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nixCraft, to random
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aiBIOS coming soon 😒 They are forcing the AI to everyone even if you don’t need it 😂 This makes no sense at all.

GreenKnight23,
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@nixCraft when will BIOS just become OS?

nixCraft, to linux
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Satya Nadella says Windows PCs will have a photographic memory feature called Recall that will remember and understand everything you do on your computer by taking constant screenshots. This is a great reason to ditch windows altogether. Switch to 🧑‍💻 They don’t care about your privacy or safety anymore and not hiding it either. Source https://youtu.be/uHEPBzYick0?si=2ekH11gESoyDeq3D

GreenKnight23,
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@nixCraft "it's all happening locally"

what a putrid lying sack of shit.

fuck this guy and everyone empowering him.

I'll straight up pull a Cooper Howard on every person responsible for this in the apocalyptic wasteland when it comes.

I'm not a violent person, but this fucker has the AUDACITY to sit there and fucking LIE to me because he thinks I'm too stupid to realize it. dude needs a reality adjustment with a sock full of oranges.

fuck Satya Nadella, fuck Microsoft, fuck "AI"

nixCraft, to random
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Why did the router wear a VPN?

To mask its IP address!

GreenKnight23,
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@nixCraft wouldn't that make the VPN a beard?

nixCraft, to random
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Don't lie to me: How many browser tabs do you have open right now? 🤔

GreenKnight23,
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@nixCraft
mobile A - 57
mobile B - 212
laptop A - 32
laptop B - 74
laptop C - 15

I know I must be forgetting a system but that's most my daily drivers...

am I a bad person?

warandpeas, to random
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Honesty

GreenKnight23,
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@warandpeas jokes on him, she's ready to murder him with that scalding hot tea.

nixCraft, (edited ) to security
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Roku Says Hackers Gained Access to 576,000 Accounts in Latest Data-Breach Incident https://www.wsj.com/tech/roku-says-hackers-gained-access-to-576-000-accounts-in-latest-data-breach-incident-8f73ab15 #security #infosec EDIT: Paywall bypass link: https://archive.ph/fY3JN thanks @Xavier

GreenKnight23,
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arstechnica, to random
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Fairbuds take the Fairphone’s repairability down to seemingly impossible size

Swap the batteries, tips, charging case, shell, or even just individual buds.

https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2024/04/fairbuds-take-the-fairphones-repairability-down-to-seemingly-impossible-size/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

GreenKnight23,
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@arstechnica "Fairbuds take the Fairbud’s repairability down to seemingly impossible size"

I fixed your shitty clickbait title to be factually accurate.

If I'm reporting on the reparability of my John Deere tractor, I'm not going to say it's impossible to fix the tractor because the tires can't be patched.

do y'all just have AI write all your content?

arstechnica, to random
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Claims of TikTok whistleblower may not add up

He only worked there 6 months and many of his allegations are improbable at best.

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2024/04/claims-of-tiktok-whistleblower-may-not-add-up/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

GreenKnight23,
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@arstechnica this wouldn't happen to be in relation to the investments that your parent company, Condé Nast Digital, has in China would it?

I mean, it would be highly inappropriate and unethical if it was found that this was a hit piece to discredit claims made by the whistleblower if ars had any connection to bytedance....

https://adage.com/article/special-report-newfronts/tiktok-announce-deals-nbcu-conde-nast-and-buzzfeed-closed-door-newfronts/2492491

arstechnica, to random
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FCC won’t block California net neutrality law, says states can “experiment”

State enforcement makes ISPs more likely to comply, FCC says.

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2024/04/fcc-wont-block-california-net-neutrality-law-says-states-can-experiment/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

GreenKnight23,
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@arstechnica my ISP won't let me be, and the FCC says "don't bother me", now everybody just follow me, and call your senator to set us free.

la da da da da

holyramenempire, to trans
GreenKnight23,
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@EndemicEarthling @holyramenempire aww cmon. can't a guy get his junk roasted by another guy if he wants it? /s

Daojoan, (edited ) to random
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Do you find you "need" other people less since COVID? On an emotional level?

I feel less dependent on other folks. In both a good way, and a slightly lonely way.

Curious if that resonates?

GreenKnight23,
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@Daojoan it's quite the opposite. before covid, I was very independent and driven.

now, I have to emotionally lean against my spouse to get anything done. I've honestly lost 90% of my will to live, and it's just so tiring to use my anger to motivate myself like I used to.

now I'm just lost in a sea of apathy with random islands of emotional turmoil.

the only sense of normalcy I feel is sharing bits of myself on here(screaming into the void), as if telling myself who I was to who I am.

GottaLaff, to random
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should be ashamed.

GreenKnight23,
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@GottaLaff birds of a feather.

major "news" networks are all untrustworthy because of their dependency on private funding.

