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DavBot

@DavBot@nerdculture.de

I can't do the splits.
He/Him
Also neat:
They/Them

I don't believe in the existence of mustard. If you need to ask I cannot make you understand.

Current Job: Pseudo-Ethical burgers.
Skills: Web Design & admin
Decompresses: Games, Streaming, Memes, Videos and Music.

I mostly exist on the edges of the cracks in the spaces between the corners of Nostalgia & Fernweh.

Yep, just another every day human being. What's that? why yes. it is a paper grocery bag full of tiny spiders!

This profile is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

chiefgyk3d, to random
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Fuck Godaddy, I am trying to transfer a client's domain from Godaddy to Cloudflare and it kept failing and for some reason now it renewed for another year, but says it won't be allowed to transfer until July 22? WTF!? I just unlocked it and transferred it. One of two domains failed.

Godaddy is such shit

DavBot,
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@chiefgyk3d

Boooooo GoDaddy boooooo.
Was it their typical buried unlock setting in a buried menu that got ya?

bloodravenlib, to restaurants
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>Pluralistic: Red Lobster was killed by private equity, not Endless Shrimp (23 May 2024) https://pluralistic.net/2024/05/23/spineless/#invertebrates

A good overview by @pluralistic on Red Lobster's 💋 💀 once private equity vultures swooped in.

On a side note, another example of "bust out" can also be seen in the film "Goodfellas."

DavBot,
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@ferricoxide @pluralistic @bloodravenlib

I can save red lobster.

A Children's play area called the "shrimp farm" with pictures of happy dancing anthropomorphic shrimp eating non anthropomorphic shrimp on the walls. The ball pit tastes like shrimp, the nets and slide tastes like shrimp. The whole place tastes like shrimp. It's a feature.

DavBot, to Youtube
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So... In the hospital, this morning I had a "gastrointestinal event" right before my shift at work, with having two hernia operations prior, I'm not screwing around (things like incarceration, or just finding out if it is a recursion asap.)

Anyhow, I can't comment on any #YouTube videos on the hospital wifi.

#PeerTube on the other hand, no problemo.

BlackAzizAnansi, to random
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What tech issue radicalized you?

DavBot,
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@BlackAzizAnansi
Centralized tech platforms selling your soul to the highest bidder through advertising and algorithms while feigning neutrality.

The singularity has been hijacked.

DavBot, to random
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Lol

DavBot, to random
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Alrighty, if you aren't ready or unable to take the dive and get off windows, here is a guide to turning off Microsoft Recall. (For the time being)

https://pureinfotech.com/disable-recall-windows-11/

Arnold Schwarzenegger in the movie total recall pulling a tracker out of his nose that is actually a hot dog.

mxtthxw, to random
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    DavBot,
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    @mxtthxw
    Can you run a virtual machine and install zoom thru that?

    DavBot, to random
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    I want to live in the universe where dubstep caused world peace. We would probably be exploring the stars and solving global warming by now.

    DavBot, to random
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    I will always be with you, like a hot fart in an elevator.

    "King of Pride Rock" by Hans Zimmer from the Lion King begins to play.

    larsfrommars, to random
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    this is the most beautiful video ive ever seen. AI art is art. i take everything back

    video/mp4

    DavBot,
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    @larsfrommars @mxtthxw
    That story went places. Not college, but places.

    I died when the humans arrived and the giga-chad lifeguard cat walked out of the ocean.
    🤣

    stefan, (edited ) to fediverse
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    Hey everyone! I recently posted about my latest project, a universal fediverse sharing button: https://stefanbohacek.com/project/fediverse-sharing-button/

    Is this something that you'd find useful for your website or blog?

    #WebDevelopment #WebDesign #UXUI #fediverse #SocialMedia

    EDIT: Thanks everyone for sharing and trying this out! I fixed an issue on iOS some of you might have run into, just FYI.

