cstross, to random
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My thought on Neuralink implanting tech in human heads for the first time:

Brain implants are one of those technologies where the MTBF for the implant MUST exceed the MTBF of the implantee. And there must be lifetime after-sales support, Or else the execs who made the decision to pull support should go to prison for the rest of their lives.

_L1vY_,
@_L1vY_@mstdn.social avatar

@SkipHuffman @cstross #Neuralink chips are gonna be abandonware in the time it takes to say "The owner lost a $56 billion court case and lost interest."

ajsadauskas, to TeslaMotors
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Elon lied about the monkeys — and he shouldn't be trusted to put his Neuralink chips in human brains.

"They are claiming they are going to put a safe device on the market, and that's why you should invest," Ryan Merkley at the Physicians Committee, told Wired. "And we see his lie as a way to whitewash what happened in these exploratory studies."

Really heartbreaking reading what happened to the monkeys.

People quite rightly think of Elizabeth Holmes as a fraud for making false medical claims about what the Theranos machines could do. So why aren't Elon's claims at Neuralink being held to the same level of scrutiny?

https://futurism.com/neoscope/terrible-things-monkeys-neuralink-implants

@technology

dell, to random
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NEW: Elon Musk’s brain-chip startup conducted years of tests at #UCDavis, a public university. A WIRED investigation reveals how #Neuralink and the university keep the grisly images of its botched — and sometimes unlawful — surgeries hidden. (TW: graphic descriptions)

https://www.wired.com/story/neuralink-uc-davis-monkey-photos-videos-secret/

dell, to Neuroscience
@dell@journa.host avatar

i’ll just leave this here

w/ my email: dell_cameron [at] wired.com

#neuroscience #ucdavis #neuralink #whistleblowers

jeze3D, to twitter

I can't wait until I have to root my brain chip to gain superuser perms to be able to ADB remove the Amazon ads that auto trigger when I wake up at 2am to pee.

emarktaylor, to random
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#Neuralink

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This is very good

chartier, to random
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#ElonMusk and #Neuralink:

Yeah sure, sign me the fuck up. Lol

I try not to speak in absolutes. But if you volunteer for this, you are absolutely not right in the head.

dell, to SEC
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BREAKING: Federal lawmakers demand an #SEC probe into whether Elon Musk committed securities fraud after WIRED stories shed doubt on his claims about the health and wellbeing of #Neuralink's animal test subjects.

https://www.wired.com/story/elon-musk-nerualink-congress-sec-letter/

jsrailton, to random
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Countdown Florida trying to pass a law absolving of responsibility for sudden death.

SteveThompson, to TeslaMotors
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No one should be surprised when this man, who claims AI is “one of the biggest threats to humanity,” steadfastly unleashes predictions to his own dire rhetoric on the world.

"Elon Musk unveils Grok, an AI chatbot with a ‘rebellious streak’"

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2023/nov/05/elon-musk-unveils-grok-an-ai-chatbot-with-a-rebellious-streak

"Musk also revealed that Grok had access to user posts on X, which he owns, and has a penchant for sarcastic responses."

kitoconnell, to disabled
@kitoconnell@kolektiva.social avatar

I've been thinking with empathy about the quality of life a person would have to have in order to allow Elon Musk to put an experimental chip in your head. When we are looking at these stories, let's remember the serious lack of support for #disabled people in our country, both on a societal level and in terms of the dwindling social safety net. It's not surprising that a person would feel tempted to reach for a dangerous tech tool, even one with such horrifying potential consequences. #ElonMusk #Neuralink

parismarx, to tech
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“Secrecy is given top priority, not merely because of the proprietary research being conducted at the center, but also out of fear that the public will respond poorly—perhaps violently—to images of the macaques being experimented on.”

https://www.wired.com/story/neuralink-uc-davis-monkey-photos-videos-secret/

#tech #elonmusk #neuralink

MattFerrel, to random
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mattburgess, to news

New from WIRED: the horiffic story of how monkeys at Elon Musk’s brain implant company Neuralink died. Musk has claimed no animals died due to the implants, but medical records seem to contradict this

“Staff observed that though she was uncomfortable, picking and pulling at her implant until it bled, she would often lie at the foot of her cage and spend time holding hands with her roommate”

https://www.wired.com/story/elon-musk-pcrm-neuralink-monkey-deaths/ #news #elonmusk #neuralink #science

blogdiva, to random
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so Apartheid Clyde IS paying for the anti-abortion laws in Texas & harassment of Black students in public schools. he's got Abbot and Paxton as his puppets

https://www.cnn.com/2023/12/14/tech/elon-musk-funding-new-austin-school/index.html

do not underestimate this sociopath.

he is in Texas because he & his buddies want to do #Neuralink experiments on humans and he knows the way to do so is in a state were citizens do not have body autonomy, especially if imprisoned.

if he isn't already doing it, he will do so soon with prison slaves in Texas.

rgbots, to ArtificialIntelligence
glynmoody, to random
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#Neuralink’s first implant partly detached from patient’s brain - https://www.theguardian.com/technology/article/2024/may/09/neuralink-brain-chip-implant if only someone had warned this might happen...

PattyHanson, to TeslaMotors
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After this was revealed, #Musk stopped allowing any oversight of the clinical trials.

...Animal 15 began to lose coordination and staff observed that she would shake uncontrollably when she saw lab workers. Her condition deteriorated for months until the staff finally euthanized her. A necropsy report indicates that she had bleeding in her brain and that the #Neuralink implants left parts of her cerebral cortex “focally tattered.”...

https://www.wired.com/story/elon-musk-pcrm-neuralink-monkey-deaths/

ricardoharvin, to random
@ricardoharvin@mstdn.social avatar

So what happens when folds and the is bricked?

I've posted articles on other implants whose companies have folded leaving the recipients with no support or access to maintenance or repair because they're closed, proprietary systems and intellectual property, and are sometimes left in worse condition than before receiving the devices.

I believe I'd rather suffer or die than trust anything involving Musk.

inkican, to scifi
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LiamOMaraIV, to cyberpunk
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Every time I see some reference to 's project, I think about all those novels I read in the '80s and '90s. It will be interesting to see what comes of it. In the meantime, enjoy this mediaeval dig at his hubris:

eled_nil, to Meme Italian
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parismarx, to tech
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Transhumanism is all the rage with tech billionaires pushing mind uploading, AGI, and more. But where do those ideas come from?

On , I spoke with Meghan O’Gieblyn to discuss the religious roots of transhumanist visions of the future.

https://techwontsave.us/episode/218_the_religious_foundations_of_transhumanism_w_meghan_ogieblyn

pluszysta, to random Polish
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Dla wszystkich dwóch osób, które być może zastanawiały się, jak idą postępy z #Neuralink

https://www.popsci.com/health/neuralink-wire-detachment/

unusual_whales, to news
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BREAKING: Elon Musk said that the first human patient has received a brain implant from his startup Neuralink

#news #finance #economics #stocks #options

_L1vY_,
@_L1vY_@mstdn.social avatar

@unusual_whales Welp. This seems fine.

#Neuralink

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