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markarayner

@markarayner@mas.to

Human-shaped, monkey-loving, robot-fighting, pirate-hearted, storytelling junkie, Mark is an award-winning author of satire and science fiction.

(alt texts: avatar is mark looking worried in a space helmet. The banner is a herd of dairy cattle running away from an invading swarm of UFOs.)

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markarayner, to Cat
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Beware the Laundry Goblin on this fresh-scented #caturday

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humour #humour

markarayner, to Humor
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When you're over 50 and you "slept wrong".

markarayner, to Humor
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When your duck is into cosplay.

#duck #ducks #dinosaurs #trex #humor #humour #funny

markarayner, to random
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Umberto Eco has a cogent essay about how to spot the signs of what he calls "Ur-Fascism", or the essential components of fascism.

I turned it into an infographic, because, well, you know why...

Mirror of the article here: https://theanarchistlibrary.org/library/umberto-eco-ur-fascism

markarayner,
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@vruz Thanks for the heads up! Try this: https://theanarchistlibrary.org/library/umberto-eco-ur-fascism

markarayner, to writing
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This is how I like to think of writing.

#writingcommunity #writing #books #book #writinglife #WIP #creativity

markarayner, to Cat
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Yes, you can has cheez!

Hope everyone's enjoying a tasty #caturday, like me. (I just got back from the Food & Wine show here in London, Ontario. A lovely way to spend a winter day!)

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #caturday #humor #humour #cheese #cheeseislife #ldnont

markarayner, to Cat
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Welcome to a wintry #caturday

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

markarayner, to Meme
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Some days you just want to say "fuck it" and take your Majungasaurus for a walk.

#dinosaur #dinosaurs #meme #memes #humor #humour

markarayner, to Cat
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I feel you kitty, I do. [sound on]

#cat #cats #monday #mondays #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #mondaymotivation

a grey and white cat sound asleep that is having a nightmare -- it wakes and hisses. the caption reads: When you dream about work on the weekend

markarayner, to Typography
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Typography: it matters!

#typography #font #fonts #fontchoice #humor #humour #proofreading #writingcommunity

markarayner, to Cat
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Hope everyone is enjoying a restful, and liquid, #caturday!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #CatsAreALiquid

markarayner, to Cat
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Welcome to another villainous #caturday!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

markarayner, to Humor
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Fine, but it doesn't say anything about a nice bit of graffiti

#weird #signs #humor #humour #stickers

markarayner, to writing
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The siren call of the em-dash.

#writing #writingcommunity #books #book #writinglife #humor #humour #memes #funny #bookstodon

markarayner, to comics
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Some new proofreading marks to help your writing really jump off the page this year.

markarayner, to Cat
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The artist proudly displaying her work: "Unraveled ."

#caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

markarayner, to Cat
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Visual representation of the period between Christmas and New Year's.

a cute grey tabby wakes up from sleeping on a chair, stretches, and then jumps down onto the ground, where she lies down and stretches, falls back asleep

markarayner, to Cat
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Yes, yes, I meant to do that. [sound on]

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

Orange cat on a kitchen counter inadvertently causes all of the pots and pans and other accoutrements of kitchen work to fall on the floor in a massive clang

markarayner, to husky
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The drama queen is in fine form today! [sound on, seriously!]

#husky #dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour #funny #singing

husky singing as it is accompanied by a piano that makes it sound almost like music -- almost

markarayner,
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@Jennifer I keep posting it every once in a while -- it just makes me so happy :)

markarayner, to Cat
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The world's first kitty-kaiju -- Mittens -- did not appreciate being put on the "naughty list"

markarayner, to Humor
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🎶 You better watch out,
You better not cry,
Better not pout,
I'm telling you why:
Santa Claus is comin' to town.🎶

monsterously sized santa claus with glowing eyes stomping down a snowy suburban street with glowing eyes, and making a gigantic, ominous jingle with each step -- the person watching this beast is breathing hard, frightened. Santa hears her and crawls up to the picture windows, looking for his prey. When he spots her, his glowing blue eyes turn red and there is a deafening sound. She screams.

markarayner, to Cat
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Beware, the beast of #caturday!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #cute #humor #humour

markarayner, to books
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Robert gave The Fatness five stars!

"Keelan Cavanaugh has a few extra pounds to lose, like most of us. Except he's in the slammer until he loses them. This book is hilarious, suspenseful, and actually full of useful, though sometimes infuriating information."

On sale for the holiday, $3.99US ($6 off)

At Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0751X1DTH

Other ebook formats on Smashwords, coupon KL23E: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/744114

#book #books #satire #humor #humour #darkcomedy #bookstodon #ebook #ebooks

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