pallenberg, to tesla
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So the #Tesla Head of Design, Franz von Holzhausen, was seen driving a matte black Cybertruck in Santa Monica.

The age of "fake it until you make it" is so over! We officially have entered the era of "Just fake it!"

Just a bad hood seam, which is almost refreshing in that at least it's a relatively even bad seam. It's just way wider than it should be, which in fairness is actually one of Tesla's signature brand looks. It's actually pretty rare to see a Tesla whose hood doesn't have some kind of fitment issues, but here it's more obvious because of those uncompromisingly straight lines. At least the matte wrap helps with most of the oilcanning and other surfacing issues, at least until it gets covered in bird shit and other unwashable detritus, at which point it will go back to looking as crap as every other Cybertruck.
Just a comically bad fit on the rear taillights of the Cybertruck, so extreme is the mismatch that it almost looks like it was done on purpose, except that it obviously wasn't. Tolerances are measured in centimeters here, not millimeters (let alone microns). Note also the thin, isolated side panel on the right, looking like it wants to cut you. Vehicles aren't supposed to look like that!
A wheel arch leans out from the vast expanse of of the Cybertruck's entirely flat bed flank panels, creating a cave at one corner, whose dark expanse lures the eye in. From here it looks like the widest entrance point could fit a child's fingers, just to pick a random example, although the unevenness of the seam suggests that said child's fingers would then quickly become stuck. More to the point, it just looks cheap and shitty for a Fisher Price toy, let alone a six figure truck.

parismarx, to tesla
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“What grinds our gears is that a large corporation thinks it can come here and set the rules on the Swedish labor market,” says Trade Union Confederation president Susanna Gideonsson. “To think you can waltz in here as a feudal lord and think a whole country should adapt to one’s whims is just wrong.”

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-12-08/elon-musk-forces-eco-conscious-scandinavians-to-choose-between-evs-and-unions

#tesla #tech #elonmusk #strikes #sweden

GottaLaff, to washington
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

" state plans to require electric vehicle charging companies to include 's plug if they want to be part of a state program to electrify highways using federal dollars, an official told Reuters on Thursday.

Washington follows the move by Texas to mandate Tesla's technology, The North American Charging Standard (NACS), adding momentum to CEO Elon 's hope of making it the national charging technology." https://www.reuters.com/business/autos-transportation/washington-state-plans-mandate-teslas-charging-plug-official-2023-06-23/

voron, to tesla
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Yes, if you drive a #tesla you should be getting dirty looks from anyone with a functional moral compass
👇
“Tesla battery material supplier tops list of human rights abuses for second year in a row”
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No if you drive a #tesla you are not saving the planet, you a a superficial fool funding authoritarian misery

https://www.theverge.com/2023/6/15/23760915/tesla-supplier-glencore-human-rights-abuse-allegations-battery-minerals-mining-energy

jeremybmerrill, to tesla

Some Tesla drivers are buying simple weights marketed to trick the car's detection systems into letting them drive hands-free for minutes. It has already led to serious accidents.

“Elon Musk’s saying it’s supposed to drive itself.”

“How do you think they’re going to behave?”

https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2023/07/07/tesla-fsd-autopilot-wheel-weights/

#tesla #elonmusk #elon

DamienWise, to tech
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Do you remember the good ol' days of the Dot-Com Bubble? And the Dot-Com-Crash that followed?

Back then, Sun Microsystems was one of the darlings of Silicon Valley. The company is credited with inventing Java, and many of the Internet's servers at the time ran on Sun hardware. Investors jumped in the bandwagon, which pumped the share price. People were buying the shares because they expected the share price to keep going up. This can look good — for a while.
A problem with speculative stocks is that the price ceases to bear a healthy relation to the company's potential future earnings. There's no way for the company to deliver enough profit to make the price you paid worth it. The fundamentals don't stack-up, and a crash is inevitable. With the benefit of hindsight, Scott McNealy, CEO of Sun Microsystems, was critical of speculative trading when the company’s stock price reached a whopping 10 times revenues.

You may think that was all just "tulip mania".
You may think sharemarket investors have learned from the dot-com bubble era.
You may think governments and banks would have changed the rules to prevent things getting so out-of-whack again.
You may think the "snake-oil salesman" tactics by Silicon Valley Tech-Bros couldn't create a disaster like that again these days...

