the lentils I cooked are good.

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The more and more time passes the more I believe America is fucked.

We have traitors in our government and nobody is really doing anything about it.

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🤦‍♀️ Via Dem Strategist Sawyer Hackett:

Speaker Kevin #McCarthy just launched an #impeachment inquiry into President #Biden WITHOUT a vote in the House.

This tweet is still up on his account.

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@GottaLaff the moment the GOP didn't dissolve after January 6th is the moment they've become co-conspirators with Donald Trump.

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I'd take a casserole over thoughts and prayers. If it makes you feel better, you can think and pray over the cheesy hashbrowns.

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I wonder if when major developer companies spot a bug in their programs during development, they document the bug but don't fix it so that they can sell expensive 24/7 support for the product to their customers.

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@mansr smart. I've done a similar thing when it came to some minor scripting.

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Jesus should have just obeyed the law.

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Mary had a little lamb...

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The biggest gut punch as a parent is your child telling you they are finally going to university, then before your excitement can fully develop, they tell you the school is PragerU.

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From the same people who think shooting them or state executions are also valid options.

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Stop trying and accept defeat you losers.

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It's easier than you think.

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@mansr Sweeney Todd 'em.

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Mitch McConnell debated leaving his turtle shell again today while talking to the press.

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Look at this photograph,
Every time I do, it makes me laugh

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Trump's mugshot.

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Who has two thumbs and doesn't have a mugshot?

This guy 👍👍

#trump #indictment #mugshot

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Well would you marvel at that.

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