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Neat_hot

@Neat_hot@beige.party

Not as smart as I think, not as funny as I look

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RickiTarr, to random
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Is this what y'all think living with me is like?!

Neat_hot,
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@RickiTarr I thought the whole point of being at home was not having to talk to anyone‽

Binder, to random
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Tesla’s Oops All Crumple Zones commitment to engineering.

Neat_hot,
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@Binder I thought Tesla’s crumple zone was the other vehicle‽

RickiTarr, to random
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This was a fun one, so let's do it again. What is something you've learned that seems unlikely, even though you know it's true? Here's one I think about a lot:

Sight, while being something something many people are born with, is not an innate ability, but something we learn to do. People who were born blind or were blind for a long time, who get sight, have to learn to see.

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@mikey @RickiTarr Then how do you explain how in Ant-Man and the Wasp: Ferngullymania, everything was very colorful‽

RickiTarr, to random
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Y'ALL BETTER NOT MAKE FUN OF MY JONAS BROTHER'S POPCORN

Neat_hot,
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@RickiTarr Everybody wants a taste, that's why (that's why) they still get jealous

RickiTarr, to random
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Gummi Worms are probably the best kind of worms I've eaten.

Neat_hot,
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@RickiTarr Chew without rhythm

GrimmReality, to random
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Not sure which one of you nerds fields these complaints but "indefatigable" should mean the exact opposite of what it means.

Neat_hot,
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@GrimmReality It's from "indie fatigable", when you grow weary of that mainstream corporate fatigable.

Cassandra, to random
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I'd been wondering what the timeline for societal collapse would be.

“[T]he Government of Canada’s centre of excellence in foresight” suggests the 3- to 8-year range for things like “People cannot tell what is true and what is not” and “Biodiversity is lost and ecosystems collapse.”
https://mastodon.world/@shonin/112488112731579762

Neat_hot,
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@Cassandra

Good to know. [Checks notes]... Cassandra, is it?

I hate living in this time of "there's no point making long term plans because we're all going to die, but not like, right away, so you still need to make intermediate plans."

the_etrain, to random
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My friend just said "no pair of shorts is worth $80", if you're wondering how wild this party is.

Neat_hot,
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@the_etrain Better start over.

Alice, to random
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You can try to distract me with a woman wearing a shirt with a boob cutout and not one but TWO bucket hats, but your shoes will always be ugly, skechers.

Neat_hot,
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@Alice As far as I'm concerned, there's only two things you need to know about Sketchers: 1) They are the only company I have found who offered a purple slip-on in my size, and 2) They have discontinued the aforementioned purple slip-on in my size.

the_etrain, to random
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We have peonies! Repeat: we have peonies! Over.

Neat_hot,
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@the_etrain You have big pink WHAT‽

Neat_hot,
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@the_etrain
In the garden, welcome to the garden
Watch these bloomin' peon-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-nies, 'nies!

the_etrain, to random
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Just learned there's a garden tool called a scuffle hoe, and I'm like, yah I've dated a few of those.

Neat_hot,
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@the_etrain Are you a rake?

RickiTarr, to random
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Would half chicken half ducks be called Chucks or Dickens?

Neat_hot,
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@RickiTarr Half chicken half duck sounds like some kind of David Copperfield magic.

Neat_hot, to random
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What are some fun ways people use to distract from the crippling existential malaise‽

RickiTarr, to random
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A Taco Salad is just one big nacho.

Neat_hot,
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@RickiTarr One weird secret Big Nacho doesn't want you to know!

Neat_hot, to random
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There are two situations in which one should be ambiguous.

the_etrain, to random
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Whoa buddy. It's a bio, not a confessional booth.

Neat_hot,
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@the_etrain My biome is a taiga.

Alice, (edited ) to random
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Plastic
Metal
Water
Hat
Head
KFC
Ice
Champagne
Paint

Don’t mind me, just working on my bucket list.

Neat_hot,
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@Alice Slop

the_etrain, to random
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F250 Super Doody

Neat_hot,
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@the_etrain Haha, gottem!

RickiTarr, to random
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Anyway, sometimes my brain creates really sad scenarios, and I play out my reactions to these scenarios, and it makes me really upset, but it's like I'm trying to prepare myself for every possibility even though it's both impossible and destructive.

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@RickiTarr What if raccoons had little bicycles, but then you trip on one because you weren’t looking out for raccoons on little bicycles‽

Neat_hot, to random
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Nepo babies are out, Neapolitan babies are in.

Neat_hot,
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@the_etrain Try tri-babies!

RickiTarr, to random
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Seriously heard someone saying they don't listen to many black artists, because they aren't really into rap. Bitch please, feel free to share songs from Black artists from any genre. Here is one of my favorites, if you like this song please check out her other work:

https://youtu.be/KovrJ8HXI1Q?si=HOYIG7YMuAUTsJz6

Neat_hot,
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@RickiTarr Sister Rosetta Tharpe:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9a49oFalZE

RickiTarr, to random
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Okay, I wanted to make a joke that I can't possibly choose between dogs and cats, I can't even choose between men and women, because I'm bi-furrious. BUT I know y'all would make jokes about me in the comments, because you all are perverts. GET YOUR MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTER!

Neat_hot,
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@RickiTarr If you also celebrate both Lent and Ramadan, are you Bi-fast and Bi-furrious?

Neat_hot, to random
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People keep talking about the future like it's still coming‽ The future already happened. We're in the post-future now. There is no more future from here.

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