kroltanz, to portland

The Results of the Mercury's "The Police Union HATES #Portland" Readers' Poll!

Or "Majority of Portlanders Call Bullshit on Recent #PoliceUnion #Poll, New #Bullshit Poll Finds." https://www.portlandmercury.com/pop-quiz-pdx/2023/12/21/46936459/the-results-of-the-mercurys-the-police-union-hates-portland-readers-poll

NDR, (edited ) to random German
@NDR@ard.social avatar

Am Osnabrücker Altstadtbahnhof ist das erste vollautomatische Fahrradparkhaus der Stadt eröffnet worden. In dem 16 Meter hohen "BikeTower" können rund 160 Fahrräder geschützt abgestellt werden.

Das Ein- und Ausparken erfolge per Smartphone-App nach einem Paternoster-System, so der Betreiber. So können Reisende ihr Fahrrad rund um die Uhr parken und wieder abholen.

▶️📝https://www.ndr.de/nachrichten/niedersachsen/Vollautomatisches-Parkhaus-fuer-Fahrraeder-in-Osnabrueck-eroeffnet,aktuellosnabrueck10618.html?at_medium=mastodon&at_campaign=NDR.de

trimtab,

@chikl @NDR

"Vollautomatisches Fahrradparkhaus" 🤦‍♂️

Sowas ist ja auch noch aus anderen Gründen Murx.

"Schönes Fahrrad haben Sie da abgegeben. Gibt's jetzt aber nicht zurück."

  • Stromausfall
  • Vandalismus
  • Fehlerhafte Hardware
  • Fehlerhafte Software. Kann man nichts machen.™️
  • Hacker hacken.

Ach ja, Ihre Buchungsdaten unterliegen übrigens aus fiskalischen Gründen der gesetzlichen Aufbewahrungsplicht von 10 Jahren.

#digitalzwang #bullshit

slcw, to random
@slcw@newsie.social avatar

If Kim actually fired a #nuke at the #UnitedStates, the #DPRK would be completely vaporized before their #missile entered US #airspace. Their #saberRattling and #bluster is a joke because of how implausible their #threats are. But these threats aren't really for the benefit of other nations. It's all about feeding the #NorthKorean people a steady supply of #bullshit to maintain morale. I doubt they even have the capability to strike the US with a functioning nuke.

https://knewz.com/north-korea-threatens-nuclear-attack-us-if-provoked/

slcw, to FoxNews
@slcw@newsie.social avatar

#FoxNews is pushing out objective #bullshit about medication #abortion. These #liars are desperate to convince #America actual #facts are #lies, and #rightwing lies are facts. To be clear, the rate of serious #complications resulting from the abortion #pill is 0.1%. #Cramping, #bleeding, and #nausea are the most common #sideEffects. But, according to Fox the pill is dropping bodies left and right. These people are a joke. They spew lies and call it an #opinion.

https://www.foxnews.com/opinion/chemical-abortion-harms-women-supreme-court-cant-ignore-them

br00t4c, to random
@br00t4c@mastodon.social avatar
br00t4c, to random
@br00t4c@mastodon.social avatar
Gargron, to random
@Gargron@mastodon.social avatar

My wife is looking forward to deleting her Instagram account once she can connect with the same folks from her Mastodon account. Being able to remain in touch with over 100M people who still use Meta products out of the comfort of an ad-free, privacy-friendly platform like Mastodon is a game changer.

aeinstein,

@johncarlosbaez @Gargron

A great example of what a #bullshit factory can produce, indeed.

Nota : XMPP is not dead.
It's there: https://xmpp.org/ & there : https://xmpp.org/rfcs/

Cheers

KimPerales, (edited ) to random
@KimPerales@toad.social avatar

‘Young earthism’, Speaker #MAGAMike doesn’t just tout a pro-FF stance, he claims that the earth is only 6,000 years old. Johnson lies, he’s anti-science, but knows it took millions of years for crude oil to be formed. On Christian Nationalism, Carville believes that this movement, Mike supports, is more dangerous than al-Qaida. “What Johnson represents is a level of breathtaking hypocrisy, his anti-homosexuality & young earthism are hypocrisy on steroids.” https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/dec/16/james-carville-mike-johnson-christian-nationalism

kkarhan,

@KimPerales #Christofacists actually are well aware they claim #bullshit they don't belief in!

That's why one can't approach these rationally except #containment, #quaratine and forcing them into #ConditionlessSurrender.

Don't even try to "#debate" them and their #reactionary #shitposting|s, but consequently outcast and boycott them from everything to the maximum extent legally possible!

kuketzblog, to AdobePhotoshop German
@kuketzblog@social.tchncs.de avatar

Prognose: Es wird nie klappen mit der Digitalen Souveränität in Deutschland. Diese erlangt man nämlich nicht dadurch, dass man proprietäre Software einsetzt und sich von Dienstleistern wie Microsoft abhängig macht. 👇🙄

https://netzpolitik.org/2023/digitale-souveraenitaet-milliarden-fuer-oracle-microsoft-und-co-statt-fuer-open-source/

#digital #politik #souveranitat #bullshit

aeinstein, to vmware French
aeinstein,

J'adore le #bullshit moderne :

« choc de simplification »

ou encore :

« VMware estime qu'un modèle d'abonnement apporte à nos clients l'innovation et la flexibilité dont ils ont besoin pour entreprendre leur transformation numérique »

Et ils le vendent, ça ?

😆​ 😆​ 😆​

arstechnica, to random
@arstechnica@mastodon.social avatar

Tesla fights Autopilot false advertising claim with free speech argument

Tesla fights DMV complaint that Autopilot is falsely advertised as autonomous.

