Alice,
@Alice@beige.party avatar

I’m an adult and that means I can put a tent on my bed and nobody can stop me.

Alice,
@Alice@beige.party avatar

In exciting news, the bed tent also fits over my sofa so now I have a work fort!

tayfonay,
@tayfonay@beige.party avatar

@Alice this thing is so versatile!

Alice,
@Alice@beige.party avatar

For the record, none of this is new for me because I used to sleep with an actual tent on my bed and I also convinced my boss to let me set up my tent in a corner of the office to use as my "cubicle."

It's just kind of cool to have an actual tent made for this stuff.

We may not have real Hoverboards yet, but the future is still pretty cool!

ScotttSee,
@ScotttSee@mastodon.sdf.org avatar

@Alice When I was a kid I had a bed tent that fit on my twin mattress like a fitted sheet.

Loved that thing.

Alice,
@Alice@beige.party avatar

@ScotttSee Same! Mine was Care Bears!

dannotdaniel,
@dannotdaniel@mastodon.social avatar

@Alice yes we can see you're being Extra Productive

Hedgewizard,
@Hedgewizard@beige.party avatar

@Alice

Add an AC and we're looking at life in 2040

CoachMark,
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@Alice Work forts for the win!

ElBeeToots,
@ElBeeToots@mastodon.social avatar

@Alice You should print out a sign with 'work' on it to put over the 'sleep' bit 😁

(Nice guitar too.)

Alice,
@Alice@beige.party avatar

@ElBeeToots Okay! Made a very intentionally janky sign!

globcoco,
@globcoco@mamot.fr avatar

@Alice
First time I see that kind of things. It's a room within a room?

Alice,
@Alice@beige.party avatar

@globcoco It's a tent made to go over a bed, but I’m just putting it wherever I want at this point.

https://beige.party/@Alice/111938835006746108

globcoco,
@globcoco@mamot.fr avatar

@Alice that's cool.
Love your interior and the guitar. 😍

Alice,
@Alice@beige.party avatar

@globcoco Thank you!

kimlockhartga,
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@Alice okay, I love BOTH of these!

kimlockhartga,
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@Alice Maybe we could all chip in to get you this as well? https://sharkblanket.us/products/shark-blanket?

Alice,
@Alice@beige.party avatar

@kimlockhartga This is the way Snuggies always should have been!

timelordiroh,
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@Alice NEEED!

Alice,
@Alice@beige.party avatar

Movie night in the bed tent!

the_etrain,
@the_etrain@beige.party avatar

@Alice
Fun!

Alice,
@Alice@beige.party avatar

@the_etrain Thanks for inventing fortication!

the_etrain,
@the_etrain@beige.party avatar

@Alice
Hahaha!

stefan,
@stefan@gardenstate.social avatar

@Alice that is so cool!

gr0k,
@gr0k@gr0k.net avatar

@Alice wow, this is genius!!!

jpaskaruk,
@jpaskaruk@growers.social avatar

@Alice is this for insect control, or?

Alice,
@Alice@beige.party avatar

@jpaskaruk Just for comfort.

sidereal,

@Alice I have a four-poster bed and I used to hang blackout curtains off of it. Let me just say that I get why rich people in the middle ages did this. It's totally awesome. Sadly, my cat loved fucking with the curtains so it had to go. Still though. Maybe I should try again.

Really the only downside is it takes up a huge amount of visual space in the room, made my bedroom feel smaller.

Alice,
@Alice@beige.party avatar

For anyone following along at home, I figured I'd provide daytime photos of the bed tent.

As you can see, it's not total blackout and some light does come in, but it's definitely not bad.

Additional photo with the sides rolled up so you can see the amount of light in the room.

Bonus photo for @mentallyalex showing that you can fit a Chicago Style Manual and a small sci-fi book in the pockets (will not be trying Style Manual again because my baby tent was straining). That being said, there are pockets on both sides, so four pockets total.

View from inside a bed tent with the sides rolled up. From there, you can see the living and dining areas in a studio apartment and uncovered windows with light coming through.
Pockets inside a bed tent, big enough to hold a big Chicago Style Manual and a small sci-fi book

hybridhavoc,
@hybridhavoc@darkfriend.social avatar

@Alice If one needs to kick a single foot out from under the blanket and off the side of the bed is the tent side flexible enough to allow that comfortably?

Alice,
@Alice@beige.party avatar

@hybridhavoc 😂 I'd recommend leaving a small section unzipped so you can let your foot/leg escape as needed.

bonkers,

@Alice @mentallyalex do you get enough ventilation?

I'm still puzzled, but it's not my fckng business :)

Alice,
@Alice@beige.party avatar

@bonkers @mentallyalex It's just like sleeping in a tent, but that tent has a really comfortable mattress in it.

An0n,
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@Alice
Did you make your bed specifically for these pictures or is it always perfectly made?
@mentallyalex

Alice,
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@An0n @mentallyalex 😂 It's always perfectly made unless I’m in it.

GrimmReality,
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@Alice @mentallyalex

Me just two minutes ago: I wonder what a strange magical hybrid between race-car bed and dreamy fancypants Elizabethan bedchamber shit might look like.

Alice's post: KABLAM, FUCKER.

Alice,
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@GrimmReality @mentallyalex I'll put it over my sofa for whenever you come visit.

GrimmReality,
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@Alice @mentallyalex I would never ever expect you to cede your blackout tent to a guest, even one as auspicious as myself! That is your PRIVATE DOMAIN.

