RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

Getting tired of being a bipedal, please give me other options.

Lyle,
@Lyle@cville.online avatar

@RickiTarr I could see you as a series of bats.

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@Lyle Ohhhh yes

vonxylofon,
@vonxylofon@witter.cz avatar

@RickiTarr This has eight pedals.

MishaVanMollusq,
@MishaVanMollusq@sfba.social avatar

@RickiTarr have you considered becoming a gastropod?

HeatherTX,
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adaoist,

@RickiTarr bionic legs, possibly sticking out of your butt, to make you quadripedal?

jlm,
@jlm@mastodon.world avatar

@RickiTarr
Maybe you need a change in gait instead. When was the last time you skipped? I bet lil Ricki enjoyed skipping, I know I did

miri2k22,

@RickiTarr Teleportation, but magic rather than science. Magic portals or something.

Its less horrifying to rip apart reality for a moment and fix that than to have every molecule of you fit through a laser and data chip. I've seen Star Trek transporter accidents. And then I've seen 3D Printers at my high school make mistakes and keep going until its a spaghetti covered mess... Something tells me Star Trek was being kind on the failure rates, we'd have too far to go. 😬😫

mkarliner,
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@RickiTarr

Centipedal. But your shoe shop bills will be horrendous.

davew,
@davew@mastodon.online avatar

@RickiTarr Tails are nice

mivox,
@mivox@mivox.net avatar
RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@mivox Oh God Wheelies

mivox,
@mivox@mivox.net avatar

@RickiTarr Children’s movies back then. whew

1dalm,
@1dalm@deacon.social avatar

@mivox @RickiTarr

Roller Skates are my favorite example of human brain plasticity. If someone handed you a pair of roller skates and told you what they planned to do it them, there would be no reason for you to believe that anything other than comedy and injuries would ensue if the fool was to actually try to put them on and roll around in them on concrete. But instead, after only about 15 minutes of trial and error the human brain says "Oh, cool. I get this now! I like this! This is very efficient!"

Roller skates prove how truly unbelievably capable human brains really are.

mivox,
@mivox@mivox.net avatar

@1dalm @RickiTarr Really, any of the wheel options is just wild. “Why yes, I can maneuver this thousands of pounds box from the inside at speeds my ancestors couldn’t have imagined, as if I was born behind the steering wheel.”

“Why yes, I can take these two wheels on a frame seemingly designed to do nothing but fall over, and ride faster than that dog over there.”

And unicycles! WTF.

RealGene,
@RealGene@mastodon.online avatar

@RickiTarr
Go electric, no pedals needed.

HoustonDog,
@HoustonDog@mastodon.world avatar

@RickiTarr

Goodnight bipeds, quadrupeds, mopeds.

skydog,
@skydog@sfba.social avatar

@HoustonDog @RickiTarr

...and deadeds.

(they never have to bipedal, because they believe they're already there.)

staringatclouds,
@staringatclouds@mastodon.social avatar

@RickiTarr Single person hovercraft

electropict,

@RickiTarr

Be a rolling stone.

GreenRoc,
@GreenRoc@mastodon.social avatar

@RickiTarr Red Bull? But I'm pretty sure their ads lie.

SimonCHulse,
@SimonCHulse@mastodon.nz avatar

@RickiTarr dissolve into a sentient blob of goo and roll around?

mivox,
@mivox@mivox.net avatar

@SimonCHulse @RickiTarr Sounds great, but can I skip the sentience part? Sentience is fucking exhausting.

Selena,

@RickiTarr
Be a backpack. Remember how much fun it was when you were 2 years old

CuriousMagpie,
@CuriousMagpie@mastodon.social avatar
TanekRune,

@RickiTarr Can I just float? Everything below my waist creaks...

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@TanekRune That sounds lovely

autolycos,
@autolycos@med-mastodon.com avatar

@RickiTarr octacyclical?

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@autolycos That's hot

autolycos,
@autolycos@med-mastodon.com avatar

@RickiTarr I thought coo-coo bananas when I saw it, but you know, tomato, affogato

farah,
@farah@beige.party avatar

@RickiTarr Tentacles
If you’re a very good girl, Cthulhu might bring you some for Christmas

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@farah Yes please

michael,
@michael@beige.party avatar

@RickiTarr replace both feet with ducks

DemocracySpot,
@DemocracySpot@mstdn.social avatar

@RickiTarr

Go Bonobo. Females run shit and form alliances to shut down asshole males. And they have *lots of sex!

https://www.nytimes.com/2016/09/13/science/bonobos-apes-matriarchy.html?unlocked_article_code=1.fU0.3vJq.WMputfbyveN1&smid=url-share

Chigaze,
Aviva_Gary,
@Aviva_Gary@noc.social avatar

@RickiTarr what about hopping?

(Also comments are great)

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