Tesla's share price is being pumped by a fast-talking madman. Tesla's Price-to-Sales Ratio is currently about 9, and looks to be heading up to over 10 again, where it was from mid June to mid-July.

Nvidia's share price is being pumped by AI hype. Nvidia's Price-to-Sales Ratio is currently about 35, and looks to be heading up to over 40 again, where it was from mid June to mid-July.

#Tech #Bubble #TulipMania #DotComBubble #DotComCrash #DotComBoom #DotBomb #Tesla #NVidia #AI #AIHype

noondlyt, to tesla
@noondlyt@mastodon.social avatar

Rainy Days and Mondays..

Officer gets 4 years in George #Floyd case. Yeah, that's totally enough time for watching a man get murdered by his co-worker.

#Tesla CFO quits, handing responsibility over to someone else with an existing accountability job. Regulators are going to luuuvvvvv this.

Judge #Cannon strikes down two filings by the DOJ because she is corrupt AF.

#Paypal launches its own #Crypto because of course they do. Turns out Yesterday was the last day I will use that platform.

Tesla’s secret team to suppress thousands of driving range complaints (www.reuters.com)

About a decade ago, Tesla rigged the dashboard readouts in its electric cars to provide “rosy” projections of how far owners can drive before needing to recharge, a source told Reuters. The automaker last year became so inundated with driving-range complaints that it created a special team to cancel owners’ service...

w7voa, to tesla
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A legal and public records database, #PlainSite, which has been tracking #Tesla and #Twitter related lawsuits and credited in mainstream media reporting, booted off Elon Musk’s social media platform. https://www.plainsite.org/tags/twitter-vendor-nonpayment/

autogestion, to sweden
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https://www.industriall-union.org/swedish-union-warns-of-strike-at-tesla

#Sweden: #Tesla employees prepare #strike as #management says negotiations not in their #BusinessModel

#ElonMusk has threatened workers with retaliation if they form #union. "Elon Musk’s business model is to avoid respecting #HumanRights. Now he is taken on by one of our strongest #unions. We must defeat the Tesla business model, and Sweden is the best place to start."

#IFMetall #CollectiveBargaining #UnionBusting #Capitalism #Exploitation #ClassWar #Corruption

steve, to tesla

Also, I managed to rent a #Tesla for the first time this week. It's an interesting experience - it seems to have been designed by someone who has never designed a car before, and knows nothing about #UserInterfaceDesign for safety-critical environments.

I think I now know why Tesla drivers are always cutting up cyclists. They're too busy trying to find controls on a massive touch-screen to pay attention to the road.

TechDesk, to tech
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Layoffs are hitting workers at some tech giants like Google, Microsoft and Tesla. Here’s why that may backfire, explains Business Insider’s Tim Paradis. "In short, the effects of layoffs can counter the financial benefits of expenses carved out of a P&L."
https://flip.it/KibAk7
#Tech #Career #LayOffs #Google #Microsoft #Tesla

GottaLaff, to tesla
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A owner says his car’s ‘self-driving’ technology failed to detect a moving train ahead of a crash caught on camera

A video viewed millions of times on social media shows a Tesla almost crashing into a train. Documents from Tesla show the car was in Full Self-Driving mode at the time.
https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-news/tesla-owner-says-cars-self-driving-mode-fsd-train-crash-video-rcna153345

jbzfn, to TeslaMotors
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📦 Cybertruck’s “Armor Glass” Cracks in Routine Hail Storm | @futurism

「 "CT [Cybertruck] windshield did not withstand a freak sudden hailstorm in Austin, rest of vehicle seems fine," writes Redditor xanderhud in r/cybertruck. "None of the other cars parked next to it had windshield damage but they had lots of dings in their body. Pretty disappointing, will let y’all know how much it costs to fix." 」

https://futurism.com/the-byte/cybertruck-armor-glass-hail-storm

JasonPerseus, to starbucks
@JasonPerseus@mas.to avatar

Boycott .

Boycott .