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2023/12/tesla-fights-autopilot-false-advertising-claim-with-free-speech-argument/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

kristen_d,
@kristen_d@mastodon.social avatar

@arstechnica Any and everything connected to #ElonMusk is #toxic #bullshit and #garbage. Fucker is a #Liar.
#NoBillionaires

br00t4c, to random
@br00t4c@mastodon.social avatar

'Bulls**t': Piers Morgan Clashes With NHS Doctor Claim Hamas Is 'Resistance Organisation'

#bullshit #hamas

https://www.mediaite.com/uk/piers-morgan-nhs-doctor-branding-hamas-resistance-organisation/

br00t4c, to random
@br00t4c@mastodon.social avatar

'There's a Lot of Money in Bullsh*t': CNN's Donie O'Sullivan Explains Prevalence of Conspiracy Theories on Musk's Platform

#bullshit #cnn

https://www.mediaite.com/tv/theres-a-lot-of-money-in-bullsht-cnns-donie-osullivan-explains-prevalence-of-conspiracy-theories-on-musks-platform/

kuketzblog, to random German
@kuketzblog@social.tchncs.de avatar

Nachträglich fast fünf Millionen Euro für den Bahn-Vorstand. Wofür fragt man sich. Haltet euch fest: "Leistungsbezogene Zahlungen für erreichte Ziele." Finanziert aus Steuergeldern. Man könnte es für Satire halten, ist es aber leider nicht. Das ist an Frechheit kaum zu überbieten. 👇

https://www.tagesschau.de/investigativ/ndr-wdr/bahn-vorstand-bonus-100.html

#bahn #bullshit

kkarhan, to windows

@Techaltar I think #Windows should die a faster death sooner than later.

If Windows was an animal, it would be considered cruelty to NOT put it down for good!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fR7KqCbnjfw

kkarhan,

@Techaltar All the #AI #bullshit will only alienate the #boomers and anti-#progress #IT decisionmakers and make them flee #Windows for good...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fR7KqCbnjfw&t=843s

Not to mention that #CloudAct is incompatible with #GDPR & #BDSG, so it's only a matter of time till #Windows10 / #Windows11 and #Windows12 get banned as the #Govware it is!

PUH_ther, to art

The Bullshit Language of Art, Paper:

https://philpapers.org/rec/UNBATB

"Pseudo-profound language is a stylistic means in many different contexts, like advertising, politics, economics, or even science. Contemporary visual art is notoriously known for its variant: artspeak...."

@academicchatter @philosophy

br00t4c, to random
@br00t4c@mastodon.social avatar
br00t4c, to random
@br00t4c@mastodon.social avatar
Heliograph, to random
@Heliograph@mastodon.au avatar

why the #rba is living in an ivory tower of theoretical ideas which have nothing to do with reality but do harm real people in their cacophony of incompetence 🤬 #profit #billionaires #bullshit

br00t4c, to random
@br00t4c@mastodon.social avatar

Hedge Fund Billionaire Ray Dalio Has Perfected the Art of Self-Aggrandizing Bullshit

#bullshit #hedgefund

https://jacobin.com/2023/11/ray-dalio-hedge-funds-wall-street-billionaires-bullshit-profit/

mms, to poop French

Proposition de bande son pour la magnifique formation suivie par @daph depuis... 3 semaines déjà !?

https://invidious.fdn.fr/watch?v=Fv51E470OTM

#mashup #bullshit

xeophin, to photoshop
@xeophin@vis.social avatar

«Choose More Stable to increase stability.»

Gee, thanks, that's so helpful!

#photoshop #bullshit

nando161, to DadBin
YusufToropov, to random
@YusufToropov@toot.community avatar

time ... and I am DAMN is .

LET'S KEEP IT THAT WAY.

2023 ANNUAL THANKSGIVING ARGUMENT Cheat Sheets

INSTANT bullshit countermeasures

via PROF. DANIEL JONES





YusufToropov,
@YusufToropov@toot.community avatar

#Thanksgiving time ... and I am DAMN #GRATEFUL #JoeBiden is #POTUS.

LET'S KEEP IT THAT WAY.

2023 ANNUAL THANKSGIVING ARGUMENT Cheat Sheets

INSTANT #bullshit countermeasures

#Thread via PROF. DANIEL JONES

"WE'RE OVERSPENDING ON #UKRAINE! WE NEED THAT FOR OURSELVES!”" = #BS

#BidenHarris2024
#ThanksJoe
#DEMOCRATS
#DEMOCRATSABROAD
#SayThisToMAGARelatives
#stopputin #putin #UkraineRussiaWar #ukrainewar #zelensky

fazzaro, to ai

"Aspects of university education prepare young people to expect little more from life, training them to submit to bureaucratic processes, while writing reams of text that few will ever read. In the kind of education that produces a Boris Johnson, verbal fluency and entertaining arguments may be rewarded more highly than close attention to the truth. As Graeber says, we train people for bullshit jobs by training them to generate bullshit."

https://www.cst.cam.ac.uk/blog/afb21/oops-we-automated-bullshit #ai #bullshit #work

pvonhellermannn,
@pvonhellermannn@mastodon.green avatar

@fazzaro @rwalker1501

This is very good, thank you for sharing. I loved both Harry Frankfurt’s and Graeber’s book and it seems to me that #Bullshit is THE lens through which to understand #AI (and a lot else). Also: so good to see something that is rooted in research conducted in Africa, and how much that adds to understanding not just #Africa itself but our world as a whole. I am convinced of this too! 😊

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