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mastosalo

@mastosalo@nerdculture.de

Father of three. Uses and collects skills in marine industry. Defends the Frontier against Xur and the Ko-Dan armada.


“Never underestimate the power
of stupid people in large groups”
-George Carlin


🌍 Suomi, Finland 🇫🇮 🇺🇦 🐧 🤘

#scalemodels #maker #fishing #flyfishing #camping #VintageCars #HanShotFirst #movies #comedy #phoneography #photography


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RickiTarr, to random
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I kind of miss when Bond movies were completely ridiculous. There would be some woman named Iva Wetpussy, and she'd not wear bottoms the whole movie with no explanation. But we need to make this more inclusive, so there also needs to be a man named Colin Allbutts that wears chaps the whole time, and an Ace named Ima Notinterested, who actually gets all the work done.

mastosalo,
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@RickiTarr

My name is Ner.

Bo Ner

[Sorry]

Catlynn, to nature
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Oh boy, a foraging champ 💪

#nature #wildlife #squirrels #animals

mastosalo,
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@Catlynn

I want this to be an illustration for the definition of hangover.

RickiTarr, to random
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You're not weird, some people just lie about themselves, and you don't.

mastosalo,
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@RickiTarr

That is why I entered my friends wedding venue like this. To me, safety is number one priority.

RickiTarr, to random
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mastosalo,
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@Pagan_Animist @RickiTarr

Oh-oh. I remember what happened to the girl with green eyes in Big Trouble In Little China.

She did get rescued by shirtless Kurt Russell, though.

Well at least sleeveless? Don't remember.

RickiTarr, to random
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Getting tired of being a bipedal, please give me other options.

mastosalo,
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RickiTarr, to random
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It still gets me the Bible Jesus is a homeless socialist with brown skin, hangs out with 12 dudes and a Prostitute, tells rich people to pay their taxes and give their wealth to the poor, tells the religious leaders that they need to love everyone equally, gets a whip and goes hog on people using religion to sell stuff, and then straight up gets murdered for these beliefs. Yet somehow churches act like he's some kind of Conservative Haircut in khakis and a button up, who would support cutting welfare programs, and would preach Prosperity Gospel.

mastosalo,
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@RickiTarr

And what's the deal with the bunny and the eggs.

mybirdcards, to Birds
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🌏 Red-whiskered bulbul (Pycnonotus jocosus) | 🦜

mastosalo,
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@mybirdcards

I wonder if they would be bummed out to find out some of their peers are called eagles, hawks etc.

Your an eagle? I'm a bulbul. 🤦🏼‍♂️

RickiTarr, to random
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What's a good movie to watch with your Mom?

mastosalo,
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@RickiTarr

John Wick

It is the latest movie I watched with my 76 yo mom.

She loved every second of it, except the thing with the beagle.

And the choice of the movie was hers. So up next is Platoon or something I guess😵‍💫

Maybe for normal people it is something like The Midnight Run.

I know nothing about the fresh stuff.

Well I took my gf to see Barbie because yeah well of course I did. That was an awesome movie.

Catlynn, to venturacounty
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Anybody know what these are? At first glance I thought they were birds, when they got closer they looked like sky divers, then….I don’t know what they were. There were 5 of them way up that drifted off in different directions. Around 3 this afternoon 🤔🤔

This shows a different one of the flying objects
This shows two of them spreading out to different directions

mastosalo,
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@Catlynn

Probably boeing parts. Take cover.

RickiTarr, to random
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Why do all truck commercials sound like Lumberjack Poetry?

mastosalo,
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@RickiTarr

When it comes to automotive marketing there is only one commercial. After which you can see no more. Slowly surrender and go on a bender for a year.

Story goes that authorities are still on a worldwide hunt to bring people behind this to justice. [the "dun-dun" from Law&Order here]

https://youtu.be/M7FIvfx5J10

RickiTarr, to random
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Why did I initially see this as some kind of future ship on a rough sea finding a mysterious orb?

Too much Sci-fi?

mastosalo,
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@RickiTarr

Because there's more than trace amounts of THC in CBD.

🤓

🏃🏼‍♂️Yeahyeahyeah I'm going already.

Catlynn, to random
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How are you this morning, my fine gentleman?? 😊

mastosalo,
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@Catlynn

"Excuse me, are you wearing yoga pants?"

mastosalo, to photography
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I'm a bit annoyed to carry phone everywhere, but sometimes it is great to have a small camera on the go. Of course the picture doesn't quite capture the totally crazy ambient lighting. Everything turned pink for a couple of minutes.

