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kevbob

@kevbob@xoxo.zone

Scratching that good ol parasocial itch. Alum: Flickr; Glitch the game (proto-Slack); Cozy of PDX; current: Innago. Trust & safety vet & fraud fighter. PDX 🇺🇸 🌎 CEB 🌏 🇵🇭. Lots of bad dad jokes, sometimes something only I will understand. Occasional short rants. A few reposts of things that interest me or I feel strongly about. He/him

I terminated Jason Calcanis’ Flickr API key in the ‘naughts.

Most posts auto-delete after 2 to 4 weeks. Most dog and cat related posts do not.

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kevbob, to random
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We had a red delicious apple in the fridge which I cut up to soften some brown sugar. Took a bit of the remainder of the apple and the skin is like bitter shoe leather. Just the worst apples.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/red-delicious-apples-suck_n_5b630199e4b0b15abaa061af

danhon, to random
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Welp, looks like I'm switching from Ivory to Phanpy on mobile at least.

(Gosh not because the Ivory devs have done or said something, but because Phanpy development and feature additions/experience are so good & different. Such a good PWA)

kevbob,
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@danhon it’s really the best experience for me. And I like not needing to update an app.

kevbob, to random
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Americans and their gun obsessions are in the FAAFO stage when traveling to Turks and Caicos.

BlackenedGreen, to random
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Let brownies cool completely in the pan before cutting, my ass

kevbob,
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@BlackenedGreen bakes bread, reads:

"Sourdough should be cooled all the way to room temperature before you slice into it. This can take a few hours and even up to overnight."

NOPE. GET IN THE SEA.

vicster, to random
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It's about to be illegal for me to wear a mask to fucking Harris Teeter and Target.

https://www.wral.com/amp/21433199/

kevbob,
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@vicster insane.

kevbob,
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@vicster gerrymandered to hell.

kevbob, to random
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Been rewatching Breaking Bad for the 4th time, and S5E1 made me a little sad when Walter was celebrating his 52nd birthday at a Dennys.

He accomplished so much more by 52 than I did by that age.

mathowie, to random
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I thought I knew what the phrase “no fucks left to give” meant and then I ran into a guy on my daily dog walk with a blazing head of white hair, probably in his mid-70s, always shirtless wearing shorts and shoes only, carrying a giant tumbler of coffee and out for his morning stroll.

kevbob,
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@mathowie

cue Dave Grohl scream

THERE GOES MY HERO-
WATCH HIM AS HE GOES-

kevbob, to random
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How did you elect that man, NYC? This country is such a colossal electoral mess.

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"No one in our sample of 222,489 completed Wordles faced this scenario!" - I have to stop doing that...

Wordle 1,061 5/6*

🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛
🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛
🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛
🟩🟩🟨⬛⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

kevbob,
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@rodmur they should word it as: “You are as special as a snowflake or a fingerprint! No one else is like you!”

Wordle 1,061 3/6*

⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜
🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

jwz, to random
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The mail settings got screwed up somehow on my mom's iPad and she went into the Apple store to get them to help her reset it. They told her, "Your iPad is too old, mail is no longer supported on it."

kevbob,
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@jwz someone needs to go in there in a white tank top, red shorts and a clown sledgehammer that squeaks when you hit something and smack the genius lab table with it.

kevbob, to statistics
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The average parking lot in the US has 38.4% of cars with people staring at their phones for 30 minutes or more. 42.7% of those are scrolling through suggested TikTok videos. 23.8% of the cars leave the engine running.

#statistics

kevbob, to random
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When neighbors walking their dogs down my street let me pet them I always tell the dog I love them too.
❤️🐶

kevbob, (edited ) to gardening
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Thank heaven for my Ryobi electric chainsaw. You could barely see that gate before. Taming the jungle.

kevbob, to animals
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“When is mommy getting home?”
#dogsofmastodon

kevbob, to animals
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boop the snoots
#dogsofmastodon

Close-up of a dog's face with sunlight highlighting its eyes and fur.

kevbob, to random
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"Inexpensive Seagull electric car has US automakers, politicians trembling with fear"

We have been down this road before, the car industry got decimated in the 80s and 90s because they were arrogant against superior Japanese vehicles for too long. Now it's repeating. Addicted to supplying gas guzzling civilian tanks that cost as much as a condo, they risk getting wiped out again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvuDiX3CM7Q

standardpixel, to random
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Shop Local

kevbob,
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@standardpixel @d you mean Outback Steakhouse.

/me runs

kevbob, to random
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checks forecast, sees no rain

Brain interprets:

👧🐝📺

kevbob, to random
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Dear neighbor who can’t remember my name-

I’m happy you got to use the tank and a half of propane I gave you a couple weeks ago (a $30 value) with those amazing steaks you were cooking up for friends at dinner tonight.

No, I didn’t want any, what makes you think that, I’m just happy you got to use them. They sure smelled good.

kevbob, to random
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Look at the sneaky blackberry, who knows very well they aren’t allowed in my yard pretending to be a lilac like I wouldn’t notice. You’re outta here, prick(ly plant).

kevbob,
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I have enough trouble with mint sending its tendrils under and across the property, blackberry plants are verboten. (Love the fruit, do not want the plant.)

kevbob,
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@Axomamma oh I have my dogs perform that task for us. 😂

I’m prepping this house to sell, I want it to be someone else’s problem. The blackberries haven’t been too much trouble, I usually get an intruder 3 or 4 times a year, I just dig out the visible part when it shows and I’ve been good with that.

kevbob, to animals
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Two devices, one charger.

kevbob, to random
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Took my breath away. I’m not gonna tell you where to find this article it doesn’t matter. 🤡

kevbob,
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@zeruch pure stupid. He’s some blockchain blockhead.

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