Alice,
@Alice@beige.party avatar

@GrimmReality @mentallyalex If I’m going to make you sleep on my uncomfortable sofa, the least I can do is put a rad fort around it.

glasspusher,
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@Alice @mentallyalex

"my baby tent was straining" would make a great euphemism and/or code phrase

EmilyMoranBarwick,

@mentallyalex @Alice

Well (tragically) I don’t have a bed tent…but I do have that same 1963 version of Cat’s Cradle :)

(it’s not obvious in the photo, but this “bookshelf” is my repurposing of a planter because no matter how hard I try, I cannot keep plants alive.)🥀☠️

Alice,
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amiserabilist,
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Alice,
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@amiserabilist FFFFF yeahhhhh! Gonna install a coin operated bed vibrator!

arisummerland,
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@Alice You can seriously consider yourself an influencer now -- and the company should give you a cut. At least four on this thread have bought one already. I see no downsides to it. I have two queen size beds in my house, so either I or my guests can use it, and it's washable AND freaking portable, so I envision myself putting this around my airbed in my big tent if I ever get to go camping again so morning sunlight doesn't bother me. WINNING! 🏕️

Alice,
@Alice@beige.party avatar

@arisummerland Yes! I’m so glad it's something that will work for you!

Grootinside,
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@Alice When you tell everybody you're going on a campingtrip on your holidays but (secretely) gonna stay just right home. 😎

mancavgeek,
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@Alice
Oooohhh - my Autistic daughter would love this!
(So would I!)

BillGnarlson,

@mancavgeek @Alice
I actually want to know about the bedframe more than the tent.

Alice,
@Alice@beige.party avatar

@BillGnarlson @mancavgeek 😂 It's the Drommen from CB2 and it appears to be on sale! I've had it for almost 8 years and it's a really solid bed frame!

https://www.cb2.com/drommen-acacia-wood-platform-queen-bed/s213816

mxtthxw,
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  • Alice,
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    SectioningWatchHumanRights,

    @Alice I did not know that these existed. Wow. I wonder if these can be used to help homeless people.

    Alice,
    @Alice@beige.party avatar

    @SectioningWatchHumanRights Hmm. They don’t have bottoms, so I think an actual tent would be better for that purpose.

    mastosalo,
    @mastosalo@nerdculture.de avatar

    @Alice

    Looks cozy and private!

    Also that looks like it gets hot in the summer? ☀️ is there a mesh/screen or what's the word.

    Is there a one shaped like Darth Vaders chamber? Want. Need.

    I need to search the web.

    Alice,
    @Alice@beige.party avatar

    @mastosalo The windows have two layers. One is mesh and the other is opaque.

    https://beige.party/@Alice/111938835006746108

    AdaraAstin,
    @AdaraAstin@smutlandia.com avatar

    @Alice I'm thinking of getting something like that so I don't freeze to death in my drafty bedroom.

    Does yours have a "floor"? My mattress is super heavy, I can't possibly lift it up on my own, so I'm looking for a floorless one that wraps around the mattress, if that makes sense.

    How did you settle on this kind?

    #TeamBedTent

    Alice,
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    @AdaraAstin It doesn't have a floor. The tent just slips over the sides of the mattress and the mattress becomes the "floor." I'd just measure your mattress and bed frame to ensure it will work.

    AdaraAstin,
    @AdaraAstin@smutlandia.com avatar

    @Alice This is wonderful news and very helpful. Thank you!

    Alice,
    @Alice@beige.party avatar

    There are many similar styles available, but this is the one I bought (yes, I know Amazon is terrible).

    https://a.co/d/3smCXT5

    michaelgemar,

    @Alice My only concern would be getting fresh air (although I may have become overly-concerned about home CO2 levels…).

    arisummerland,
    @arisummerland@mstdn.social avatar

    @michaelgemar @Alice i've been into measuring CO2 as well, and that was one of my first thoughts.

    arisummerland,
    @arisummerland@mstdn.social avatar

    @michaelgemar @Alice I set it up last night and hung a portable CO2 monitor on one of the hooks inside. Zero problems. Though I did have the zipper closest to that monitor open. But unless my monitor is malfunctioning, the levels were great, and the fabric seems incredibly breathable. I'm pretty happy with this! I should've aired the fabric out before sleeping in it though bc it did trigger my asthma, but that's a different problem. 🙄

    Alice,
    @Alice@beige.party avatar

    @arisummerland @michaelgemar I am so happy it seems to be working out for you!

    AdaraAstin, (edited )
    @AdaraAstin@smutlandia.com avatar

    @Alice When I looked a the ad, at first glance I thought these two were having a nice stretch side by side in their bed tent in matching wedding dresses. Bold move, bed tent company. 😂

    screambiogenesis,

    @AdaraAstin @Alice Not only in wedding dresses, but trapped in a giant, old-timey TV.

    AdaraAstin,
    @AdaraAstin@smutlandia.com avatar

    @screambiogenesis @Alice I mean hey, we've all been trapped in a giant, old-timey TV wearing matching wedding dresses once or twice if we're being honest about it.

    mentallyalex,
    @mentallyalex@beige.party avatar

    @Alice okay so I need lots of details.

    Really like....two details.

    Does it black out the room!?
    Can you hang lights?

    samhainnight,
    @samhainnight@mstdn.social avatar

    @mentallyalex @Alice And do the walls have pockets?

    energisch_,
    @energisch_@troet.cafe avatar

    @samhainnight and how many books fit into those pockets without the tent crashing in? @mentallyalex @Alice

    mentallyalex,
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    @energisch_
    We need to test this.

    Everyone on this list buy one and send results.
    @samhainnight @Alice

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