Boycott anything to do with Musk. #X

Corporations and their leaders will do everything they can to absolutely fuck you, so: Fuck Them.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2024/apr/17/elon-musk-labor-union-lawsuit-strabucks-trader-joes

blogdiva, to Amazon
@blogdiva@mastodon.social avatar

IMPORTANCE OF THE CRIMINAL CASE

in the business world, what he and his co-conspirators did has been normalized as standard PR, public relations practices.

has been so normalized that many of you working in Fortune500 companies are part of criminal conspiracies and don't even know it.

organizing all American industries is more important than ever. imagine all the corporate crimes happening in places like

GottaLaff, to tesla
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

has backed away from an ambitious plan for innovations in gigacasting, its pioneering manufacturing process, according to two sources familiar with the matter, in another sign that the electric-vehicle maker is retrenching amid falling sales and rising competition.
https://www.reuters.com/business/autos-transportation/tesla-retreats-next-generation-gigacasting-manufacturing-process-2024-05-01/

FeralRobots, to TeslaMotors
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It's so much stupider & more petty than I imagined: "Two sources told Electrek that [#Supercharger head Rebecca] Tinucci was fighting back pressure from #Musk to fire a bigger percentage of her team, and the CEO decided to let go of the entire team as an example."
#Tesla
https://electrek.co/2024/05/01/elon-musk-throwing-weight-tesla-wrecking-ball/

parismarx, to tech
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“The Cybertruck is not road-legal in China, although that hasn’t stopped Tesla from displaying the rust-prone electric pickup in some of its Chinese showrooms. Likewise, Tesla has just announced plans for a European Cybertruck tour. But, just like in China, the EV pickup cannot be sold in the EU.”

https://www.wired.com/story/elon-musk-cant-solve-teslas-china-crisis-with-his-desperate-asia-visit/

raymondpert, to tesla

Tesla lays off 14,000 or 10% of its workforce, reveals leaked email from Elon Musk

> #Tesla has laid off at least 10 per cent or about 14,000 people from teams across the world, citing slowing #EV sales and an attempt to improve efficiency. The news came to light after an internal memo from #ElonMusk, leaked online
https://www.firstpost.com/tech/tesla-lays-off-14000-people-or-10-per-cent-of-its-workforce-reveals-leaked-email-from-elon-musk-13759861.html #ElectricVehicles

smeg, to PhilosophyMemes
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GottaLaff, to tesla
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

has halted Cybertruck deliveries, according to social media chatter, possibly to address a problem with the accelerator pedal.

https://www.investors.com/news/tesla-cybertruck-deliveries-reportedly-halted/

pezmico, to tesla
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"The fake part of Tesla has become more real than the real part of Tesla."

Interesting discussion about the hype behind the stock and the lack of substance in #Tesla, like anything Musk, has become about image and hype much more than actual innovation or product.

It's all smoke and mirrors with the billionaire class.

Tesla is Choosing Hype over Substance w/ Ed Niedermeyer on Tech Won't Save Us by @parismarx

https://pca.st/episode/a07c34a6-4cd9-4224-8b9a-63b104a67a54

#podcast

parismarx, to tech
@parismarx@mastodon.online avatar

Begging the DoJ to make my dreams come true by nailing Elon Musk for securities and wire fraud 🙏

https://www.theverge.com/2024/5/8/24151881/tesla-justice-investigation-securities-wire-fraud-self-driving

KimPerales, to TeslaMotors
@KimPerales@toad.social avatar

Musk undercuts the Biden admin's EV charging initiative:

"Elon Musk has upended a deal the WH saluted early last year to open Tesla’s chargers to other automakers, dealing a blow to Pres Biden’s EV agenda.

Musk decided in the last week to eliminate almost the entire Supercharger team at Tesla. He hasn’t publicly confirmed the move or offered a rationale, but has said the co will slow the expansion of its charging network."

#Musk #Tesla #EV #EVCharging #GOPSabotage

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-05-01/musk-undercuts-tesla-chargers-biden-had-lauded-as-a-big-deal?utm_source=twitter&utm_campaign=socialflow-organic&utm_content=business&cmpid=socialflow-twitter-business&utm_medium=social

KimPerales,
@KimPerales@toad.social avatar

Musk hasn't revealed his plans after he cut Tesla's Supercharger Team. Ford thinks the EV station buildout will be fine, but GM is concerned:

"Elon Musk’s move to lay off the department responsible for Tesla’s electric vehicle chargers has touched off worries in the auto industry that EVs from other automakers will have trouble joining Tesla’s network."


https://www.kob.com/news/business-money/elimination-of-teslas-charging-department-raises-worries-as-evs-from-other-automakers-join-network/

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