#Photography #phoneography #sunset #Finland #nature

TheSpaceshipper, to random
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Blade Runner (1982): Lobster Spinner, design by Syd Mead, model by Bill George

"This miniature was created and redressed in order to appear as multiple different vehicles throughout the film, including the first spinner seen cutting throughout the Los Angeles skyline in the opening sequence."

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mastosalo,
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@TheSpaceshipper

Did you buy that from the Propstore auction?

RickiTarr, to random
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I'm gonna be honest y'all, it's felt dark lately, and for good reason, LGBTQ+ rights in the balance, an election coming up, women struggling to get basic Healthcare, mass shootings, SCOTUS, the environment. The list goes on and on, and the media twists everything to sound even worse, or just straight up ignores actual news. But here's the thing, I know a lot of you, and the fact that you exist in the world gives me hope. You care about the future and you want good things, and so do I, and as long as that spark is there, we have hope. So, let's focus on some good today! Share a good headline, some positive news either on a larger scale or just something personal, a nice picture you took, a funny meme or video, whatever made you feel good or at least, gave you a smile. Let's share some joy!

mastosalo,
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@RickiTarr

I'll participate by attaching a photo of my, then 10 month old, son trying to flash a smile for his aunt behind the camera. This is a shot loved by all the family, except him.

Dunno, our house guests always find this funny.🤷‍♂️

mastosalo,
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@RickiTarr

He had some cheaks back then. Now it's all hockey and "dadcanIhavesomemoney". 😁

mastosalo,
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mastosalo, to diy
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If somebody knows the person who invented this kind of electrical speed connector, please buy them a drink. Like daily.

Also a big thank you to late Albert J. Swanson for inventing the speed square.

woodpunk, to random
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In 1979, my parents (a nurse and a car factory worker) allowed themselves a rare indulgence and bought a very expensive (£389.99) National Panasonic SG-5070 music centre.

For context, £389 was twice what they paid for their car and 10% of what they paid for their house!

It replaced the TV as their focus and music became their 'thing' at weekends and whenever shift patterns allowed.

It's taken me a decade to build this from many broken donors, but today it's finished.

I could cry right now.

mastosalo,
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@woodpunk @coldclimate

Wrong? Are you delirious? Check your temperature Obi-Wan. You are our only hope.

That look amazing. Plus there's a cassette deck. 😍

Alice, to random
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I’m an adult and that means I can put a tent on my bed and nobody can stop me.

mastosalo,
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@Alice

Looks cozy and private!

Also that looks like it gets hot in the summer? ☀️ is there a mesh/screen or what's the word.

Is there a one shaped like Darth Vaders chamber? Want. Need.

I need to search the web.

RickiTarr, to random
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The weirdest things about advanced alien races in the Marvel universe is how often they fight hand to hand land wars. Our currently military rarely does.

mastosalo,
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@RickiTarr

This is a poor tangent but I file this in the same slot with a bond villain's weird choice to not just shoot 007 in the second act when he is chained and immobilized in a chair/table/lawnmower/queuenumbergenerator/legostructure/audi/refridgerator/deathlaser/sexswing/icecreammachine

RickiTarr, to random
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It has been a minute since I've done a music question, and it seems like a fun day for it, so:

What is your Pump Yourself Up Kickass Song?

Here's one of my favorites:

https://youtu.be/3CGxxJeQ6Tk?si=1cVMNoZWQzNOSpOA

mastosalo,
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@RickiTarr

Allright get your ears lowered down to the speakers so you can understand what I'm talkin' about

https://youtu.be/Mix0INP37OA?si=RYGdwrEDzprohUl9

MLE_online, to random
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Heard on the bus, "No, I gotta kick it with my brother, Monster"

mastosalo,
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@MLE_online

I really like these reports from you.

Publish them as a book?

RickiTarr, to random
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Share your cute adorable face, or don't, just be a lurker!

This my face in the sun, and my poofy hair and my eyes looking at you

mastosalo,
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DrH, to miniaturepainting
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Beorn the "skin-changer".

The last of the Hobbit mini's I had, now complete in a display piece.

Representing his ability to change into a great black bear, I have placed him back to back with a black bear.

Beorn mini' is from #MithrilMiniatures, and the bear is Bjornhilda from @FenrisGames

The rest is scratchbuilt.

#MiniaturePainting #Hobbit #LoTR #Beorn

Close up of Beorn miniature.
A large bear stand wields a tree trunk shaped club. A man stand back to back with it, next to a tree.
Close up of the black bear.

mastosalo,
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@DrH

Nice job. What did you use for the grass layers?

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