I was discussing this recently. news used to be the platform for information. the information WAS the product that was being sold.

then they were able to get more money by injecting advertising. now the advertising IS the product.

there's only one solution; ban advertisements, restore free airtime & stricter regulations for online news to promote freedom of information.

nixCraft, to random
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vim users have an unspoken telepathic network. If one gets stuck trying to exit, another vim user somewhere in the world feels an irresistible compulsion to type ":q!"

GreenKnight23,
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@nixCraft I have a bad habit of hitting escape multiple times, like clicking cooking tongs.

it has been embarrassing at times when writing comments in Jira. it's so easy, esc :x enter.

yeah, esc just closes the comment and erases everything you just wrote without asking if you're sure.

fuck Jira.

GottaLaff, to random
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👏🏻👏🏻Via Kyle Griffin:

President #Biden just announced the White House has approved the cancellation of nearly $6 billion in federal student debt for 78,000 eligible public service workers — including teachers, nurses, and firefighters.

GreenKnight23,
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@tdwllms1 @GottaLaff would have been much faster had the Republicans not been dog shit.

nixCraft, to random
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Nvidia’s Huang says AGI is 5 years away. 😂 Do you believe him? My guess is Jensen really trying to sell those GPUs. https://techcrunch.com/2024/03/19/agi-and-hallucinations/

GreenKnight23,
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@nixCraft "AGI is 5 years away" -man who stands to profit the most from AGI

during the gold rush in California thousands flocked to get rich, and for some it was life-changing. you know who profited the most though? the merchants selling mining tools.

same thing happened with bitcoin too.

and now it's happening again, but something is different.

this time, the merchants are only selling to other merchants. I wonder how that will go 🤔

GottaLaff, to Israel
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🤬NYT—Prime Minister Benjamin #Netanyahu of #Israel on Tuesday brushed aside President #Biden’s opposition to a planned ground invasion of the southern #Gaza city of Rafah, saying that his government would press ahead despite pleas for restraint from the U.S. and key allies.

GreenKnight23,
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@GottaLaff this is not a bug, but a feature.

I wonder how long it will take the current administration to realize that Israel is no longer an ally but a Russian vassal state that's intent on diverting military power away from the true fronts of Ukraine and Taiwan.

cut ties with Naziyahu, evacuate civilians, and liberate Israel from Putin.

arstechnica, to random
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Glassdoor adding users’ real names, job info to profiles without consent

Anonymous review site Glassdoor now consults public sources to identify users.

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2024/03/glassdoor-adding-users-real-names-job-info-to-profiles-without-consent/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

GreenKnight23,
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@arstechnica sounds like a good opportunity for a new site to take their place to encourage public trust.

arstechnica, to random
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Health experts plead for unvaxxed Americans to get measles shot as cases rise

The US hit last year's total in under 12 weeks, suggesting we're in for a bad time.

https://arstechnica.com/science/2024/03/health-experts-plead-for-unvaxxed-americans-to-get-measles-shot-as-cases-rise/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

GreenKnight23,
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@arstechnica start fining people for this shit.

don't want to vax your kid, fine. $1000 a month until your kid is 18.

have proof that the vax is bad? bring your proof, the CDC will test your theory, for $1 million.

conservatives give no fucks about life, but if you touch their money, they'll fall in line.

nixCraft, to random
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the software developers finally seized power and the first thing they do is automate themselves by building AI overload to do their work. classic. 🤷🏻‍♀️

GreenKnight23,
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@nixCraft Idk, I watched someone spend 20 minutes writing an email with AI.

It should have taken 5...

realTuckFrumper, to random
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GreenKnight23,
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arstechnica, to random
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Microsoft compares NYT’s OpenAI lawsuit to movie studios trying to kill the VCR

Microsoft: Copyright law "no more an obstacle to the LLM than it was to the VCR."

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2024/03/microsoft-compares-nyts-openai-lawsuit-to-movie-studios-trying-to-kill-the-vcr/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

GreenKnight23,
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@arstechnica this is great if they win.

it means I can use their services to rewrite popular content like "Herbie Porter" and my all-time favorite fantasy series "Kings of the Rings".

all without getting sued because, "it's not copyright"

nixCraft, to random
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PM: How long is this going to take you?
Me: No idea, I've never done it before.
PM: Well what's your estimate?
Me: Any estimate would be useless because I've no idea what difficulties I'll encounter.
PM: But I need to put a number on the plan. How about 15 days?
Me: Sure, why not? Let's also estimate I'll grow wings and complete this project while flying.

GreenKnight23,
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@nixCraft 15 days later

pm: why isn't this done, you said it would only take 15 days!

Daojoan, to random
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The only place you’ll get this configuration of dudes living together is prison.

So I guess that’s good news for Andrew.

GreenKnight23,
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@Daojoan I got an alpha song for mr taint.

🎶 take it like a maaannn. bend right over to touch your toes just so he can stick in your brown rose 🎶

nocontexttrek, to StarTrek
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GreenKnight23,
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ryanhoulihan, to random
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