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stevecantsmell

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Some good. Some funny. Some indifferent.
I love almost everyone, except Nazis & TERFs.
Puns are like farts: You have to let them out and hope they do as little damage as possible while being secretly proud.
he/him/his.
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Policy of Truth (but may contain errors or inaccuracies) - Depeche Mode


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In Heat at the Moment - Asia

#SongsOnCatsPlaylist
#HashTagGames

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"Take the cannoli"
"This is how you make a sauce"
"Can't do it, Sally"

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Look at the bunnies!
See how they kill each other
Kids should not watch this!

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Man kills man with bone
Bone turns into a spaceship
Big ol' space baby

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The Big Chillax


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Rude Gooliani has been ordered to appear in AZ within 30 days for booking. They aren't messing around.

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@noondlyt I love how he got Andrewtated by posting too much online.

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Sunday Morning Coming Downstairs for Breakfast With a new Tattoo


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He fired 500 people because a woman told him “no.”
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/inside-story-elon-musk-mass-100216178.html

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@fraying I remember on twitter Existential Comics said he wasn’t an Ayn Rand hero but one of the mooching villains who lives on government handouts and Musk lost his shit. Then years later when Tesla broke a trillion he went back to the argument to prove he wasn’t laying awake thinking about it or anything.

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@mivox @fraying

Receipts!

https://twitter.com/existentialcoms/status/1464686423596945408?lang=en

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What is the thing(s) that attracts you to a person romantically or otherwise?

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@RickiTarr sense of humour

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Back in my day, people who "said back in my day" were old and not young like me.

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Chessie’s Girl

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Wichita Railroadman

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How many times a day my cis-het white male lab-mate says "woke"


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People seem to get confused when you follow them around playing a flute

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@donni "What in the Jethro Tull is going on?!"

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ED209


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They say you can use baking soda to tenderize meat. But for human flesh, I recommend Armie Hammer

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Anyone else reluctant to get a new online service/account because you're reluctant to memorize yet another password? Is it just me? If so, get off my lawn!

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Cleves of Grass


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Congratulations Arizona! You’ve discovered the power of prayer!

Because of this along with a 160 year old law Arizona has outlawed abortion—stripping women of their bodily autonomy and putting lives at risk

Let me be clear

If you abstain from voting or vote 3rd party: you are directly attacking me and all women

Vote.

Take back the house. Enshrine Reproductive Rights.

video/mp4

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@flexghost this is unsettling

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Watergate - ABBA


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You know what's great for heartburn? A big bowl of spicy chili with onion. Oops.

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Good morning. Making crepes, for who?

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Golden Lumbers


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@TechBean @evewrites @rc_ha_tc

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