@markarayner@mas.to
@markarayner@mas.to avatar

markarayner

@markarayner@mas.to

Human-shaped, monkey-loving, robot-fighting, pirate-hearted, storytelling junkie, Mark is an award-winning author of satire and science fiction.

(alt texts: avatar is mark looking worried in a space helmet. The banner is a herd of dairy cattle running away from an invading swarm of UFOs.)

This profile is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

markarayner, to Clowns
@markarayner@mas.to avatar

Even with mild coulrophobia, I find this hilarious.

#clown #clowns #coulrophobia #humor #humour #commercial #ad

clown addresses the camera: It's time for daddy to bring the funny. A kid's birthday party. Woman telling friend how she got all the stuff for the party from wal-mart. Clown enters, jumps on unicorn toy and starts screaming in a terrifying way. Video switches to black and white and disturbing music plays as children run and scream.

markarayner, to Cat
@markarayner@mas.to avatar

I hope there's a great crop of #caturday posts today!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

markarayner, to ireland
@markarayner@mas.to avatar

Oh, well, if you BESEECH me, then sure!

markarayner, to Dog
@markarayner@mas.to avatar

Flight of the Chonkries [sound on]

#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #puppy #puppies #humor #humour #adorable

a rotund puppy rides on a robot vacuum with its back legs splayed out while Flight of the Valkryies plays

markarayner, to Cat
@markarayner@mas.to avatar

Too cool for #caturday

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #mood

markarayner, to Humor
@markarayner@mas.to avatar

I'm saddened to report this got a look of confusion from my undergrads during the lecture on color theory this week.

#rodstewart #colortheory #color #humor #humour #funny #pun #puns

markarayner,
@markarayner@mas.to avatar

@Cassandra I was hopeful -- got a big laugh last year. But I suspect they just have no idea who this is.

markarayner, to Cat
@markarayner@mas.to avatar

“I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.”

#dune #dune2 #BeneGesserit #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour

markarayner, to Humor
@markarayner@mas.to avatar

Fair warning: Tim is a wizard.

Proofreading: it matters!

#signs #weird #humor #humour #montypython #writing #writingcommunity

markarayner, to Cat
@markarayner@mas.to avatar

palindrome!

markarayner, to books
@markarayner@mas.to avatar

I mean, would it kill you to let Cathy tell you about her ferrets?

markarayner, to Animal
@markarayner@mas.to avatar

Current mood

markarayner, to Humor
@markarayner@mas.to avatar

Quality trolling

markarayner, to Cat
@markarayner@mas.to avatar

When you fibbed a little on your resume, but you still got the job.

#caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

markarayner, to fanfiction
@markarayner@mas.to avatar

"There can be only one."

#nerd #nerdrage #odd #weird #fandom #humor #humour

markarayner, to Humor
@markarayner@mas.to avatar

This is surprisingly tasty if you add some Sriracha sauce.

#weird #signs #humor #humour #dystopia

markarayner, to Cat
@markarayner@mas.to avatar

There are two kinds of cats: murder and doofus.

#caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

markarayner, to Cat
@markarayner@mas.to avatar

Welcome to an ridiculously cuddly #caturday

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #cuteoverload #humor #humour

markarayner, to Humor
@markarayner@mas.to avatar

Well, hello there.

#texting #humor #humour

markarayner, to Typography
@markarayner@mas.to avatar

Typography: it matters!

(Still, that seems like a good deal on mice.)

#typography #proofreading #writing #writingcommunity #humor #humour

markarayner, to Cat
@markarayner@mas.to avatar

That feeling when you really don't know what happens next in the story.

#caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #writing #wip #writingcommunity

markarayner, to Cat
@markarayner@mas.to avatar

Maximum cat here. [sound on!!!]

#caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

cat hisses at a finger pointed at it, and then licks the fingers, making yum yum sounds. the person says "i love you" and the cat hisses again

markarayner, to Humor
@markarayner@mas.to avatar

Is it too early to be thinking about happy hour?

#friday #fridayfeeling #fridayvibe #humor #humour #beer

markarayner, to Typography
@markarayner@mas.to avatar

I'm so confused right now.

#typography #semicolon #humor #humour #writing #writingcommunity #art #ReneMagritte

markarayner, to Humor
@markarayner@mas.to avatar

Happy Valentine's Day everyone!

#valentinesday #valentine #valentines #humor #humour #theshining

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • •
  • megavids
  • thenastyranch
  • rosin
  • GTA5RPClips
  • osvaldo12
  • love
  • Youngstown
  • slotface
  • khanakhh
  • everett
  • kavyap
  • mdbf
  • DreamBathrooms
  • ngwrru68w68
  • provamag3
  • magazineikmin
  • InstantRegret
  • normalnudes
  • tacticalgear
  • cubers
  • ethstaker
  • modclub
  • cisconetworking
  • Durango
  • anitta
  • Leos
  • tester
  • JUstTest
  • All magazines
    •