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DavBot

@DavBot@nerdculture.de

I can't do the splits.
He/Him
Also neat:
They/Them

I don't believe in the existence of mustard. If you need to ask I cannot make you understand.

Current Job: Pseudo-Ethical burgers.
Skills: Web Design & admin
Decompresses: Games, Streaming, Memes, Videos and Music.

I mostly exist on the edges of the cracks in the spaces between the corners of Nostalgia & Fernweh.

Yep, just another every day human being. What's that? why yes. it is a paper grocery bag full of tiny spiders!

This profile is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

DavBot, to random
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I will always be with you, like a hot fart in an elevator.

"King of Pride Rock" by Hans Zimmer from the Lion King begins to play.

larsfrommars, to random
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this is the most beautiful video ive ever seen. AI art is art. i take everything back

video/mp4

DavBot,
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@larsfrommars @mxtthxw
That story went places. Not college, but places.

I died when the humans arrived and the giga-chad lifeguard cat walked out of the ocean.
🤣

stefan, (edited ) to fediverse
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Hey everyone! I recently posted about my latest project, a universal fediverse sharing button: https://stefanbohacek.com/project/fediverse-sharing-button/

Is this something that you'd find useful for your website or blog?

EDIT: Thanks everyone for sharing and trying this out! I fixed an issue on iOS some of you might have run into, just FYI.

DavBot,
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@stefan
Very cool, very simple code! Im def gonna borrow this. It's unfortunate you need to bloat it up with PHP to slide it into WordPress heh.

noondlyt, to random
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If you want to do something small to acknowledge the climate crisis we are experiencing, don't have anything to do with the crypto market / blockchain and avoid using AI. Pretty fucking simple.

DavBot,
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@noondlyt
Yep, LLM can do some neat things if you pull back the veil of buzzwords and shoe horning, but it's a pig on current hardware and those neat things are just not worth its current energy consumption.

My personal bot's LLM based functions have been on ice for months now until anthropic and/or openrouter start touting models hosted on more efficient hardware. I'll likely be waiting a while heh.

Mrfunkedude, to random
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Excuse me, but I prefer my rage to be artisanal and not manufactured.

DavBot,
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@Mrfunkedude

But if it's not against the machine it's just sparkling rage.

flockofnazguls, to Twitch
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Here's the VOD of tonight's

@synths

Check out this video "Modular Transmission - 2024-05-15" https://www.twitch.tv/flock_of_nazguls/v/2146834042?sr=a&t=0s

DavBot,
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@flockofnazguls @synths

Those visuals...
Hyper dimensional ants.

DavBot,
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@flockofnazguls @synths

https://m.twitch.tv/videos/2141692768

Hits like Dr. Who's Tardis appeared in the head from Zardoz for the side story while Zed was screwing around on main-plot.

DavBot, to random
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Dalí doodles dadaists delivering Duchamp's DaVinci defacement dancing defiantly down La Défense.

Mrfunkedude, to random
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Bring back waxed cups.

DavBot,
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@ferricoxide @Mrfunkedude
Ahhh the 90's crayon scribble.
A classic.

DavBot,
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@ferricoxide @Mrfunkedude
"Evidence of the scribble on drinking containers has been found as far back as the Mesopotamian era, ancient astronaut theorists suggest."

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos from ancient aliens.

DavBot, to random
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I love Wal Mart MasterCard's security. It's foolproof, just lock the card after every single purchase. Easy!

DavBot, to random
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Heck yes... My bike parts are shipped and on the way. I was also able to change the delivery from Wal Mart to a pickup location that I will actually be able to get the parts and not have them sent back because they are not in wal marts system.

Hoping to be back on the road for next week.

JonBaker, to random
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You fucking look me in the eye and tell me Rocky Balboa isn’t a stand user

DavBot,
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@JonBaker
My wife thought Rocky and Rambo were the same person at different points in his life. Like a muscled up Forest Gump.

I will never let her live that down. 🤣

DavBot, to HashtagGames
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Making the slaw, making the slaw!

Making the slaw, making the slaw!

Making the slaw, making the slaw!

Making the slaw, making the slaw!


Beavis and Butthead head banging in their school desks.

chiefgyk3d, to random
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Well TikTok banned me mid live stream for “hate speech” during Fallout 4 like WTF!? That app is a joke. Well luckily I was streaming on Twitch and kept going

DavBot,
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@chiefgyk3d
Hit up an Owncast instance. You can't get banned when you are the platform.

I can spin you one in moments, you just need a subdomain thought up.

DavBot,
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@chiefgyk3d
Slick, yea if your going hard that restreamer is a good idea. This is worth looking at too,

Style up a merged chat overlay/HUD from all the sources.

https://github.com/steveseguin/social_stream#readme

DavBot, to random
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When the new guy asks when payday is.

gif from total recall when the red headed woman disguise malfunctions on Arnold and he can't stop saying two weeks.

Mrfunkedude, (edited ) to random
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What are you gonna do when Funkamania runs wild over you?

DavBot,
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@Mrfunkedude
I thought no three said shower with the people you love.

flockofnazguls, to ElectronicMusic
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    DavBot,
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    @flockofnazguls

    Did the geomagnetic storm make cool music and soundscapes?

    Noo00OO00oo it didn't.

    Take THAT "science."

    gif of an angry little toddler in purple and red shirt from some show with flat bangs making sneering faces while brandishing a hairbrush in your general direction aggressively.

    DavBot,
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    @flockofnazguls
    Yells at sky
    I CAN STILL WATCH NAZ IN THE DAY! HOWBOWDAH SKY?!?! HOWBOWDAH?!?!

    DavBot,
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    @flockofnazguls
    It is green.

    data unable to describe guinans bottle of green real booze she keeps behind the counter to Scotty, instead pulling a George Lucas rhyme (aka callback) to Scotty describing some other alien booze as green in tos.

    DavBot, to animals
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    He always knows when the camera is looking at him.

    gif of my black cat Kuro, sleeping on my black hoodie on a black canvass footrest cube, opening his eyes as I take the photo.

    Mrfunkedude, to random
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    I still think that "Stack Overflow" sounds like what happens when you poop too much before flushing.

    DavBot,
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    @Mrfunkedude

    The Wal Mart bathroom in my town had an incident of "stack overflow"

    I could smell it from the customer service desk.

    It looked like people started hovering over the bowl.

    I went and used Starbucks' facilities.

    vantablack, to KindActions
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    please boost!!! :boostRequest:​

    hey there!

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    i'm currently unemployed and job searching and couch surfing after being kicked out of the place i'd been staying for years. i'm also an impoverished neurodivergent trans woman just trying to survive. details here: https://cyberpunk.lol/@vantablack/112210278064840816

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    DavBot,
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    @vantablack
    Is ur phone good? Being out of communication is not safe. If you gotta keep campaigning for a servicing or burner, gogogo.

    avail, to random
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    What is everyone using for a search engine these days? I was bouncing between Duck Duck Go and Kagi - but Kagi is now in cahoots with Brave which I'm not a fan of so that's out. Duck Duck Go is ok, but curious what else is out there.

    / /

    DavBot,
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    @avail @mxtthxw
    Searxng
    I have an instance here:

    https://search.davbot.work/

    It scrapes results from Google brave Bing duck duck etc. minus all the frilly bits like suggested answers that are pissing folks off then relevance ranks those results.

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