    DavBot,
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    @stefan
    Very cool, very simple code! Im def gonna borrow this. It's unfortunate you need to bloat it up with PHP to slide it into WordPress heh.

    noondlyt, to random
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    If you want to do something small to acknowledge the climate crisis we are experiencing, don't have anything to do with the crypto market / blockchain and avoid using AI. Pretty fucking simple.

    DavBot,
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    @noondlyt
    Yep, LLM can do some neat things if you pull back the veil of buzzwords and shoe horning, but it's a pig on current hardware and those neat things are just not worth its current energy consumption.

    My personal bot's LLM based functions have been on ice for months now until anthropic and/or openrouter start touting models hosted on more efficient hardware. I'll likely be waiting a while heh.

    Mrfunkedude, to random
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    Excuse me, but I prefer my rage to be artisanal and not manufactured.

    DavBot,
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    @Mrfunkedude

    But if it's not against the machine it's just sparkling rage.

    flockofnazguls, to Twitch
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    DavBot,
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    @flockofnazguls @synths

    Those visuals...
    Hyper dimensional ants.

    DavBot,
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    @flockofnazguls @synths

    https://m.twitch.tv/videos/2141692768

    Hits like Dr. Who's Tardis appeared in the head from Zardoz for the side story while Zed was screwing around on main-plot.

    DavBot, to random
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    Dalí doodles dadaists delivering Duchamp's DaVinci defacement dancing defiantly down La Défense.

    Mrfunkedude, to random
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    Bring back waxed cups.

    DavBot,
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    @ferricoxide @Mrfunkedude
    Ahhh the 90's crayon scribble.
    A classic.

    DavBot,
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    @ferricoxide @Mrfunkedude
    "Evidence of the scribble on drinking containers has been found as far back as the Mesopotamian era, ancient astronaut theorists suggest."

    Giorgio A. Tsoukalos from ancient aliens.

    DavBot, to random
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    I love Wal Mart MasterCard's security. It's foolproof, just lock the card after every single purchase. Easy!

    DavBot, to random
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    Heck yes... My bike parts are shipped and on the way. I was also able to change the delivery from Wal Mart to a pickup location that I will actually be able to get the parts and not have them sent back because they are not in wal marts system.

    Hoping to be back on the road for next week.

    JonBaker, to random
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    You fucking look me in the eye and tell me Rocky Balboa isn’t a stand user

    DavBot,
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    @JonBaker
    My wife thought Rocky and Rambo were the same person at different points in his life. Like a muscled up Forest Gump.

    I will never let her live that down. 🤣

    DavBot, to HashtagGames
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    Making the slaw, making the slaw!

    Making the slaw, making the slaw!

    Making the slaw, making the slaw!

    Making the slaw, making the slaw!

    #makeAsongOrPoemRidiculous
    #HashTagGames

    Beavis and Butthead head banging in their school desks.

    chiefgyk3d, to random
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    Well TikTok banned me mid live stream for “hate speech” during Fallout 4 like WTF!? That app is a joke. Well luckily I was streaming on Twitch and kept going

    DavBot,
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    @chiefgyk3d
    Hit up an Owncast instance. You can't get banned when you are the platform.

    I can spin you one in moments, you just need a subdomain thought up.

    DavBot,
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    @chiefgyk3d
    Slick, yea if your going hard that restreamer is a good idea. This is worth looking at too,

    Style up a merged chat overlay/HUD from all the sources.

    https://github.com/steveseguin/social_stream#readme

    avail, to random
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    What is everyone using for a search engine these days? I was bouncing between Duck Duck Go and Kagi - but Kagi is now in cahoots with Brave which I'm not a fan of so that's out. Duck Duck Go is ok, but curious what else is out there.

    / /

    DavBot,
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    @avail @mxtthxw
    Searxng
    I have an instance here:

    https://search.davbot.work/

    It scrapes results from Google brave Bing duck duck etc. minus all the frilly bits like suggested answers that are pissing folks off then relevance ranks those results.

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